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Gards Jr.

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GardsJr says:
Fuck the schedule
Black Mamba says:
what do you mean man?
GardsJr says:
I don't want to post tomorrow
Black Mamba says:
oh oh yeah
Black Mamba says:
man I was out all night man
Black Mamba says:
I had some drinks ya know? But I was thinking about things. I was thinking about stupid things that I don't like thinking bout it. I don't like it ya know what I'm saying? Drinking makes you happy not sad ya know?
GardsJr says:
shut up and go to bed, will talk to you tomorrow
Black Mamba says:
but I dun wanna go to bed yet man
GardsJr says:
just do it you drunken idiot
Black Mamba says:
I'm drunk?
GardsJr says:
Yep
Black Mamba says:
how do you know? Did I say I was drunk?
GardsJr says:
yes
Black Mamba says:
damn...lol thats pretty funny. I don't feel too drunk
Black Mamba says:
ya know some people they drink alot
Black Mamba says:
and they puke
Black Mamba says:
not me though man. I don't puke
GardsJr says:
okay Quint
Black Mamba says:
exactly
Black Mamba says:
you know what I'm saying. You were always like that with all your smileys and stuff
Black Mamba says:
you know what people are saying because you have smileys
Black Mamba says:
right?
GardsJr says:
okay man
GardsJr says:
just see what happens when you go to bed and lie down
Black Mamba says:
you sure?
Black Mamba says:
I'm typing pretty good ya know. Have those apostraphes and everything. I even spelled apostraphes. That's pretty good I think
GardsJr says:
Yeah
GardsJr says:
you will feel better if you go to sleep okay
Black Mamba says:
sweet
Black Mamba says:
I think thats just what I need
GardsJr says:
Then in the morning you will feel like shit
Black Mamba says:
you sure?
Black Mamba says:
I don't want to feel like shit
Black Mamba says:
I'd like to feel like a big fluffy marshmallow though. That would be awesome
Black Mamba says:
could you imagine being a big fluffy marshamallow?
Black Mamba says:
I'd think it would be a pain in the ass. Everyone wanting to eat me and all
Black Mamba says:
or turn me into a giant rice krispy treat
GardsJr says:
Yeah, if you go to sleep on a big fluffy marshmallow, go give it a try
Black Mamba says:
that would be kinda badass though
GardsJr says:
called your bed
Black Mamba says:
man if my bed was a big fluffy marshamallow I'd name it Gards Jr Jr. Because you do alot of smileys
GardsJr says:
okay
GardsJr says:
why don't you go lay on Gards Jr Jr
Black Mamba says:
his name aint gards jr jr
Black Mamba says:
because he aint a giant marshmallow
GardsJr says:
Well go lie on your bed
Black Mamba says:
sure looks like one
Black Mamba says:
but hes just a big fat hippo in marshamallows clothing
Black Mamba says:
and I don't want the hippo to eat me
GardsJr says:
Hes not going to eat you
Black Mamba says:
ya mean it?
GardsJr says:
I am sure
Black Mamba says:
Ok.
Black Mamba says:
But if he eats me I'm gonna haunt you in your sleep
GardsJr says:
okay
Black Mamba says:
like Casper, except holding an Irish Trash Can
Black Mamba says:
which isn't possible
Black Mamba says:
because I wouldn't be tangible
GardsJr says:

Black Mamba says:
see there ya go with those smileys again
Black Mamba says:
well ok
Black Mamba says:
I'm gonna go to bed, and the hippo should be gone now
GardsJr says:
have a good sleep
Black Mamba says:
no dnager of being eaten
GardsJr says:
I scared him off with my smiley for you
Black Mamba says:
sweet
Black Mamba says:
sounds like a plan jerry ann
Black Mamba says:
even though your name is Gards
GardsJr says:
lol
Black Mamba says:
Gards Jr
Black Mamba says:
not Gards Jr Jr, becuase you don't have an ykids
Black Mamba says:
just smileys
Black Mamba says:
ok.....I really should head to bed now
Black Mamba says:
is it really 4AM in teh morning?
GardsJr says:
yes
Black Mamba says:
damn...thats the last time I go bar hopping with gay room mates.
Black Mamba says:
see ya later Gards. I was gonna ay something but I forgot what it was so I am uust gonna go to ed now
Black Mamba says:
soooo sleepy
GardsJr says:
bye'
Black Mamba says:
bu I keep on typing
Black Mamba says:
dunno why
Black Mamba says:
fuck it
Black Mamba says:
byyeee
GardsJr says:
bye
GardsJr says:
turn the PC off now

LOL pretty awesome.
 

Wrestling Station

Guest
Im in no manners to read too much scripts as im preparing myself to start poking my nose with my own dick (just a way to prove to myself that im good at anything I try :p )

So as a summary:
My dick: 1
Gards Jr.: 0
 

phantomgerald

Guest
he doesn't seem pissed to me. I do that when I'm drunk too. LOL.
 

Hidden Blaze

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WOW that was sorta funny.