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We open the show with Todd Gitsnone and That teacher guy, oh wait my bad it's GOOD OL JR and That Teacher "Guy"
Miz and Morrison comes out. They sush the crowd and tell them to grow up. They have something to clear up, it's about Evan Bourne beating Miz. Miz starts saying how Bourne's win last week was a fluke, becuase of Ricky Ortiz. Footage shows Morrison interferring and Ortiz backing Bourne up and Bourne rolling Miz up. They continued to say there are the best and their talents are being wasted. They say that it's not Bourne and Ortiz, it's The GM Teddy Long for overlooking them.
Teddy comes out and tells them to slow their roll. Teddy says that Bourne and Ortiz are part of the New Superstar Initiative (Really I never knew that ::kenfan ) Teddy points out in the footage Miz get's beat by Bourne. Teddy says that the New Superstar Initiative is going succesful, (Read my top 9 moments column -_- ) Miz and Morrison point out Braden Walker (Holy Shit they READ IT!!!! ) Teddy says we can't all hit big runs and there are more success then fails in the Initiative. Teddy also states that if Morrison and Miz no likey then can leavey. Miz and Morrison proclaim a tag match against Bourne and Ortiz. (They must of not watched Raw the night before
no: ) Teddy states Bourne's not here and Morrison says Bourne can't hang with the big boys and Miz asks for competition.
Ricky Ortiz comes out. He challenges any one of them. Morrison and Miz start going "Fuck yeah let's go!" Teddy shuts them up and makes a match. Miz vs. Morrison, winner takes on Ricky Ortiz!
Commercial (YEAH!!!!!)
RAW's Recap of Bourne/Mysterio destruction!
Teddy backstage with Ricky saying it's the biggest challenge of his career. Tiffany shows up and Ricky pulls out the O'Reily TOWEL. (TOWELY!!!!!!!) Tiffany puts it around her neck and says she likes it. (HARD!)
Irish Father and Horny Son comes out.
BAM "GOD" NEELY comes out.
Match #1
Irish Papi w/ Horny Son vs. Bam "Win Dammit" Neely
Finlay gets the early advantage with his rough neck offense. Finlay drags him outside the ring and pushes him over Horny (The push someone in pool trick
) A few more shots and God comes back with a turnbuckle clothesline and a Mafia kick to the temple of Irishman. Neely slams Finlay outside on the mats. Neely big boot shoves Finlay into the steel steps and throws him in the ring and gets a two count. Finlay gets the advantage back. Finlay loses it by leaving his feet and ends up being put in a Boston Crab. (Y2J Ripoff style :shifty: ) Neely notices Horny playing with the stick and breaks the Crab to go after Horny. Neely throws Horny down and gets nailed with the stick by Finlay behind the distracted Ref.
Winner: Irishman!
Rating: *1/4
Some dancing with kids by the Horny Family.
Commercial (FUCK YESH!)
Maryse comes out.
SD's Divas Champion McCool comes out.
Match #2
Undertaker's playtoy vs. Everyone else's playtoy
Early on with a CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boot by Maryse, boot by McCool. Maryse comes back and ends up putting McCool in a camel clutch. McCool seems to get the advantage, but Maryse comes bakc and gets knocked down by Maryse. Spinning Neckbreaker and two count. McCool seems to get the advantage, but Maryse comes back with the hair tossing spike ddt and the 3 count!
Winner: Everyone Else's Playtoy!
Rating: *1/2
Recap of No Mercy.
Mock Henry and Tony Dumbass comes out. Mizark whines about how Hardy didn't pin Henry to become ECW champion and says he will never pin Henry. Henry also states he will be ECW champion agein!!!!!!!!!
Commercial (YESHness)
Mike Knox comes out.
Chase Stevens is in the ring. (Where have i heard that before :g: )
Match #3
Mike Knox w/ a Face only a mother could kinda like vs. Chase Stevens
Chase uses his speed for an early advantage and enters the Bicycle kick. Knox nails his moves and gets the three.
Winner: Knox!
