-TJ-
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Yep TJ here to present my first ECW review.
Knowned Match Card:
Main Event - Mock Henry and Matt Hardy vs. Miz and Nitro
Tommy Dreamer vs. Colin Dumbass in an Exxxxxxxtrrrrrrrreme Rules match
SP's Dream Match found out on the sb a hour before show. Guess who are the two? Evan Bourne vs. Bam Neely.
The show starts and guess who's the commentating team? Non other than TG and MS. No they don'y stand for This Guy and MonkeyStyle. They stand for Todd Grishom and Matt Striker!!!!!!!!!!
Well here comes the first match. It's Exxxxxxxxxxtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreme Rules.
First Match Contested under Exxxxxxxxxxxxtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreme Rules
Tommy Dreamer vs. "The Reject from The World's Strongest Crew" Colin Delaney
Starts off with exactly what happened two weeks ago. Delaney takes off, but keeps triping. Clumsy fool. Dreamer of course grabs Delaney and starts off with throwing him in the Cart he brought weapons out with. Dreamer slams Delaney against the steel steps and starts taking in the moment and attempts to punch Delaney's head in the pole, but Delaney ducked it. (Dam) Delaney throws Dreamer against the pool and tries a dumbass attempt into getting the advantage. Trash can lid in hand. Standing on the apron. Dreamer near the cart full of canes, Delaney lunges himself after Dreamer with the lid and Dreamer catches him in the gut with the cane. (Delaney = ::kenfan ) Now Dreamer starts to kick the shit outta Delaney. Pumphandle Caneplex, ECW Tree of Woe with Trash can, and Dreamer attempts to trash can lid Elbow drop Delaney, who's head is pearched on the trash can, but Delaney ducks and Dreamer crashes and burns. Delaney covers and gets a one.D ) Delaney attempts to nail Dreamer with the Arabian Face Crusher with Stop sign. (Sabu ripoff style :shifty: ) Dreamer moves, Delaney crashes, Dreamer nails the Dreamer DDT on the stop sign. (Wewt Original ECW Style) And Dreamer gets the 1...2...3!
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
Rating:
1/2
The lovely Lena Yada is standing next to the Chick Failures themselves! Miz and John Nit... Oopps I mean Morrison. Miz and Morrison puase Lena so they can suck up the booes from the crowd. Lena asks her question, but mentions the Dirt Sheet, and that sets off Miz and Morrison braging that the Dirt Sheet was the top rated segement in ECW. (Not really beaten anything) Morrison says it was as hot as his fur coat. A video plays of the dirt sheet, reminding Miz and Morrison they got their assess kicked by Mizark Henry and Matt HARDy. Lena reminds MnM on their main event match, they said that before Mock Henry and Matt Hardy came out it was a comic clinic, and that Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, and Tony Atlas has nosense of humor. They say they are the greatest tag team in the world. (Pssssh Ego
no: ) They also mention that Mark Henry and Matt Hardy are going to be at eachother's throat.
Commercial (Yay!!!!)
SD Review!!!! And lets kick off the rest. Evan Bourne and Bam Neely comes out. Video package of Bourne rolling Neely up last week. Seems Neely has a concusion and since Chavo is worse, he ordered Neely to face Evan Bourne.
Second Match SP's Dream Match
Bam Neely vs. Evan Bourne
No this isn't a squash :shifty: Neely shoves Bourne into the turnbuckle and that's all he gets for that session, as Bourne gets te advantage back. Bourne scales the top rope after knocking Neely down with a spin kick in the chops. Chavo distracts him and Neely pushes him off the turnbuckle. Neely clubs Bourne in the back and throws him in the ring. Neely dominates Bourne and eventually, nails a huge clothesline that sends Bourne flipping. (Friggen awesome) Snapmare followed by a head lock with a twist. Bourne gets to his feet and breaks the hold of Neely with fists in the gut. Neely picks Bourne up and attempts a running spinebuster or something else. Bourne rolls over and tries to catch Neely with a rool up. Neely keeps his stance. Bourne lets go and Neely attempts to drop a knee on his face, but Bourne moves out of the way. Bourne nails Neely in the bad knee with the dropkick followed by the Bazzaw kick. (Tajiri ripoff style! :shifty: ) Huge standing moonsualt and only gets a two count. Bourne attempts a hurricanrade, but Neely keeps Bourne from going with it. He lfits Bourne up for a powerbomb, but Bourne reverses it into a DDT! Bourne nails the shooting star press. (Billy kidkman ripoff style! :shifty: ) Remember Neely had a concusion. Now what would be the result if Neely didn't have that concusion? :g:
Winner: Evan Bourne (SP is pissed)
Neely's Rating:
My rating:
1/2
Tiffany and Teddy long are in their office. Armando enters the office with the contract. Teddy signs it and says we gonna celebrate it. Tiffany gets three glasses with some drinks. Teddy tells Armando he has a match. Aramdno says he can't wait, who is it? It's Finlay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Armando storms off and teddy and Tiffany celebrate.
