TNA iMPACT, 10.27.10
A video recap plays going over all the events that unfolded at BFG 2010.
After the video pyros go off all around the arena starting at the top of the entrance ramp and ending at the entrance ramp on the other side. Mike Tenay begins to speak as the screaming dies down.
Tenay: Hello and welcome to he Bound For Glory Aftermath show! I am Mike Tenay and this is Don West. And Don, how about Bound For Glory VII?
West: What an amazing night it was Mike. We saw Robert Roode finally defeat Nigel McGuiness to become the new TNA World Championship!
Tenay: And how about it, Austin Aries defeated AJ Styles in an over year long rivalry and Samoa Joe defeated Abyss in one the bloodiest matches I have ever seen. It was crazy!
West: Not forgetting the rest of that amazing night, we had our Revolution Championship Match, Kurt Angle vs. Roderick Strong, our Electrified Cage Match, our Doomsday Device Tag Match and not to mention a six man Ultimate X Match, Mike, it was truly amazing.
Tenay: And I will tell you what else is amazing, tonight’s Main Event!
West: Oh yes, that’s right Mike, it will be Nigel McGuiness, Kurt Angle and The Age of Fall vs. Robert Roode, Roderick Strong and The Briscoe Bros. in an No disqualification Elimination Match!
Pop from the crowd.
Tenay: And Samoa Joe takes on AJ Styles, Austin Aries and Kaz in a Fatal Four way for a shot at Bryan Danielson’s Revolution Championship at Genesis. But right now we are going to ringside to see a Bimbo Brawl pitting Awesome Kong against ODB, Roxxi and Gail Kim in a Three on One Handicap Match!
Bimbo Brawl
Awesome Kong vs. ODB, Roxxi and Gail Kim
We pick up around the end of this weapon filled match. ODB and Roxxi are on the outside of the ring while Gail Kim is being demolished by Awesome Kong. Kong is beating down Kim in the corner of the ring with right after right after right. She then picks up Gail by her hair and dangles her in the air before taking her out with a huge Clothesline.
West: Did you just see that?
Tenay: I did Don, an Awesome Clothesline from an Awesome Kong!
Kong leaves the ring and delivers a double clothesline on Roxxi and ODB. She picks up a few signs from on the floor and throws them in the ring before getting in the ring herself bringing a trolley with her. Kong picks up a sign and just as Kim is getting up she slams it against Gail’s head. Kong pins Gail but only gets a two count. She then proceeds to continually crack the sign over the limp body of Gail Kim until she is left physically battered.
Tenay: I tell you Don, Awesome Kong is truly unforgiving.
West: You are right Mike, we have never seem anything like her before.
Finally the cavalry arrive in the form of ODB and Roxxi. They bombard Kong with a barrage of punches but it is not enough. Kong over powers them and easily brushes them aside throwing ODB over the top rope. Roxxi goes after Kong but the attack is short lived as Kong grabs her by her throat and lifts her up from the ground. Roxxi wriggles and kicks her legs trying to get out of the dire predicament but it is no use as Kong has the hold firmly locked in. Kong moves over to the ropes and delivers an amazing Two-Handed Chokeslam to the outside of the ring. The crowd shudder as Roxxi lays their limp on the cold concrete floor of the iMPACT zone. Kong lets out a deafening shout as the crowd boo heavily.
Tenay: And look at Roxxi, I don’t think she will be able to compete in this match any further.
Gail, now revived from the distraction of her partners, is up on the top rope. Kong turns around and Gail delivers a spectacular Missile Drop Kick flooring the almost immovable object. Gail gets a loud cheer of appreciation before going to the outside and onto the apron. She stay their for awhile soaking in more of the applauses while waiting for Kong to get back onto her feet. Kong begins to crawl towards the turnbuckle and manages to get up.
Tenay: And I wonder what Gail Kim has up her sleeve?
West: I don’t now but I know it is going to be big!
Gail preps herself before leaping at Kong performing an amazing Springboard Crossbody… no. Kong catches her and lifts her up delivering a huge Gorilla Press! Kong holds Gail up there as the crowd once again boo very heavily as Kong milks it. She slams Kim down onto the trolley before going to the second rope. With Gail sat inside the trolley Kong turns around to a standing position on the second rope of the turnbuckle. Kong gets ready to perform a splash but….. Roxxi comes to the ring and delivers a few hard punches to the face of the Kong before getting to the same position as her. Roxxi hooks her arm and goes to deliver a Double Underhook DDT. But no, Kong delivers an elbow to the gut of Roxxi before grabbing her the head. She head butts Roxxi who falls backwards onto Gail Kim as the trolley gives way and collapses. Kong goes back down onto canvas and gets booed heavily for the third time of the match. She turns around and who does she meet… none other than ODB wielding a Steel Chair. ODB points at Kong. Before swinging back the Steel Chair and crack….. She hit Roxxi with the Steel Chair! Kong looks at ODB confused. ODB looks at Kim who shakes her head saying no. ODB smirks before cracking Gail ever the head with the Steel Chair too. Kong sees this, still confused, but takes advantage of it. She picks up the limp body of Gail Kim and deliver a bone shattering Awesome Bomb! Kong gets the three count while ODB holds up the Steel Chair receiving some of the Heaviest Boos produced from the Knockout Division.
