-TJ-'s "Exxxxxxtrrrrrreme" Review (Rematch of the SS massacre of ECW)

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-TJ-

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Yo it's TJ again and sorry for this being late. I was on vacation in North Carolina. But i will review this ECW as planned for my darling fans.

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Package of the 25 second match in ECW airs, trying to make that match looks good. They saw the hardy beatdown and all that stuff. Mizark vs. Mott Hardy V2 is planned for the main event.

Miz, Morrison, and Chavo w/ Bam "God" Neely come out.

Bourne, Super Crazy (Didn't he leave for SD), and, the innovator of losing, Tommy Dreamer comes out.

Six Man Tag
Bourne Crazy and Tommy Dreamer vs. M&M and Chavito w/ Neely


The elements of Crazy, Bourne, Chavo, and Neely i think this will be good. And I'm not mistaken. Morrison and Crazy start off. Morrison over powers Crazy with a shoulder block after stopping Crazy from getting any momentum. Morrison reverses a hip toss into a Monkey Flip, but Crazy lands on his feet, hip tosses morrison. Drop toe hold followed by a beautiful standing moonsualt. (Friggen Awesome) Bourne tagged in, knocks Morrison down. Bourne lifts Morrison up and Morrison nails a cheap shot into Bourne's gut. Morrison drags Bourne over to his side of the ring and tags Miz in. Miz goes to the second rope to hit a double team move off of Bourne. Bourne kicks Morrison and breaks his grip and nails a hurricanrada on Miz who is pearched on the turnbuckle. He knocks Chavito down and gets tripped by Neely. (Neely 1 Bourne 0 :Sneaktongue: ) Miz knocks Bourne down and momentum changes into the hands of the Mexican warrior and the chick magnets. They start grounding Bourne. Chavo nails Bourne with a big belly to back suplex and gets the two. Morrison time now, he grounds Bourne. Miz's turn. (Oh noes) Miz puts a modified chin lock on. Bourne comes back, but Miz powers him down. Bourne gets away and tags Tommy Dreamer in. (I blame Miz..... Dumbass ::kenfan ) Tommy runs in and starts beating the shit outta Miz, knocks Chavito off the apron. Tosses Morrison in the ring. Tommy nails Miz and Morrison with a Braden Walker. (Slow ass clothesline) Old school bulldog from Dreamer on Miz. Powerslam cover broke up from Morrison at two. Crazy runs in and kicks the shin of Morrison. And starts stomping on him. Miz goes out of the ring. Chavo fails in an attempt to hit Dreamer and also goes over and out the ring. Morrison charges for Dreamer, but gets back droped over the ropes and onto Miz. Crazy nails a Crazy rope flip pancha on Miz and Morrison. Bourne nails a moonsualt on every else outside of the ring. (Neely 1 Bourne 1 :w00t1: ) fans going nuts and start ECW chants. Dreamer throws Miz in the ring and Morrison keeps Dreamer on the apron. Miz hits a knee lift and nails the neckbreaker on the ropes, aka the Rope Check. He covers and gets the W!

Winners: Chavito, Morrison, and Miz
Rating:
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Ricky ortiz is walking in the halls staring at his towel. His match is next.

Commercial (Yay!)

Ricky Ortiz comes out.

Gavin Spears comes out (Why does he look so familiar? )

Singles Match
Ricky "STFU" Ortiz va. Gavin "Beat the shit outta Ortiz" Spears


Ricky one ups Gavin during the begining. Gavin throws Ortiz out of a headlock. Ortiz shoulder blocks Gavin. Gavin gets the advantage with a kick and an armbar. Ortiz reverses it into a bridgeless Northern Lights Suplex. Gavin coems back with knees in the face and a snap mare. Gavin stomps on the skull of Ortiz. Modified Tazmission. :)D ) Gavin keeps Ortiz grounded. Ortiz comes back with some offense and a two count. Some turnbuckle counters and a diving shoulder block from Ortiz (Cena ripoff style :shifty: ) Running splash from Ortiz (Ultimate Warrior Ripoff Style :shifty: ) He covers and gets the W!

