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Hello and welcome to the most Extreme Wrestling Review of the week with special guest wrestlers. The Straightedge Punkster and the Jamaican People Crazy Guy, CM Funk and Kofi Guanaston.
We start off with an introduction by Todd Grishom (He's back
) and Matt Striker. (He's still there )
The Innovator of Losing and the Irish Papi w/ The Horny Son make there way down that there ramp.
Mike Knox w/ a face only a mother could kinda like and Jack Swaggar!!!!!! Not Swagger!!!!! Come out.
Match #1
Tag Team Matchzor
The Innovator of Losing and The Irish Papi w/ The Horny Son vs. Jack SWAGGAR and Mike Knox w/ a face only a mother could kinda like
Blahness in a can. We start off with Finlay and Knox, already. Finlay beats down knox with some smash mouth offense and tags Tommy in and Tommy takes over on knox and beats him down. Tommy goes across the ropes and get's kneed on the back by SWAGGAR. Dreamer ducks a clothesline from Knox and he nails SWAGGAR instead. Dreamer neckbreaks Knox and runs off the apron and crash over SWAGGAR. Dreamer stands on the apron and eats a bicycle kick.
COMMERCIAL (Yes!)
We come back to a chin lock on Dreamer by Knox. Stallin' Suplex by knox and 2 count. Knox cheap shots Finlay and sets him off as knox and SWAGGAR try to double Dreamer, but fail at it. SWAGGAR tags in and nails a back suplex and gets a 2. Scoop and slam by SWAGGAR and he goes for a more athletic and lighter version of the Vadar Bomb, but Dreamer moves. SWAGGAR keeps Dreamer away from Finlay and tags Knox in. Knox screws up and Dreamer tags Finlay in. Finlay kicks the shit outta Knox and nails a rolling samoan drop. Cover, but break up by SWAGGAR. Dreamer runs over and beats the shitzor outta SWAGGAR. The Ref pays attention to that and the Horny Son nails a tadpole splash on Knox and distracts the ref as Finlay nails Knox with his stick. Cover 1zor 2zor and 3zor.
Winner: The Innovator of staying in the middle of the food chain and The Irish Papi.
Rating: **
Thoughts: Got over with the fans great.
Post Match: Some dancing by all three men.
We go to Tiffany backstage wearing her whore outfit in spirit for 31 days of
Halloween on Sci Fi. Teddy is also backstage wearing a Vampire outfit. jamie Noble comes in saying trick or treat. Teddy asks wears his outfit. Noble says he's dressed as the greatest wrestler in the world. (Bret Hart?:g: ) Tiffany says Shawn Michaels (WRONG!!!!!!!!) Jamie says the greatest wrestler in the world is Jamie Noble. (Hart is pissed!) Jamie flirts with tiffany and is getting a good chance. Mizark comes in and asks for HARDy. Teddy says he had his chance. Jamie repeats Teddy and starts telling Mizark to show some respect. Mizark asks for a match against Jamie noble. Noble says make it happen. (OH ZHITZ!)
COMMERCIAL (WOOT!)
Boogeyman is returning O_O!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie Noble w/ No chance in hell comes out
Mizark Henry w/ Tony Dumbass comes out
Match #2
Singles Match (Eh get it? )
Jamie Noble w/ No Chance in hell vs. Mock Henry w/ Tony Dumbass
Squash? Actually and surprisingly the Jobber put up a good fight. (This isn't HEAT!!!!!!) Jamie goes for a crossbody and get cuaght by Mizark and gets Worlds Strongest Slammed. (How nice.)
Winner: Guess who?
Rating: *1/3
Thoughts: Atleast it was better then a squash.
Post Match: Mizark continues to assualt Noble. HARDy comes, brings the fate of twisting to Tony Dumbass and gets World's Strongest Slammed and Splashed by Mock Henry.
COMMERCIAL (YES!!!!!!!)
Raw Rebound
Strikarz and Todd go over the Raw M/E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Mizark's feast just moments ago.
CM Funk, Matt Sydal, The Annoying Ortiz Guy, and Kofi Guanaston.
The Chick repelers, the American Nightmare, and the Billion Dollar blueberry come out w/ that Random Samoan guy. (What's his name?)