Winner: Awesome Kong
The crowd are engulfing ODB with Boos. She just continues to smile at the crowd saying “Bring it!” She turns around and sees Gail Kim and Roxxi just getting up. ODB goes to hit both of them for a second time but it is short lived as Taylor Wilde comes out to a huge crowd reaction. She delivers a crossbody to ODB before delivering a bombardment of punches. That is before Velvet Sky comes out through the crowd and delivers a Dropkick to Wilde flooring her. All of the Knockout’s begin a massive brawling session. Soon Daizee Haze comes out too to many pops and the brawling continues.
ODB and Roxxi square off as do Awesome Kong and Gail Kim. Daizee Haze joins the fight between Velvet Sky and Taylor Wilde. The brawling does not end until The Force Sara Del Rey’s music hit’s the speakers as she bursts down to the ring. She takes out everything in sight including a Scoop Slam on Awesome Kong until she is left with her arch nemesis, Daizee Haze. They break out in a huge brawl until Jim Cornett comes out and puts a stop to the fighting.
Cornett: I have had quite enough from you Knockouts! Now stop fighting!
They finally stop brawling and listen to Cornett.
Cornett: And that I why next week I have booked a 4-4 Match. It will be Sara del Rey, Awesome Kong, Velvet Sky and ODB vs. Daizee Haze, Gail Kim, Taylor Wilde and Roxxi.
Pop.
Cornett: And as for ODB. I want your explanation of what you did to Gail Kim and Roxxi later tonight in my office!
Another Pop with a touch of Heat at the mention of ODB’s name.
.::Commercial Break::.
Tenay: Hello and welcome back to TNA iMPACT and what a scene before the break Don!
West: You are right Mike, these Knockouts need to be keep there actions under control.
Tenay: And I am surprised at ODB, we will have an explanation afterwards but whatever her reasons it will not cover the fact that she bloodied both Roxxi Leveaux and Gail Kim.
West: And how about, next week we will be seeing a 4-4 Knockouts Match, it is going to be big!
Tenay: But next up we will be rejoining a very sensitive topic in the world of TNA, the bitter rivalry between Samoa Joe and Abyss. Watch this.
A video package begins. It shows Samoa Joe hitting the Muscle Buster on Robert Roode at Slammiversary in a match to become the #1 Contender for the TNA Championship. Joe goes to pin Roode but Abyss comes out and breaks up the pin. Abyss begins to pummel Joe with a Steel Chair. Joe asks for an explanation the next night and Abyss comes out being controlled by James Mitchell again.
Mitchell says that the monster is back and he is going to regain his thrown as the beast of TNA from Samoa Joe. A match at Victory Road is made. Abyss wins at Victory Road injuring Joe’s back. Vignettes air saying Joe will return at Hard Justice. Joe returns at Hard Justice interfering in Abyss’ Title Shot Match. Joe and Abyss fight at No Surrender in a Singles which Abyss wins by DQ after not letting go of the Coquina Clutch drawing blood from Abyss’ mouth.
Abyss then challenged Joe for a match at Bound for Glory. Joe then refused the match in order to offer a Six Sides of Steel Match to Abyss instead. In an amazing battle the highlights were Abyss hanging Joe from the top of the cage by a Dog Collar and then whipping him continually with a Guitar String. Another was Joe hitting Abyss over the back with a bowling ball sending him over the cage and out of the ring. Finally, the decisive moment of the match was a Muscle Buster, from Joe, off the top of the cage, to Abyss, onto a Table covered with Thumbtacks!
Tenay: Shocking events unfolded at Bound for Glory, and I have to admit, that match was one of the bloodiest I have seen in a very long time.
West: I agree Mike, it was truly unbelievable.
Tenay: Well next up we are bringing to you another unbelievable match, it’s Consequences Creed vs. Petey Williams in an X Division Title Match! It is said that Cornett was so impressed with Petey during the Ultimate X Match that he has decided to give him a shot at stealing the X Division Title away from Creed thus ending Creed’s near 1 and a half year rain.
X Division Championship
Consequences Creed vs. Petey Williams
We pick up the match ¾ of the way through. Creed has Petey in the middle of the ring with the Boston Crab locked in. Petey writhes around in pain trying to get to the ropes. Petey crawls ever so far, digging deep down in side him, before stretching out his arm at the precise time, grabbing the rope, as Creed is forced to let go of the hold. Creed break away and bides his time waiting for Petey to get up.
Tenay: And I wonder what Consequences Creed has up his sleeve here.
Finally Petey gets up to his feet and Consequences runs at him full force delivering an Arm Drag, Petey gets up to his feet only to be put down again by the same move. This time Petey does not get not get up so quickly and when he finally does Consequences delivers a Drop Toe-Hold sending Petey face first into the turnbuckle! Petey turns back to Creed holding his nose. Only to be slammed back down as Creed performs a Side Slam. Creed plays to the crowd a bit before stomping on the head of Petey a couple of times. He then bounces against the ropes but Petey makes an instinctive clothesline putting an end to Creed’s momentum. Maple Leaf Muscle begins to regain himself before going to the top rope. Creed gets up to a standing position as Petey leaps forward performing a spectacular Diving Huricanrana!
