-TJ-
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This is IWF's first review of Superstars by your good friend -TJ-.
We start off with SD's match and Rey Mysterio coming out. JR and Todd Grishom are joined by That guy with a shitload of nicknames, John Morrison. Shelton is Rey's opponent.
Match #1
Shelton Benjamin vs. Rey Mysterio
Just by these two guys in the ring you should know how good a match this should be. Shelton, like usually every one of Rey's opponents starts off by showing everyone how stronger he is by throwing him around. Some good chain wrestling followed by a flying hurricanrada on Shelton. Rey's momentum is stopped though when he get's nailed with a gut breaker by shelton. Shelton works on Rey over and over again. Rey get's momentum back with a Buzzaw Kick.
shifty But Shelton blocks the 619 with a knee.
Commercial (FUCK YEAH!)
Shelton is working on Rey after the break. Shrlton is dominating Rey in every aspect of the match so far. Everytime Rey makes a come back, Shelton stops it. Some good back and forth, but eventually Rey nails the 619 and the win.
Winner: Rey
Rating: 3.5/5
Comments: Shelton goes to punch Morrison, but Morrison catches it and nails him.
Next Match is ECW's Henry vs. Christian
Commercial (FUCK YEAH!)
Christian comes out and Henry does follow out too.
Match #2
"The Worlds Strongest blueberry With Full Body Pecks" Mock Henry w/ His Bag Boy vs. "Captain Jackoff" Christian Cage
Henry just overpowers Christian. Christian does the old run in and out ring thing and ends up dropkicking Mizark Henry who went to enter the ring.
Commercial (Yeah!)
We come back too Henry putting Christian in a chin lock. They show in the break Henry destroying Christian during the break. Henry catches Christian in the air with a bear hug. (Poor Bears) Christian makes a come back with two missle dropkicks. Christian goes for a tornado ddt but Henry stops it. Christian goes for a sun set flip, but Henry stops and just like any other big man drops down on his ass and Christian moves out of the way. Christian then nails a springboard crossbody on the seated Henry and gets the win.
Winner: Christian
Rating: 3/5
Comments: The ending kinda saved it from a 2.5 rating.
Raw's Big show vs. Hornswoggle (What?) is next.
Commercial (Thank you god!)
Big show and Hornswoggle are out and the match begins.
Main Event (Seriosuly?)
Horny Man vs. The Big Hoe
The Match begins with Hornswoggle cowarding in the corner. Show lifts Horny up and puts him on the turnbuckle and asks him to nail the tadpole splash on him. Horny goes for it, but Show moves out of the way. Show puts Horny on the turnbuckle again and signals for the knock out punch. GOLDDUST'S MUSIC HITS WTFBBQFTW *Cums* Goldust nails so many perfect rights and lefts before Show finally nails a desperate Chokeslam! THAT MATCH RULED!!!!!!
Winner: Big Hoe
Rating: 1 Rey Mysterio / 5 Big Shows
Comments: Big Hoe puts that bending chin lock on Goldustin Rhodes.
That's it!
Overall Rating: 2.5/5
Comments: What Message did the main event send to the fans? It ruined the show.
Well thank you for reading this. Don't forget to check the Infamous 911's Raw Review. Bye bye for now.
We start off with SD's match and Rey Mysterio coming out. JR and Todd Grishom are joined by That guy with a shitload of nicknames, John Morrison. Shelton is Rey's opponent.
Match #1
Shelton Benjamin vs. Rey Mysterio
Just by these two guys in the ring you should know how good a match this should be. Shelton, like usually every one of Rey's opponents starts off by showing everyone how stronger he is by throwing him around. Some good chain wrestling followed by a flying hurricanrada on Shelton. Rey's momentum is stopped though when he get's nailed with a gut breaker by shelton. Shelton works on Rey over and over again. Rey get's momentum back with a Buzzaw Kick.
shifty But Shelton blocks the 619 with a knee. Commercial (FUCK YEAH!)
Shelton is working on Rey after the break. Shrlton is dominating Rey in every aspect of the match so far. Everytime Rey makes a come back, Shelton stops it. Some good back and forth, but eventually Rey nails the 619 and the win.
Winner: Rey
Rating: 3.5/5
Comments: Shelton goes to punch Morrison, but Morrison catches it and nails him.
Next Match is ECW's Henry vs. Christian
Commercial (FUCK YEAH!)
Christian comes out and Henry does follow out too.
Match #2
"The Worlds Strongest blueberry With Full Body Pecks" Mock Henry w/ His Bag Boy vs. "Captain Jackoff" Christian Cage
Henry just overpowers Christian. Christian does the old run in and out ring thing and ends up dropkicking Mizark Henry who went to enter the ring.
Commercial (Yeah!)
We come back too Henry putting Christian in a chin lock. They show in the break Henry destroying Christian during the break. Henry catches Christian in the air with a bear hug. (Poor Bears) Christian makes a come back with two missle dropkicks. Christian goes for a tornado ddt but Henry stops it. Christian goes for a sun set flip, but Henry stops and just like any other big man drops down on his ass and Christian moves out of the way. Christian then nails a springboard crossbody on the seated Henry and gets the win.
Winner: Christian
Rating: 3/5
Comments: The ending kinda saved it from a 2.5 rating.
Raw's Big show vs. Hornswoggle (What?) is next.
Commercial (Thank you god!)
Big show and Hornswoggle are out and the match begins.
Main Event (Seriosuly?)
Horny Man vs. The Big Hoe
The Match begins with Hornswoggle cowarding in the corner. Show lifts Horny up and puts him on the turnbuckle and asks him to nail the tadpole splash on him. Horny goes for it, but Show moves out of the way. Show puts Horny on the turnbuckle again and signals for the knock out punch. GOLDDUST'S MUSIC HITS WTFBBQFTW *Cums* Goldust nails so many perfect rights and lefts before Show finally nails a desperate Chokeslam! THAT MATCH RULED!!!!!!
Winner: Big Hoe
Rating: 1 Rey Mysterio / 5 Big Shows
Comments: Big Hoe puts that bending chin lock on Goldustin Rhodes.
That's it!
Overall Rating: 2.5/5
Comments: What Message did the main event send to the fans? It ruined the show.
Well thank you for reading this. Don't forget to check the Infamous 911's Raw Review. Bye bye for now.