Commercial (Yay)
Finlay and Armando are next.
Third Match
The Fighting Irish Father w/ Horny the son vs. Ex GM Armando
You can only guess how this turns? Finlay beats the crap outta Armando until he notices Mike Knox on the set. Finlay get's distracted and Armando gets a quick advantage. It doesn't last long as Finlay nails the Celtic Cross and gets the W!
Winner: Finlay!
Rating:
Finlay tells Knox to get in the ring, but Knox GTFO of Finlay's eyesight. Finlay and Horny starts dancing around with a fan from the audience.
Commercial (Yay!)
Teddy Long in his office and guess who shows up? 3-0 Ricky Ortiz. He comes in with a Ricky Towel. He wants Teddy to start merchandising the towel. Ricky says Teddy should invest in 50,000 of these towels. (Wow....... STFU Ortiz) Teddy says Ricky is facing a new superstar next week (Marcus Cor Von!!!!! :shifty: ) Ricky hands Tiffany the towel and she starts waving it saying "It's fun"
Commercial (Yay!)
Recap of SS matches and here comes the main event!!!!!!!! Hardy says to Henry that he would team up with anyone, that he knows has his back. Henry says he wants to get his hands on Miz and Morrison, but would take out Hardy in a instant.
Maaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn Evvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnt!!!
Mock Henry and Matt HARDy w/ Tony Atlas vs. M&M
Match starts off with Henry beating up Miz and Morrison. They try to double team, but Matt sprints in the ring and Matt and Mark clear the ring of chick magnets.
Commercial (Yay!)
We come back to a slam by Hardy on Morrison. Matt tags Mark henry in. Henry has a headlock on Morrison. Henry throws Morrison in the corner and tags Matt in. Hardy misses an elbow drop and Miz is tagged in. Hardy reverses Miz's irish whip and nails a clothesline and bulldog. He gets a two. Miz shoves Hardy in the steel steps. (Awwwwwwwww) Miz grounds Hardy. Hardy gets shoved into MnM's corner. Hardy nails Miz in the face twice knocking him back. and Nailing Morrison in the face with an elbow, knocking him off the apron. Miz hits the airtime chick magnet turnbuckle clothesline. Morrison ground Hardy now. Morrison stops Hardy from nailing a big time mood and we start to see some roid rage from Mizark on the apron. (Tag Henry in!!!!!) Matt nails a super side effect. Mock asks for the tag, but Matt covers instead. 1...2...3! WTF, Hardy's first pinfall win via Side Effect? Woooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mizark is pissed!
Winners: Mock Henry and Matt Hardy
Rating:
Mizark enters the ring. Mizark was mad about not destroying Miz and Morrison, but i think he'll compromise. Yep, he beats the crap outta Miz right there! Mark raises his hands in the air. Tony and Mark lifts Hardy up and raise their hands in the air. Matt falls on his knee and Mark helps him up. Think Henry's a good guy? Nope. Henry lifts Matt up and nails the world's strongest slam! Henry luaghs out loud and leaves the ring. Shows over folks!!!!
Yay!: Matt Hardy finally got a win via side effect.
Nay!: Evan Bourne defeated Neely.
Overall thoughts: A pretty solid show building the storylines between the ECW extremist.
Overall Rate:
out of 10
Plz be sure to check out SP's Raw review, BKB's Hard jsutice review and Kaedon's NSZ and SD Review. TJ is out!