Tenay: What a move Don!
West: And if Petey Williams keeps this going he could well be in with a shot if winning this match.
Petey pumps himself up before running in and clotheslineing Creed taking him down to the mat. Petey summons Creed to his feet before delivering a Running Sit Out Jawbreaker followed by a Spinning Wheel Kick as Creed dizzily falls to the floor. Petey then picks up Creed and puts him in between his legs signalling for the Canadian Destroyer! Creed, luckily, manages to lift Petey over his shoulders thus escaping the gruesome finisher that won best move four years in a row.
Tenay: And Consequences Creed is a lucky man Don.
West: Amen to that, if Petey performed the Destroyer it would surely be the end for Consequences Creed!
Creed runs to the ropes before springing back hitting a Low Drop Kick to the side of the chest on Petey. Petey sits their clutching onto his chest in pain and his ribs sting, bruised and battered. Creed jumps forward onto Creed when he is on all fours kneeing him in the same place as he did with dropkick. Petey once again clutches hard onto his chest trying to fight the pain. Creed continues to stomp on the chest of Maple Leaf Muscle as he repeatedly yells telling Creed to stop. Finally Creed stops as he signals for the end of the match. Creed picks up Petey and punches him a few times, backing him into the corner. He mounts the pressure with knees, kicks and punches before walking away and allowing Petey to move away from the corner of the ring. Though the peace for Petey is quickly finished with as Creed runs in levelling Petey with an Enzuguri Kick!
Tenay: What a kick Don! How much more can Petey Williams take?
Don: I don’t know Mike but if this carries on he could get a serious injury!
Creed picks up Petey again this time whispering to him “It’s over..” Creed backs away before punching him three times with his left hand, performing the splits and then delivering a right handed Knockout Hook. Petey falls to the floor as the crowd here a thud as everyone looks over to see the fallen Canadian Destroyer. Creed hooks the leg and get the three….. two count! Creed looks at Petey, astonished to see him fighting back! Creed then lifts up Williams and put him in a Fireman’s Carry Position before delivering a Brutal TKO, looking to finally put him away. Creed once again pins Petey but unbelievably once again he comes up short! Creed looks at Petey as if he is a machine. Consequences shakes his head before lifting Petey up once again and says “This, this is definitely it!” He puts Maple Leaf Muscle in a Head Lock before signalling for a Creed-DT. Creed preps himself before delivering….. But Petey hooked the leg of Creed and reverse it into a Hooked Cradle Pin. Creed is taken by surprise and before he can do anything about it the match is over and so is his over a year long title rain.
Winner: Petey Williams
Petey collects his newly acquired Title before fleeing the ring as his music plays putting salt in the wounds of Consequences Creed. Just as Williams is about to leave Creed stops him. Creed has a microphone in hand as he begins to speak.
Creed: Wait, wait, wait. Everyone knows that was a fluke Petey.
Heat
Creed: I mean that I was just off balance. Things were going through my head, you know relationships and such…..
More heat from the crowd as the begin to chant “Liar” and “Consequences is a Bad Loser”
Creed: Shut up, shut up! You all know it was a fluke. The fact of the matter is that Petey Williams cannot just waltz in here and take my title away from me. He is a nobody were as I am a somebody. In fact I am more that a Somebody, I am the one!
Lots and lots of Heat as Petey shakes his head at Creed’s pathetic attempt at trying to make it seem that the match was a fluke
Creed: Ok then, if you want to prove that was not a fluke then take on me next week in a X Division Championship Match!
Petey nods his head before finally acquiring a microphone
Petey: Fine, fine, you can have your match. But you have got to stop rambling on with excuses. You know if you want to play mind games with somebody then I suggest that you keep doing that.
Pop
Petey: What I am trying to say is Creed, next week, when you face me, don’t be surprised if you lose. Because I swear, I swear, I will give it my all.
Petey’s music continues to play as he walks off the sight of the camera and through to the locker rooms with his title held up high. After the music finishes we go back to Mike and Don at ringside.
Tenay: Don, did we just see, what I thought we saw?
West: I think we did Mike! Consequences Creed just lost a match for his X Division Championship for the first time in nearly 1 and a half years. He was the leader of the X Division!
Tenay: I mean I just can’t believe my eyes. It has sort of become a tradition until now that Consequences Creed just does not lose his Title. Anyway, we are going to take a break now, but don’t go away as there is plenty more action to come.
.::Commercial Break::.
Tenay: Hello and welcome back. And what a night it has been so far. Awesome Kong beating not one, not two but three Knockouts with the help of ODB who was actually in the match fighting Awesome Kong,
West: And not forgetting, Petey Williams has just won his fourth ever X Division championship from Consequences Creed. Creed’s more that a year reign has ended thanks to Maple Leaf Muscle.
Tenay: But right now we are going backstage with Jeremy Borash who is the new TNA Champion Robert Roode.
The camera cuts backstage after taking a shot of the crowd. JB has a microphone in hand ready to take the interview.
Borash: Thanks Mike, and I am here with Robert Roode, TNA’s current World Champion, and Roode, now that you are TNA Champion, how are you going to make an impact and hopefully become one of the best TNA Champions of all time?