Rating: 1/2
Jack Swaggers comes out. He nails the Dr. Bomb on Chase. Tommy Dreamer comes out and chases Swagger away. Swagger jumps him and nails the Dr. Bomb. The All American's American owns the OG of Extreme!!!!!!
Commercial (WOOOOOOT!)
SD Rebound (Yeah w/e)
Mizard comes out.
Morrison comes out.
Match #4
Winner faces that Ortiz Guy
The man with 3 nicknames vs. the chick repeler
Some lock up from both. We see the only clean break probaly gonna happen in the match. Some wrestling from both men. A Few pins and a tackle to the outside.
Commercial (YES!!!!!!!!!)
We come back to a headlock on Morrison from Miz. Shows Morrison crashing on the Barracade during the back. Morrison trips Miz and kicks him in the side of the head. Morrison starts to punch down Miz. Now Morrison has a headlock on. Miz nails the modified turnbuckle clothesline. Miz stomping on Morrison. Back and forth shots and Miz gets the chin lock on. Morrison tries for the Moonlight Drive, but Miz reverses it and Morrison gets a rollup and puts his feet on the ropes and the ref sees it and breaks the pin. Back and forth shots and Miz nails the backbreaker/white russian leg sweep combo and gets the two. Miz nails an innovative move. Morrison nails the front kick and gets the two. Miz nails a springboard leg drop and gets the two. Both men crash and burn on the mat and landed arkwardly. Both men are down for a 10 count.
Winner: Tie.
Rating: **3/4
Ricky Ortiz comes out and nails both Miz and Morrison with the BIG ASS O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's IT! SHOW'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!: A Very good ending for ECW.
Nay!: A Very messed up opener.
Overall Thoughts: Ok show, not the best, but the Main event build the rating up. Since it was a tie by the way there wasn't a match against Ortiz so, ummm yeah.
Overall Rating: 2.4/5
Check out, ummmmmm Monk's Raw review, SP's Raw Review, Kaedon's SD Review, His latest NSZ (If he did one) and My count down of the top 9 moments in WWE/ECW History hand picked by WWE.com/Joey Styles :shifty:
TJ IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We open the show with Todd Gitsnone and That teacher guy, oh wait my bad it's GOOD OL JR and That Teacher "Guy"
Miz and Morrison comes out. They sush the crowd and tell them to grow up. They have something to clear up, it's about Evan Bourne beating Miz. Miz starts saying how Bourne's win last week was a fluke, becuase of Ricky Ortiz. Footage shows Morrison interferring and Ortiz backing Bourne up and Bourne rolling Miz up. They continued to say there are the best and their talents are being wasted. They say that it's not Bourne and Ortiz, it's The GM Teddy Long for overlooking them.
Teddy comes out and tells them to slow their roll. Teddy says that Bourne and Ortiz are part of the New Superstar Initiative (Really I never knew that ::kenfan ) Teddy points out in the footage Miz get's beat by Bourne. Teddy says that the New Superstar Initiative is going succesful, (Read my top 9 moments column -_- ) Miz and Morrison point out Braden Walker (Holy Shit they READ IT!!!! ) Teddy says we can't all hit big runs and there are more success then fails in the Initiative. Teddy also states that if Morrison and Miz no likey then can leavey. Miz and Morrison proclaim a tag match against Bourne and Ortiz. (They must of not watched Raw the night before
no: ) Teddy states Bourne's not here and Morrison says Bourne can't hang with the big boys and Miz asks for competition. Ricky Ortiz comes out. He challenges any one of them. Morrison and Miz start going "Fuck yeah let's go!" Teddy shuts them up and makes a match. Miz vs. Morrison, winner takes on Ricky Ortiz!
Commercial (YEAH!!!!!)
RAW's Recap of Bourne/Mysterio destruction!
Teddy backstage with Ricky saying it's the biggest challenge of his career. Tiffany shows up and Ricky pulls out the O'Reily TOWEL. (TOWELY!!!!!!!) Tiffany puts it around her neck and says she likes it. (HARD!)
Irish Father and Horny Son comes out.
BAM "GOD" NEELY comes out.