Knowned Match Card:
Main Event - Mock Henry and Matt Hardy vs. Miz and Nitro
Tommy Dreamer vs. Colin Dumbass in an Exxxxxxxtrrrrrrrreme Rules match
SP's Dream Match found out on the sb a hour before show. Guess who are the two? Evan Bourne vs. Bam Neely.
The show starts and guess who's the commentating team? Non other than TG and MS. No they don'y stand for This Guy and MonkeyStyle. They stand for Todd Grishom and Matt Striker!!!!!!!!!!
Well here comes the first match. It's Exxxxxxxxxxtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreme Rules.
First Match Contested under Exxxxxxxxxxxxtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreme Rules
Tommy Dreamer vs. "The Reject from The World's Strongest Crew" Colin Delaney
Starts off with exactly what happened two weeks ago. Delaney takes off, but keeps triping. Clumsy fool. Dreamer of course grabs Delaney and starts off with throwing him in the Cart he brought weapons out with. Dreamer slams Delaney against the steel steps and starts taking in the moment and attempts to punch Delaney's head in the pole, but Delaney ducked it. (Dam) Delaney throws Dreamer against the pool and tries a dumbass attempt into getting the advantage. Trash can lid in hand. Standing on the apron. Dreamer near the cart full of canes, Delaney lunges himself after Dreamer with the lid and Dreamer catches him in the gut with the cane. (Delaney = ::kenfan ) Now Dreamer starts to kick the shit outta Delaney. Pumphandle Caneplex, ECW Tree of Woe with Trash can, and Dreamer attempts to trash can lid Elbow drop Delaney, who's head is pearched on the trash can, but Delaney ducks and Dreamer crashes and burns. Delaney covers and gets a one.
D ) Delaney attempts to nail Dreamer with the Arabian Face Crusher with Stop sign. (Sabu ripoff style :shifty: ) Dreamer moves, Delaney crashes, Dreamer nails the Dreamer DDT on the stop sign. (Wewt Original ECW Style) And Dreamer gets the 1...2...3!Winner: Tommy Dreamer
Rating:
The lovely Lena Yada is standing next to the Chick Failures themselves! Miz and John Nit... Oopps I mean Morrison. Miz and Morrison puase Lena so they can suck up the booes from the crowd. Lena asks her question, but mentions the Dirt Sheet, and that sets off Miz and Morrison braging that the Dirt Sheet was the top rated segement in ECW. (Not really beaten anything) Morrison says it was as hot as his fur coat. A video plays of the dirt sheet, reminding Miz and Morrison they got their assess kicked by Mizark Henry and Matt HARDy. Lena reminds MnM on their main event match, they said that before Mock Henry and Matt Hardy came out it was a comic clinic, and that Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, and Tony Atlas has nosense of humor. They say they are the greatest tag team in the world. (Pssssh Ego
no: ) They also mention that Mark Henry and Matt Hardy are going to be at eachother's throat. Commercial (Yay!!!!)
SD Review!!!! And lets kick off the rest. Evan Bourne and Bam Neely comes out. Video package of Bourne rolling Neely up last week. Seems Neely has a concusion and since Chavo is worse, he ordered Neely to face Evan Bourne.
Second Match SP's Dream Match
Bam Neely vs. Evan Bourne
No this isn't a squash :shifty: Neely shoves Bourne into the turnbuckle and that's all he gets for that session, as Bourne gets te advantage back. Bourne scales the top rope after knocking Neely down with a spin kick in the chops. Chavo distracts him and Neely pushes him off the turnbuckle. Neely clubs Bourne in the back and throws him in the ring. Neely dominates Bourne and eventually, nails a huge clothesline that sends Bourne flipping. (Friggen awesome) Snapmare followed by a head lock with a twist. Bourne gets to his feet and breaks the hold of Neely with fists in the gut. Neely picks Bourne up and attempts a running spinebuster or something else. Bourne rolls over and tries to catch Neely with a rool up. Neely keeps his stance. Bourne lets go and Neely attempts to drop a knee on his face, but Bourne moves out of the way. Bourne nails Neely in the bad knee with the dropkick followed by the Bazzaw kick. (Tajiri ripoff style! :shifty: ) Huge standing moonsualt and only gets a two count. Bourne attempts a hurricanrade, but Neely keeps Bourne from going with it. He lfits Bourne up for a powerbomb, but Bourne reverses it into a DDT! Bourne nails the shooting star press. (Billy kidkman ripoff style! :shifty: ) Remember Neely had a concusion. Now what would be the result if Neely didn't have that concusion? :g:
Winner: Evan Bourne (SP is pissed)
Neely's Rating:
My rating:
Tiffany and Teddy long are in their office. Armando enters the office with the contract. Teddy signs it and says we gonna celebrate it. Tiffany gets three glasses with some drinks. Teddy tells Armando he has a match. Aramdno says he can't wait, who is it? It's Finlay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Armando storms off and teddy and Tiffany celebrate.