Roode: Huh…. The amount of times I have been asked this question is unreal. And I am going to give you the same answer I did to every other news reporter and interviewer out there. Robert Roode is going to be Robert Roode. He is going to do what he always does. He is going to go out to that ring, he is going to beat down everyone in his path and he is going to keep the TNA Title tightly rapped around his waist.
Borash: And what about Christian Cage, your nemesis, your rival, injured last night, at Bound for Glory, at the hands of Nigel McGuiness?
Roode: It’s funny, me and Cage, we were at each other’s throats for over two months over who would take on McGuiness at Bound for Glory. Cornett finally sorted it out, he put both of us in the match. The week before Cage almost drove me to insanity, trying to push me over the edge, trying to make me lash out, even going as far as getting my house pummelled down by lorry’s. And in the end, it was not even me who injured him at Bound For Glory.
Borash: But did you have any feeling that you wanted to?
Roode: That’s an easy one, OF COURSE I WANTED TO! HE DROVE FIVE LORRY’S INTO MY HOME! THE ONLY THING THAT STOPPED ME WAS NIGEL MCGUINESS GETTING THEIR FIRST! Now you understand? You see Cage DID drive me to insanity, Cage DID push me over the edge and he SURE AS HELL DID make me want to lash out. And it was merely Nigel McGuiness who got in my way. Which is why tonight, I take it out you McGuiness, I take it out on you!
We cut back to the announce table.
Tenay: And Robert Roode, taking out his anger for Christian Cage on the man he beat at Bound For Glory, Nigel McGuiness.
West: And Mike if I know Robert Roode, he will probably stay true to his word.
Tenay: But right now we are going to go to the ring, were it is Samoa Joe vs. Kaz vs. AJ Styles vs. Austin Aries for a shot at the Revolution Championship. Don’t go away.
.::Commercial Break::.
Samoa Joe vs. Kaz vs. Austin Aries vs. AJ Styles
Revolution Championship #1 Contender’s Match
The match is picked up around the end. Samoa Joe and Kaz are fighting at the outside while Austin Aries and AJ Styles are trading blows at the top of the turnbuckle. AJ, being on the second rope facing the crowd, hit a heavy blow to the gut of Aries. AJ hooks his head under Aries’ arm before attempting to lift him up over his shoulders delivering a Superplex. But, Aries manages to escape the wicked move in the nick of time before mounting an attack of left and right handed punches. Aries then puts AJ in a front face lock before delivering a Brainbuster off the top rope!
Tenay: Oh my god! AJ Styles is a mangled mess right now.
West: I have never seen anything like it.
Aries drops to his knees, crawls to the turnbuckle and rests there for a while. Meanwhile, Samoa Joe drives Kaz into the steel barricade a few time before finishing the combination off by slinging him into the Steel Post at the edge of the ring. Joe looks at Kaz before getting back in the ring. He goes over to a fallen Austin Aries but is punched in the face as he bends down to grab him. Aries punches him a few more time before cracking him in the mouth with a boot. Aries gives Joe a shin kick flooring him before jumping up to his feet and delivering an elbow to the back. Aries drags Joe to the centre of the ring but only gets a two count.
Tenay: Close call there Don.
Aries continues to thrust his elbow into the back of Samoa Joe three more times before finally Joe moves out of the way. Joe stomps on Aries a couple of times before picking him up by his hair and slams him into the turnbuckle, head first. On the rebound, Joe takes out Aries with a Clothesline to the back of the head, flooring him. Joe gives a few stiff kicks to the back before turning around only to be met by the Pele from AJ Styles!
West: Pele!
Tenay: AJ Styles hit’s the Pele, it could be all over right here.
AJ makes the cover but it is broken up at two by a revitalized Kaz. AJ gets to his feet and Kaz jumps and hit’s a flying crossbody! AJ gets up but is brought down by Kaz again by a Jumping High Kick! This time AJ does not get up and Kaz looks up at the crowd who cheer for him. He knows what to do as he runs to the ropes, jumps onto the second rope, then the third, then the third again twisting himself around so he faces his opponent and then springs off delivering a bone crunching Splash!
Tenay: Kaz delivers an amazing Twisting Spring Board Splash!
West: What a move!
Kaz picks himself up via the ropes and turns around to Austin Aries running full force at him. Kaz manages to avoid the move sending Aries over the top rope. Kaz looks down at Aries before popping his head back up and giving the crowd a cheeky smile. Kaz turns round but is smashed in the head by a Huge Twisting Enzuguri Kick. Kaz is backed into the corner of the ring. Joe rolls back onto his feet before running in and delivering a Shining Wizard! Joe moves away from the destruction he has caused as Kaz drops to the floor. Joe turns to the crowd as they cheer him on. Joe picks up Kaz who swiftly punches him I the mid-section. He delivers a few stiff rights to the face of Joe backing him into the opposite side of the ring before slinging him onto the ropes but….. Joe is sent crashing into the referee.
Tenay: Earl Hebnar is down!
West: And now there is nothing keeping the superstars in control.
