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Uncle Grievy: HEY KIDS!
Kids: Hi Uncle Grievy!
UG: And how are you all doing today?
Kids: Better now your here Uncle Grievy!
UG: *Laughs* Well isn't that sweet. Now kids I have an important question to ask you all today.
Kids: What's that Uncle Grievy?
UG: Kids...do you still miss Pantera?
Kids: *Sadly* Yes Uncle Grievy.
UG: And does listening to their music only remind you of the tragic Murder of Dimebag Darrell,
the early passing of Vinnie Paul & the fact that Phil Anselmo turned out to be a giant fucking
racist even though we should have all seen that coming YEARS ago?
Kids: *Even Sadder* Yes Uncle Grievy.
UG: *Excitedly* Well never fear kids...because Exhorder is here to make all that pain go away!
Kids: Wow! Who are Exhorder Uncle Grievy?
UG: Exhorder are a classic groove-orientated thrash metal band from early 90's who are
often credited for creating the "sound" that Pantera made popular worldwide.
Exhorder
Kids: Wow! But...how come we've never heard of them before?
UG: Well kids...that's a really long story that I don't want to bore you all with now. Lets focus
on the here & now & as of right now Exhorder have just released their first studio album in 27
years!
Kids: 27 years?! That's a long time Uncle Grievy!
UG: It sure is kids.
Kids: So...is their new album any good Uncle Grievy?
UG: Well kids...I'm happy to say its ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRUSHING!!!
Kids: YAY!
UG: That's right Kids. Exhorder's new album Mourn the Southern Skies has just been released
through Nuclear Blast & its totally worth inserting into your brain via an audio ear injection.
Billy: But my Mom said that you should never insert anything into a brain. I did that to my
cat with a crayon & now he drags his head along the floor when he walks.
UG: Shut up Billy! Now for a quick taste why don't we all check out this new track to see
just what delights await you all when listening to the entire album.
UG: So what did you all think of that track kids?
Kids: It's ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRUSHING!!!
UG: *Laughs* It sure is!
Billy: My cat can only walk backwards now.
UG: Shut up Billy! So...be sure you all out there check out the new album by Exhorder
as soon as possible & so...until next time...I'm Uncle Grievy & I'll see you all around the
traps.
Billy: My Mom & Dad are always fighting about my Dad looking at traps on the computer.
UG: Shut up Billy!
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So I never drink coffee like ever...and I had some coffee...while listening to the new
Exhorder album...and then this just happened.
I'm so Sorry...
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