MAIIIIIIIIIN EVENTZOR
8-Man Tagzor
CM Funk, Matt Sydal :shifty:, That Ortiz Guy, and Kofi Guanaston vs. The Chick repelers, The American Ngihtmare, and The Billion Dollar blueberry w/ The Random Samoan
Bourne and Rhodes starts it off. Some wrestling to start it off and bourne tags Punk in. Cody gets the advantage back. morrison tags in and takes over on Punk and that doesn't last long. That Ortiz guy tags in and goes over on Morrison. Bourne tags in and hurricanradas Morrison out of the ring. Punk nails a flying clothesline on Miz. Rhodes and DiBiase gets double dropkick from Kofi and Ortiz.
COMMERCIAL (Awwww)
We come back with Rhodes going over on Bourne. DiBiase's turn now to work on bourne and he does. Bourne comes back but DiBiase nails a back suplex. Mizard's turn now. Mizard and Nitro nails their toss tag team move. Morrison works on Bourne now. Morrison tags Miz. Miz has a front chin lock on. Some tag team beatdown on Bourne from all four basicly. Morrison tries to stop Bourne, but he tags in Punk. Punk beats the shit outta Morrison. Miz breaks a pin up. diBiase gets kicked off the apron. Ortiz and Kofi throw Miz and rhodes out of the ring and dives on them. Turnbuckle Kneelift and bulldog. Punk takes a shot at Manu who avoids it. DiBiase hangs him on the ropes and Punk walks right into the flippy Neckbreaker. He gets the 3!!!!
Winners: Priceless and The Chick Repelers.
Rating: ***1/2
Thoughts: Awesomeness in a can.
Post Match: All five men raise their hands in VICTORY!!!!!!
Show over!!!!!
Yay: Good to see how much this show went off with the crowd.
Nay!: The Competetive Squash match coulda been done better.
Thoughts: Very Very solid and got over with the crowd alot. A Very good positive and I hope to see more good shows as it follows.
Overall Show Rating: 3.1/5
Check out K-Man's NSZ and SD review along with SP's Raw review (if he did one :shifty: ) The's Impact review (If he does one :shifty: ) and HBK's No Mercy Review.
By my darling fans.
We start off with an introduction by Todd Grishom (He's back
) and Matt Striker. (He's still there ) The Innovator of Losing and the Irish Papi w/ The Horny Son make there way down that there ramp.
Mike Knox w/ a face only a mother could kinda like and Jack Swaggar!!!!!! Not Swagger!!!!! Come out.
Match #1
Tag Team Matchzor
The Innovator of Losing and The Irish Papi w/ The Horny Son vs. Jack SWAGGAR and Mike Knox w/ a face only a mother could kinda like
Blahness in a can. We start off with Finlay and Knox, already. Finlay beats down knox with some smash mouth offense and tags Tommy in and Tommy takes over on knox and beats him down. Tommy goes across the ropes and get's kneed on the back by SWAGGAR. Dreamer ducks a clothesline from Knox and he nails SWAGGAR instead. Dreamer neckbreaks Knox and runs off the apron and crash over SWAGGAR. Dreamer stands on the apron and eats a bicycle kick.
COMMERCIAL (Yes!)
We come back to a chin lock on Dreamer by Knox. Stallin' Suplex by knox and 2 count. Knox cheap shots Finlay and sets him off as knox and SWAGGAR try to double Dreamer, but fail at it. SWAGGAR tags in and nails a back suplex and gets a 2. Scoop and slam by SWAGGAR and he goes for a more athletic and lighter version of the Vadar Bomb, but Dreamer moves. SWAGGAR keeps Dreamer away from Finlay and tags Knox in. Knox screws up and Dreamer tags Finlay in. Finlay kicks the shit outta Knox and nails a rolling samoan drop. Cover, but break up by SWAGGAR. Dreamer runs over and beats the shitzor outta SWAGGAR. The Ref pays attention to that and the Horny Son nails a tadpole splash on Knox and distracts the ref as Finlay nails Knox with his stick. Cover 1zor 2zor and 3zor.
Winner: The Innovator of staying in the middle of the food chain and The Irish Papi.
Rating: **
Thoughts: Got over with the fans great.