Kaz walks over to the ref and attempts to wake him up but to no avail. He shrugs his shoulder’s before turning around to be met by a Big Boot to the head. But, luckily, Kaz ducks it and Joe gets his foot hung up on the turnbuckle. Kaz punches Joe in the face a couple of times before getting up onto the same turnbuckle Joe is hung up on. Kaz lifts Joe up to his position before putting him in the Flux Capacitor position. Joe wriggles out of the move and delivers a head butt to the face of Kaz. Joe jumps down to the mat before cracking Kaz in the face with a High Kick! Joe then hooks head under the arm of the limp Kaz. Joe lifts him up and delivers a Huge Muscle Buster as the crowd cheer at the amazing move.
Tenay: Surely this has got to be it.
West: I think it is Mike….. What is this?
“Down in the Catacombs” hits as Abyss makes his way to the ring. Joe gets up and awaits his nemesis in the ring. Abyss charges towards Joe before getting in the ring. Just as Abyss makes it to the ring Joe bombards him with right and left hands, but, nothing effects Abyss as he grabs Joe by the throat and delivering a brutal Chokeslam. Joe gets up and Abyss jumps off the ropes and on the rebound delivers a devastating Black Hole Slam! Abyss leaves the ring as a Battered Austin Aries climbs from the outside of the ring and crawls over to Joe as the referee, who has just managed to get to his feet, makes the three count giving the win to Austin Aries.
Winner: Austin Aries
Aries has his arm lifted by the referee before dropping to the floor and then rolling out of the ring. As Aries music plays there is a shot of Samoa Joe, Kaz and AJ Styles laid out in the middle of the ring.
Tenay: What a match Don!
West: Indeed Mike and the Impact of Abyss in this match was unbelievable, what will happen next?
Tenay: I don’t know but there is one thing I know, and that is Austin Aries is going to Genesis to face Bryan Danielson.
West: And Mike I have just had word in that Jim Cornett id standing by in his office with “The Traitor”, ODB.
The camera pans around Cornett’s room, it finally stops at a scene where ODB is sitting on a chair facing Cornett who is leaning on the edge of his desk.
Cornett: ODB, I am going to ask you one more time nicely, explain to the world why you tuned your back on two people who have stood by you since Day One of coming to this company.
ODB: And Jim, I am going to tell YOU one more time, NO!
Cornett: God it has become so hard to keep these God Damn Knockout’s under control, I wish Traci Brooks was here. Look, the fans, the stars and every god damn person out there wants to know, so just tell us.
ODB: If you keep begging me like this you are never going to get what you want.
Cornett: That’s it, boys, get in here.
Two security guards come into the room. They pass Cornett something hidden to Cornett.
Cornett: Right here I have a NEW TNA Contract, if you tell the whole world exactly why you did what you did during the opening match, I will give you this contract worth 300,000 thousand a year. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line.
ODB snatches the contract out of Cornett’s hand and examines it carefully.
ODB: Can I have a pen?
Cornett grabs a pen from his pocket and clicks before stretching it out in front of ODB. She goes to grab it but Cornett pulls his hand away.
Cornett: First you tell the world why you did what you did. Now stand up and look into the camera.
ODB gets up and looks at the camera before smiling.
ODB: ODB did what ODB did because she is sick and tired of looking after people like Roxxi and Gail Kim. She is sick and tired of all those fans looking at her as if she is some sensitive Hero. Because from now on, she is going to change. Get ready to see the other side of ODB!
She looks at Cornett as if to ask if that was OK. Cornett puts his thumbs up before once again stretching out his hand with a pen. ODB goes to grab it but he once again moves it away.
Cornett: Nice doing business with you but I really don’t have time to finish our deal.
The same two security guards rush ODB away as she slowly realizes what has happened. Lauren, who was there the whole time turns to Cornett and looks at him strangely.
Lauren: No disrespect Sir but isn’t it against the law to finish your half of a Official Law?
Cornett goes to defend himself but then stops before nodding is head as we go into a commercial break.
.::Commercial Break::.
Alex Shelley is walking down the corridor. He is putting on his tape ready for the next match when he bumps into two rather large objects. He looks up to find that those two rather large objects are the Dudley Boyz. They smile at him before backing him into the Boiler Room. The camera takes a static shot of The Boiler Room door as we hear a few loud thuds. They then come out and dust off their hands before leaving as the camera takes a close up of the window on the door to see Alex Shelley sitting in a heap.
Tenay: And it seems to me that Team 3D are still bitter following the aftermath of their win on Sunday at Bound For Glory.
West: No matter how wrong it is you have got to laugh at Team 3D. When The motor City Machine Guns came back into the ring after their loss and pulled down the trousers of Brother Devon and brother Ray, it was comedy gold.
Tenay: But no matter how humiliating it was Don, you don’t just go around beating up who you like. And they may have just taken away Alex Shelley’s chances of winning the Open TNA Battler Royal, which is up next.