Commercial (Yay)
Finlay and Armando are next.
Third Match
The Fighting Irish Father w/ Horny the son vs. Ex GM Armando
You can only guess how this turns? Finlay beats the crap outta Armando until he notices Mike Knox on the set. Finlay get's distracted and Armando gets a quick advantage. It doesn't last long as Finlay nails the Celtic Cross and gets the W!
Winner: Finlay!
Rating:
Finlay tells Knox to get in the ring, but Knox GTFO of Finlay's eyesight. Finlay and Horny starts dancing around with a fan from the audience.
Commercial (Yay!)
Teddy Long in his office and guess who shows up? 3-0 Ricky Ortiz. He comes in with a Ricky Towel. He wants Teddy to start merchandising the towel. Ricky says Teddy should invest in 50,000 of these towels. (Wow....... STFU Ortiz) Teddy says Ricky is facing a new superstar next week (Marcus Cor Von!!!!! :shifty: ) Ricky hands Tiffany the towel and she starts waving it saying "It's fun"
Commercial (Yay!)
Recap of SS matches and here comes the main event!!!!!!!! Hardy says to Henry that he would team up with anyone, that he knows has his back. Henry says he wants to get his hands on Miz and Morrison, but would take out Hardy in a instant.
Maaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnn Evvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnt!!!
Mock Henry and Matt HARDy w/ Tony Atlas vs. M&M
Match starts off with Henry beating up Miz and Morrison. They try to double team, but Matt sprints in the ring and Matt and Mark clear the ring of chick magnets.
Commercial (Yay!)
We come back to a slam by Hardy on Morrison. Matt tags Mark henry in. Henry has a headlock on Morrison. Henry throws Morrison in the corner and tags Matt in. Hardy misses an elbow drop and Miz is tagged in. Hardy reverses Miz's irish whip and nails a clothesline and bulldog. He gets a two. Miz shoves Hardy in the steel steps. (Awwwwwwwww) Miz grounds Hardy. Hardy gets shoved into MnM's corner. Hardy nails Miz in the face twice knocking him back. and Nailing Morrison in the face with an elbow, knocking him off the apron. Miz hits the airtime chick magnet turnbuckle clothesline. Morrison ground Hardy now. Morrison stops Hardy from nailing a big time mood and we start to see some roid rage from Mizark on the apron. (Tag Henry in!!!!!) Matt nails a super side effect. Mock asks for the tag, but Matt covers instead. 1...2...3! WTF, Hardy's first pinfall win via Side Effect? Woooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mizark is pissed!
Winners: Mock Henry and Matt Hardy
Rating:
Mizark enters the ring. Mizark was mad about not destroying Miz and Morrison, but i think he'll compromise. Yep, he beats the crap outta Miz right there! Mark raises his hands in the air. Tony and Mark lifts Hardy up and raise their hands in the air. Matt falls on his knee and Mark helps him up. Think Henry's a good guy? Nope. Henry lifts Matt up and nails the world's strongest slam! Henry luaghs out loud and leaves the ring. Shows over folks!!!!
Yay!: Matt Hardy finally got a win via side effect.
Nay!: Evan Bourne defeated Neely.
Overall thoughts: A pretty solid show building the storylines between the ECW extremist.
Overall Rate:
Plz be sure to check out SP's Raw review, BKB's Hard jsutice review and Kaedon's NSZ and SD Review. TJ is out!