Match #1
Irish Papi w/ Horny Son vs. Bam "Win Dammit" Neely
Finlay gets the early advantage with his rough neck offense. Finlay drags him outside the ring and pushes him over Horny (The push someone in pool trick
) A few more shots and God comes back with a turnbuckle clothesline and a Mafia kick to the temple of Irishman. Neely slams Finlay outside on the mats. Neely big boot shoves Finlay into the steel steps and throws him in the ring and gets a two count. Finlay gets the advantage back. Finlay loses it by leaving his feet and ends up being put in a Boston Crab. (Y2J Ripoff style :shifty: ) Neely notices Horny playing with the stick and breaks the Crab to go after Horny. Neely throws Horny down and gets nailed with the stick by Finlay behind the distracted Ref.Winner: Irishman!
Rating: *1/4
Some dancing with kids by the Horny Family.
Commercial (FUCK YESH!)
Maryse comes out.
SD's Divas Champion McCool comes out.
Match #2
Undertaker's playtoy vs. Everyone else's playtoy
Early on with a CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boot by Maryse, boot by McCool. Maryse comes back and ends up putting McCool in a camel clutch. McCool seems to get the advantage, but Maryse comes bakc and gets knocked down by Maryse. Spinning Neckbreaker and two count. McCool seems to get the advantage, but Maryse comes back with the hair tossing spike ddt and the 3 count!
Winner: Everyone Else's Playtoy!
Rating: *1/2
Recap of No Mercy.
Mock Henry and Tony Dumbass comes out. Mizark whines about how Hardy didn't pin Henry to become ECW champion and says he will never pin Henry. Henry also states he will be ECW champion agein!!!!!!!!!
Commercial (YESHness)
Mike Knox comes out.
Chase Stevens is in the ring. (Where have i heard that before :g: )
Match #3
Mike Knox w/ a Face only a mother could kinda like vs. Chase Stevens
Chase uses his speed for an early advantage and enters the Bicycle kick. Knox nails his moves and gets the three.
Winner: Knox!
Rating: 1/2
Jack Swaggers comes out. He nails the Dr. Bomb on Chase. Tommy Dreamer comes out and chases Swagger away. Swagger jumps him and nails the Dr. Bomb. The All American's American owns the OG of Extreme!!!!!!
Commercial (WOOOOOOT!)
SD Rebound (Yeah w/e)
Mizard comes out.
Morrison comes out.
Match #4
Winner faces that Ortiz Guy
The man with 3 nicknames vs. the chick repeler
Some lock up from both. We see the only clean break probaly gonna happen in the match. Some wrestling from both men. A Few pins and a tackle to the outside.
Commercial (YES!!!!!!!!!)
We come back to a headlock on Morrison from Miz. Shows Morrison crashing on the Barracade during the back. Morrison trips Miz and kicks him in the side of the head. Morrison starts to punch down Miz. Now Morrison has a headlock on. Miz nails the modified turnbuckle clothesline. Miz stomping on Morrison. Back and forth shots and Miz gets the chin lock on. Morrison tries for the Moonlight Drive, but Miz reverses it and Morrison gets a rollup and puts his feet on the ropes and the ref sees it and breaks the pin. Back and forth shots and Miz nails the backbreaker/white russian leg sweep combo and gets the two. Miz nails an innovative move. Morrison nails the front kick and gets the two. Miz nails a springboard leg drop and gets the two. Both men crash and burn on the mat and landed arkwardly. Both men are down for a 10 count.
Winner: Tie.
Rating: **3/4
Ricky Ortiz comes out and nails both Miz and Morrison with the BIG ASS O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's IT! SHOW'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!: A Very good ending for ECW.
Nay!: A Very messed up opener.
Overall Thoughts: Ok show, not the best, but the Main event build the rating up. Since it was a tie by the way there wasn't a match against Ortiz so, ummm yeah.
Overall Rating: 2.4/5
Check out, ummmmmm Monk's Raw review, SP's Raw Review, Kaedon's SD Review, His latest NSZ (If he did one) and My count down of the top 9 moments in WWE/ECW History hand picked by WWE.com/Joey Styles :shifty:
TJ IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!