18 Man Open TNA Battle Royal
Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Johnny Devine vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Jay Lethal vs. Rhino vs. James Storm vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Alex Shelley vs. Chris Sabin vs. Hernandez vs. Homicide vs. Brother Ray vs. Brother Devon vs. Larry Sweeney vs. Chris Hero vs. Adam Pearce vs. El Generico vs. Kevin Steen
The first two competitors in were Sheik Abdul Bashir and Jay Lethal. They fought on until Rhino came in and made quick work of Sheik eliminating him. Then El Generico came in followed by Homicide. Homicide eliminated Generico which signalled Kevin Steen’s participation in the match. Steen eliminated Lethal and shortly after was eliminated himself by Rhino which left Rhino and Homicide in the ring. Then Hernandez hit the ring making it two on one. Rhino fought through until a new competitor made it to the ring, Chris Hero. Hero eliminated Homicide, and then Larry Sweeney entered the match. Rhino gored Hernandez out of the match and down came the third member of The Sweet ‘n’ Sour Inc. Rhino was once again teamed up on but made it through until the next person came to the ring, Chris Sabin! Sabin eliminated every member of the Sweet ’n’ Sour Inc. So Rhino and Sabin were left alone. They looked at each other, shook hands before locking together. They fought back and forth until Brother Devon came to the ring! Sabin and Rhino worked together to take down Devon but to no avail. Then Brother Ray hit the ring and they were further doomed. All four men fought back and forth. Before Sonjay Dutt hit the ring. He rushed towards the competition but as soon as he gets in the ring he is gored straight down by Rhino! Rhino chucked him out of the ring almost straight away leaving the same four people waging war with each other. Next James Storm came to the ring and teamed with Team 3D as does the last but one competitor and Revolution Champion, Bryan Danielson. Danielson hit the ring taking out all on coming attacks, and then, Alex Shelley’s music plays, and plays, and plays….. Which is where I come in.
Finally the silence is broken. Jim Cornett steps out.
Cornett: Due to Alex Shelley not showing up for reasons that will not be discussed now I thought this would be an opportune time to introduce TNA’s newest superstar…..
“Boo-Yah-Kaa” hits as none other than Rey Mysterio burst out onto the entrance ramp as the crowd erupts with excitement.
Tenay: Oh my god! Rey Mysterio is in TNA!
West: This is a huge day wrestling fans!
Rey runs down to the ring and immediately takes Brother Ray down with a Flying Elbow! Devon runs at him but Rey takes him down with a Shin Kick as Devon gets hung up on the rope. Rey puts his hand up to the crowd as they let out a huge scream of joy. Rey jumps onto the ropes and springs delivering a vicious 619! Devon spins a bit on the spot before Rey delivers a huge Springboard Dropkick taking Brother Devon out of the match.
Brother Devon has been eliminated.
Tenay: And Devon is out of their.
West: Rey Mysterio has made a huge Impact!
Rey gets up and turns around to a Big Boot from Brother Ray as the crowd boo loudly. Brother Ray continues to beat down Mysterio. Meanwhile Rhino is attacking James Storm. He hits him with a few stiff rights before lifting him up onto the turnbuckle trying to eliminate him. Bryan Danielson Irish Whips Sabin into Rhino forcing James Storm onto the apron. Rhino turns to Sabin who, out of instinct ducks causing Bryan to Danielson to boot Rhino who falls over onto the apron next to James Storm. Storm and Rhino begin trading blows while Sabin looks on. Sabin turns around and leap frogs over a charging Danielson who goes tumbling into Rhino and Storm eliminating both men.
Rhino and James Storm have been eliminated.
Tenay: And Rhino began this match and he is finally out.
West: Not to mention James Storm, he has also been in this match for quite a while.
Danielson looks at Storm and Rhino laid out on the floor before turning around to be met by a giant Enzuguri Kick from Sabin. Meanwhile Rey is hitting Brother Ray in the jaw continuously onto the ropes in an attempt to get him over the ropes. Rey punches his opponent as Brother Ray slowly goes further over the ropes. Rey then bounces against the opposite ropes and he runs at Brother Ray. Ray moves out of the way sending Mysterio over the ropes and onto the apron. Brother Ray cracks Mysterio in the jaw with a hard punch as Mysterio almost spills out of the ring. Brother Ray once again punches Mysterio who manages just to hold on. Brother Ray this time runs backwards onto the ropes and runs forward with a wild Shoulder Barge. But, Rey ducks and delivers a shoulder to the stomach through the second rope. Brother Ray moves away and clenches onto his stomach before turning around to be met by a Huge Springboard Hurricarana sending Brother Ray out of the ring!
Brother Ray has been eliminated
Tenay: Brother Ray has been eliminated!
West: Amazing move from Mysterio!
Mysterio raises his hand to the crowd before turning around to get involved in the fight between Chris Sabin and Bryan Danielson. Danielson kicks Sabin in the stomach before doing the same to Mysterio. Danielson grabs both men’s heads and smashes them into each other with authority. Danielson punches Mysterio a couple of times before Irish Whipping him into the ropes and taking him out with a clothesline on the rebound. Danielson gets back to his feet but turns around to a punch from Sabin. Sabin hits him again this time drawing a small amount of blood from Danielson’s mouth. Sabin kicks him in the stomach and lifts Danielson into the Cradle Shock position. Sabin shouts to the crowd who spur him on before he goes to the top turnbuckle. Sabin points down to outside of the ring and asks the crowd what they think. The whole arena shout in approval and Sabin preps himself for the move. Sabin is just about ot perform the move when Danielson struggles out of it and drops down to the floor. The American Dragon deliver a Dropkick to the back of Sabin sending him crashing to the mat below also catching his head on the steel barricade.