Post Match: Some dancing by all three men.
We go to Tiffany backstage wearing her whore outfit in spirit for 31 days of
Halloween on Sci Fi. Teddy is also backstage wearing a Vampire outfit. jamie Noble comes in saying trick or treat. Teddy asks wears his outfit. Noble says he's dressed as the greatest wrestler in the world. (Bret Hart?:g: ) Tiffany says Shawn Michaels (WRONG!!!!!!!!) Jamie says the greatest wrestler in the world is Jamie Noble. (Hart is pissed!) Jamie flirts with tiffany and is getting a good chance. Mizark comes in and asks for HARDy. Teddy says he had his chance. Jamie repeats Teddy and starts telling Mizark to show some respect. Mizark asks for a match against Jamie noble. Noble says make it happen. (OH ZHITZ!)
COMMERCIAL (WOOT!)
Boogeyman is returning O_O!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie Noble w/ No chance in hell comes out
Mizark Henry w/ Tony Dumbass comes out
Match #2
Singles Match (Eh get it? )
Jamie Noble w/ No Chance in hell vs. Mock Henry w/ Tony Dumbass
Squash? Actually and surprisingly the Jobber put up a good fight. (This isn't HEAT!!!!!!) Jamie goes for a crossbody and get cuaght by Mizark and gets Worlds Strongest Slammed. (How nice.)
Winner: Guess who?
Rating: *1/3
Thoughts: Atleast it was better then a squash.
Post Match: Mizark continues to assualt Noble. HARDy comes, brings the fate of twisting to Tony Dumbass and gets World's Strongest Slammed and Splashed by Mock Henry.
COMMERCIAL (YES!!!!!!!)
Raw Rebound
Strikarz and Todd go over the Raw M/E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Mizark's feast just moments ago.
CM Funk, Matt Sydal, The Annoying Ortiz Guy, and Kofi Guanaston.
The Chick repelers, the American Nightmare, and the Billion Dollar blueberry come out w/ that Random Samoan guy. (What's his name?)
MAIIIIIIIIIN EVENTZOR
8-Man Tagzor
CM Funk, Matt Sydal :shifty:, That Ortiz Guy, and Kofi Guanaston vs. The Chick repelers, The American Ngihtmare, and The Billion Dollar blueberry w/ The Random Samoan
Bourne and Rhodes starts it off. Some wrestling to start it off and bourne tags Punk in. Cody gets the advantage back. morrison tags in and takes over on Punk and that doesn't last long. That Ortiz guy tags in and goes over on Morrison. Bourne tags in and hurricanradas Morrison out of the ring. Punk nails a flying clothesline on Miz. Rhodes and DiBiase gets double dropkick from Kofi and Ortiz.
COMMERCIAL (Awwww)
We come back with Rhodes going over on Bourne. DiBiase's turn now to work on bourne and he does. Bourne comes back but DiBiase nails a back suplex. Mizard's turn now. Mizard and Nitro nails their toss tag team move. Morrison works on Bourne now. Morrison tags Miz. Miz has a front chin lock on. Some tag team beatdown on Bourne from all four basicly. Morrison tries to stop Bourne, but he tags in Punk. Punk beats the shit outta Morrison. Miz breaks a pin up. diBiase gets kicked off the apron. Ortiz and Kofi throw Miz and rhodes out of the ring and dives on them. Turnbuckle Kneelift and bulldog. Punk takes a shot at Manu who avoids it. DiBiase hangs him on the ropes and Punk walks right into the flippy Neckbreaker. He gets the 3!!!!
Winners: Priceless and The Chick Repelers.
Rating: ***1/2
Thoughts: Awesomeness in a can.
Post Match: All five men raise their hands in VICTORY!!!!!!
Show over!!!!!
Yay: Good to see how much this show went off with the crowd.
Nay!: The Competetive Squash match coulda been done better.
Thoughts: Very Very solid and got over with the crowd alot. A Very good positive and I hope to see more good shows as it follows.
Overall Show Rating: 3.1/5
Check out K-Man's NSZ and SD review along with SP's Raw review (if he did one :shifty: ) The's Impact review (If he does one :shifty: ) and HBK's No Mercy Review.
By my darling fans.