Tree Rats

[Solid Snake]

I mentioned before that I got a bird feeder for my backyard and a few squirrels kept eating it all.

Well, I read about using a slinky to keep them from climbing the pole so I ordered one. It didn't arrive yet.

Today, I look at the bird feeder to see it has been cracked and chewed open. Not a single seed found. Completely destroyed.

This is the feeder I had:

I just upped my game and bought this one:

This new feeder is said to be 100% squirrel proof. It is the Brome Squirrel Buster Mini. When enough weight is on it, it will slide down and protect the seed. Not only that but it is 100% chew proof. Those little bastards aren't getting any more of my seed!!! I never thought I would be pissed at some squirrels yet here I am.

This means war, tree rats!!!! :angry:

 

[Red Rain]

Squirrels get pretty desperate. A couple buddies of mine impromptu chased a squirrel up a redwood. As my buddies hit up the tree, the squirrel jumped off a branch glided to the ground. It fell pretty tough from what I heard. After that, it jetted stage left.

Point is, give a squirrel the jitters it can glide down (or "fly") then jam their weight onto a feeder. They couldn't care less if they survive the fall or not.

Much success to you on this.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Why is this a thread for?

 

[Grievous 3D]

Humans can eat squirrel without getting "sick" right?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Humans can eat squirrel without getting "sick" right?

Yes.

 

[Grievous 3D]

Yes.

Well...

Catch, kill & eat the little bastards...
or feed them to your cats.

Problem solved...you and the
birds both get free food.

 

[Solid Snake]

Why is this a thread for?

Cause I wanted to vent. You are questioning my thread and none of @Kasumi's? ity:

 

[Grievous 3D]

Cause I wanted to vent. You are questioning my thread and none of @Kasumi's?

Yeah...don't question @Solid Snake @Seto

Her partner runs this place...

You wouldn't want a warning or be banned right?

?

So...has anyone here actually eaten squirrel?

Also...this is funny as hell...




Hey @Solid Snake shouldn't your cats be hunting these squirrels down?

*Thinks*

And the birds now that I think about it.

 

[Solid Snake]

Hey [IMG alt="Solid Snake"]https://wweforums.net/data/avatars/s/7/7985.jpg?1551387403[/IMG] Solid Snake shouldn't your cats be hunting these squirrels down?

*Thinks*

And the birds now that I think about it.

I don't let them go out on their own. I walk them on harnesses. Not safe to let kitties free roam on their own. A cat was just in a news... Showed up on someone's porch with his hears cut off. Some asshole left the poor thing for dead after mutilating it. Thankfully the vet was able to save it but he has no ears now. People who do these things to animals are pieces of shit.

 

[Grievous 3D]

I don't let them go out on their own. I walk them on harnesses. Not safe to let kitties free roam on their own.

Oh...so they are proper "house" cats then?

That makes sense.

Also animal cruelty is like the worst thing since Hitler.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Cause I wanted to vent. You are questioning my thread and none of @Kasumi's? ity:

Hey, leave Kasumi alone. He brings joy to this place and always makes me laugh.

Yeah...don't question @Solid Snake @Seto

Her partner runs this place...

You wouldn't want a warning or be banned right?

?

So...has anyone here actually eaten squirrel?

Also...this is funny as hell...




Hey @Solid Snake shouldn't your cats be hunting these squirrels down?

*Thinks*

And the birds now that I think about it.

I always question Snake, and she knows it. Also, yeah I have eaten Squirrel and it isn't that great.

 

[Kasumi]

Easy Does It

 

[Grievous 3D]

Also, yeah I have eaten Squirrel and it isn't that great.

Oh...that's a shame.

FYI: Kangaroo is fantastic if you get a chance to try it.