Chris Sabin has been eliminated.
Tenay: Sabin will not be winning this one. And now it is down to two.
West: That had to hurt!
Mysterio and Danielson are the last two competitors left in this match. Mysterio runs at Danielson, leap frogs over him onto the turnbuckle and flips backwards delivering a Moonsault! Rey lands on his feet before running once again at Danielson who is on all fours. The American Dragon grabs onto Mysterio’s foot sending him face first onto the mat. Danielson quickly spins around and locks in the Cattle Manipulation right in the middle of the ring. Danielson locks the move in harder as Mysterio screams out in pain. Mysterio struggles further towards the ropes causing Danielson to lock the hold in harder. Finally Mysterio gets to the ropes and uses it to spring up, over and out of the hold. Mysterio elbows Danielson in the back forcing him onto the ropes. Mysterio runs back and bounces against the ropes before dropkicking Danielson in the back and hanging him up on the second rope. Mysterio gets the crowd pumped up before running against the ropes and coming back hitting the 619 but no….. Danielson grabs onto Mysterio’s feet before pushing him out of the ring for the win. Danielson celebrates in the ring but little does he know Mysterio managed to hag on to the ropes. Mysterio climbs into the ring and hit’s the American Dragon in the end before throwing him out of the ring to finally win this match.
Bryan “American Dragon” Danielson has been eliminated.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Rey Mysterio celebrates in the ring as Chris Sabin throws him a TNA T-Shirt. Rey plays to the crowd on the turnbuckle as the crowd go crazy in shock. WE go into the commercial break.
.::Commercial Break::.
Tenay: My god! Rey Mysterio is in TNA and he just won The Battle Royal!
West: This is a great day for TNA. One of the best athletes in Wrestling History is here in the iMPACT Zone!
Tenay: And this has been an eventful show so far and we hope to continues this with our next match, but right now we are going to the injured Christian Cage who is in the Hospital.
The camera fades into Christian Cage sitting in his in his bed with his arm in a cast and a bandage around his chest and shoulder. A Nurse comes on the scene and gives him a bottle of water and a few painkillers.
Cage: Look at me…… LOOK AT ME! I am sitting in a Hospital, with a possible broken arm and a torn bicep. You know I should be out there, I should be out there with the TNA Championship strapped around my waist.
He takes one of the three pills.
Cage: I was the last NWA Champion in history, I am a former Four-Time World champion and I am a former 10 Time Tag Team Champion, is that the type of guy you would expect to see in a Hospital Bed watching a wrestler carry a title that should be his; no.
He takes the second pill and coughs. The nurse brings him a handkerchief.
Cage: And do you know who’s fault that was? Nigel McGuiness. Nigel, I had respect for you. I did not have any beef with you at all. When you did what you did to me, I lost all that respect for you. And when I come back, I will not play Mind Games, I will just get into that ring, and I will beat you down. And then you will get up again, and I will beat you down again and again and again. And then once I have ended your career, Roode, I am coming for you. You have my title, and I want it back.
He takes the third pill before finishing off the bottle of water.
Cage: And Roode, Nigel, you will be seeing me pretty soon, in fact in three months time. That’s right, Christian Cage returns in three months time. Looks out boys, the man is coming.
Cage turns the Television on and switches it too Spike TV. He sees himself on the television and smirks. The screen fades out to ringside.
Tenay: And Christian Cage is going to be looking deeply into this match
West: I agree Mike but right now we are going to our Main Event!
Tenay: That’s right fans, it is going to be a 4 on 4 No DQ Elimination Match. It is going to be huge.
West: Almost certainly Mike but let’s go to the ring for that match, right now.
4-4 No DQ Elimination Match
Robert Roode, Roderick Strong and The Briscoe Bros.
vs.
Nigel McGuiness, Kurt Angle and The Age of Fall
By the ¾ part of the match only Robert Roode and Jay Briscoe for Team Rode and Nigel McGuiness and Kurt Angle for Team McGuiness. Jay Briscoe is punching Kurt Angle in the corner of the ring. He brings him out of the corner and delivers a sweet uppercut to the jaw of Angle knocking him to the floor. He picks up the limp Angle and delivers a Devastating Sit Out Suplex Slam. Jay stomps on Angle a few times before lifting his arms up to the crowd as they cheer him on. He then goes to the top rope and lifts his arms up before leaping into the air and coming hard down onto the neck of Kurt Angle! Angle writhes around in pain clutching his neck coughing and spluttering.
Tenay: Right on to Kurt Angle’s neck!
Briscoe grabs a chair from Roode and places it carefully between the turnbuckles second and third rope. He picks up Angle by the neck and takes him towards the chair. He swings him backwards and then forwards quickly, cracking Angles head against the steel busting him wide open. Briscoe rolls Angle over but only get’s a two count. Jay lifts up Angle and puts him up into a Military Press before dropping him down into a Death Valley Driver! Briscoe walks up to Angle and drops own grabbing onto his head once again but this time Angle grabs onto his knees and rolls him onto his face before locking in the Ankle Lock! Briscoe scurries around in the ring looking for a way to get out of the Lethal Hold. Briscoe crawls and crawls, closer and closer to the ropes but just when the rope is in touching distance Angle pulls him away again before locking in the grapevine. Eventually the pain I too much and Jay taps out eliminating him from the competition.