Winner: Ricky "GTFO" Ortiz
Rating:
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3/4


Camera sees Tony Atlas coaching Mock Henry who is curling dumbells. The Main event is advertised again.

Commercial (Yay!)

Finlay and Horny come up playing around. They enter the ring and Finlay. Finlay starts talking about Mike Knox. Stupid Beard, messed up eyes, ugly. He talks about some of the stuff knox had said about Finlay. Finlay asks Knox the get in the ring. Finlay came without his trusty stick. Mike Knox comes out. Knox comes out and says finlay is scared of knox by calling him out. (WTF!!!!! ::aman ) Finlay calls Knox again. Knox walks halfway and stops. Knox says on his time. Horny the son takes off out of the ring. Finlay takes off after Knox and a brawl breaks out. They get broke up. End of the segment.

Matt Hardy is prepqaring for his match and no SP, Braden Walker does not show up and offers to watch his back.

Commercial (Yay!)

Package of HBK's Hot wife getting punched in the face from Y2J.

Matt Striker and Todd Grishom say that all 9 wrestlers, 1 manager, 3 refs, and 4 announcers, from ECW wish the HBK family the best of luck.

Commercial (Yay!)

Matt Hardy comes out

Mizark Henry w/ Tony dumbass come out.

Before the match starts. Finlay vs. Knox is going to take place next week.

ECW Title Match
Matt HARDy vs. Mizark Henry w/ Tony dumbass (C)


Atlas takes his suit off. Hardy tried to nail the fate early, but Henry knocks him down. Henry beats up Hardy until he drop toe holds Mizark into the turnbuckle. Hardy works on Henry's leg threwout the match. hardy tries to slam mizark, but Mizark slams Hardy. Hardy escapes a elbow drop and nails an enzugiri. Henry throws Hardy into the ropes. Hardy glances at Atlas and kicks Henry in the face. Henry gets beat up, but nails a body attack on Hardy and changes the momentum of Hardy. Henry works on Hardy the only way a 400 pound man can. Matt Hardy gets knocked out of the ring. Ref checks on Mizark. Atlas is staring down at Hardy.

Commercial (Yay!)

WE come back to the WSChin lock. Video of during the break Henry nailed an earth shattering suplex. Hardy comes back, but only to get big booted. Hardy comes bakc and tries for the side effect, but Henry knocks him down. Atlas takes a shoot on Hardy with the ref's back turned. Hardy comes back and tries a vertical cross body, but Henry catches it into a bearhug. Hardy elbows Henry to get out of it. Henry keeps his grip though. hardy headbutts and pulls henry hair. Henry slams Hardy into the turnbuckle. Henry grounds and uses some submission moves on Hardy. Henry tried to put the masterlock on Hardy. Hardy escapes right before the lock is put on completely, he drops down and kicks Henry in the gut. Henry knocks Hardy down. Body press dorp that sends Hardy into the air and down on the canvas. Henry tries a turnbuckless tadpole splash, but Hardy moves out of the way. Hardy solid offense on Henry and only gets the two count. Crossbody and only gets the two count. (SON OF A BITCH) Twist of Fate and goes for the pin, but atlas pulls Hardy out of the ring without the ref knowing. Hardy hits a dorpkick on Henry. Hardy tries for a moonsualt, but Henry gets his knees up. Worlds Strongest Slam and the three count for Henry!

Winner: Mizark Henry
Rating:
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3/4

Yay!: Six man opener was good.

Nay!: That title match couldn't happen at SS?

Overall thoughts: Pretty solid and probaly one of the best ECW shows. I liked the storylines shown in this episode and i hope good things come outta it.

Overall Rating:
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1/2 outta 10


Check out SP's Raw reveiw, BKB's TNA reveiw, and that Kaedon's SD reveiw and his latest NSZ.

-TJ- is outta here. Goodnight!