Tenay: Oh dear, Jay Briscoe has been eliminated Don, that leaves Robert Roode on his own.
West: And honestly Mike, I thought Jay’s god damn foot almost snapped.
Angle smiles at Roode and welcomes him into the ring, Roode hesitates before slowly making his way into the ring. Roode looks at Angle and then looks at the crowd before quickly jumping for Angle! Angle tag in McGuiness quickly who delivers a nasty punch to the face with Knuckle Braces before Roode can get a hit in on Angle. Roode drops to the floor as the blood slowly drip out of his head. McGuiness picks up the bloody head of Roode and screams in his face with a chorus of boos from the crowd. He milks the jeers before delivering Machine Gun Shot to Roode’s head busting him open wider and wider. McGuiness swiftly leaves the ring and returns with a Steel Chair in hand. Roode manages to get up onto all fours and looks up at McGuiness who is wielding a Chair. McGuiness swings back and…….. Roode delivers a nasty Low Blow as the crowd let out a great pop. Roode delivers a few hard punches to the face of McGuiness each one getting a pop. Roode quickly turns McGuiness around and delivers a Huge “Roode Awakening” as McGuiness drops to the floor in pain. Roode gets up and wipes the blood from his face receiving another great pop. He leaves the ring and goes searching under the ring for something. Eventually he finds what he I looking for, a Table.
Tenay: Oh no. I think we all know what wrestlers like to do with those.
West: Can this match get any better.
Roode turns the table around and lifts the left leg up followed by the right leg. He turns it around again so it the right way up before twisting it around so the shorter side is facing the ring and the barricade. But, just as Roode looks to enter the ring Angle comes around and delivers a few hard knocks before rolling him into the ring. McGuiness covers Roode but only gets a two. McGuiness lifts Roode to his feet and hits him numerous times before tagging in Kurt Angle. Angle tackles Roode to the ground and pins his arms underneath his knees before going at him with rights and lefts to his head and chest. Finally Angle finishes the combination with a Head butt.
Tenay: A nasty Head Butt from Angle there.
Roode slowly begins to get to his feet as Angle mocks him. Angle walks over to him and starts talking in his ear and then unexpectedly Roode delivers a hard right to the face of Angle and then again before slinging him onto the ropes and on the rebound throwing him over his shoulders. Angle gets to his feet and is kicked in the stomach as Roode lifts him up and delivers a massive “Roode Bomb” leaving Angle in a Mangled mess. Roode turns to McGuiness and tells him to get in the ring. Nigel gets in the ring and as soon as Roode approaches him delivers a thumb to the eye! McGuiness delivers a boot to the mid-section and then again before delivering a Standing Lariat flooring Roode. McGuiness leaves the ring and looks under the rig apron. He throws a Garbage Bin and Lid, three signs and a Leather Strap into the ring. He then returns to the ring but is hit on the back by a Garbage Lid. Roode used the opportunity to replenish himself while McGuiness was out of the ring and he grabbed the Lid that McGuiness threw in the ring.
Tenay: Good, quick thinking there from Robert Roode.
West: After all, he is one of the best Technical Wrestlers out there.
Roode cracks the dustbin lid once again over the back of McGuiness. Roode runs back and comes back delivering a Diving Kneed Drop with the Lid onto the back of the Nigel’s head. All of a sudden Angle comes out of nowhere whipping Roode with the Leather Strap. He then continues to hit him but this time with a Road Sign. Angle throws McGuiness a Sign and they both, simultaneously, hit him over the back with them. Finally they lay off and Angle brings Roode up to his feet. While in the corner Angle delivers a European Uppercut drawing blood from the mouth of Robert Roode. McGuiness delivers Shoot Kick to the chest of Roode who slowly makes his way out of the corner. Angle goes to grab onto Roode when he has a sudden burst of energy delivering a Chop Block to Angle and then McGuiness. Roode bursts out and delivers a nasty Rolling Neck Snap before delivering a variation of kicks on Angle. Roode, all of sudden, delivers a huge “Payoff” to the outside of the ring sending Angle crashing through the table! The crowd go wild at the crazy move but all of a sudden see Nigel McGuiness rise to his feet as the smiles leave their faces. Roode, not knowing why they have stopped cheering, turns around as he sees McGuiness springing towards him from the second rope as Nigel hits devastating Jawbreaker Lariat. McGuiness pins Roode for the three count and the win for Team McGuiness.
Winners: Team McGuiness
Tenay: What?! Nigel McGuiness was not the legal man!
West: As much as I hate to admit it, none of that matters in a No DQ Match.
Tenay: And look at this! Hasn’t McGuiness already dished out enough punishment.
The crowd boo as McGuiness delivers a One Man Con-Chair-Toe with chairs he brought from under he ring. Each time a shudder drives down the spine of the fans. Crack! Crack! CRACK! For the final time as Rode is lefts lying there is a pool of his own blood. McGuiness goes to the top ropes with a Chair smeared with blood in his hand as the Camera fades out to end the show.
