-TJ-
Guest
Here we go as it's time for ECW. At the announce table are TG and MS. No you dumbasses it stands for Todd Grishom and Matt Striker not This Guy and Monkeystyle. 
no:
Teddy Long and Tiffany come out and announce an ECW Scramble. (Fuck Yeah! ECW is finally equal to Raw and SD..... oh wait ECW only get's one match.) Matches throughout the show will be scramble qualifying match. Teddy and Tiffany leave.
Matt Hardy comes out.
John Morrison comes out.
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying Match
Matt HARDy vs. "Shaman of Sexy" "Tuesday Night Delight" The Former ECW Champion, He is beyond Good and Evil, John Mooooorrrrriiiiisoooooonnnnn
Mat Starts off with a headlock turned into a takeover pin. morrison turns it into a pin. Morrison pushes Hardy off only to get shoulder blocked and got slapped the headlock on again. Morrison breaks free. Morrison backs Hardy in the corner with clubs and goes for a irish whip, but reversed by Hardy. Hardy charges Morrison acrobacticly moves out of the ring and on the apron and Hardy collides with the turnbuckle and staggers back. Morrison was gonig for a move requiring the ropes, but instead got clocked in the face by Hardy and out Morrison goes. Hardy throws Morrison in and Morrison fakes a beg and drags Hardy foward into the turnbuckle. (Ric Flair Ripoff style :shifty: ) Morrison slaps a ground sleeper on. Hardy begins to stand only to be neckbreakered. Morrison tries a slingshot corkscrew. But he misses. (My god let him hit it already!) Hardy starts flying punches and it ends with Morrison being brought up for the sitting position on the turnbuckle into a powerbomb. 2 count for Hardy. Side Effect. 2 count. Hardy attempts the twist of fate, but Morrison lifts him up and slams him on the ropes and nails a forearm to the grill (Todd Grishom said it O_O) of Hardy.
Commercial (Yay!)
We come back to a chin lock on Hardy from Morrison. Back breaker into white russian leg sweep (Sandman ripoff style :shifty: ) Morrison tries for the moonlight drive, but Hardy reverses it. Morrison knocks him back and attempts the Moonlight drive again, but Hardy gets out of it and eats a Walker. (Morrison is pissed) Morrison starts beating the crap outta Hardy. Morrison shows aggresiveness towards Hardy, with clubs and punches. Nails a shinning wizard and gets a 2. Modified chin lock. Hardy nails a reverses chin breaker. Turnbuckle clothesline and bulldog. Only gets the 2. Hardy beats up Morrison a bit and attempts the twist again, but Morrison reverses it. backslide from Morrison using the ropes, but the ref sees it. (Haha failure) School Boy form Hardy and gets the 2. Morrison catches a clothesline into a cross pin, but Hardy drops down on top of him for a pin. Gets the two and Morrison turns him over for the pin. Hardy eats Turnbuckle and Morrison tries for the slingshot kick, but Hardy grabs him in the splash mountain position. (Will it hit?) Nope, Morrison wiggle free and nails the springboard kick. (Kinda Obvious.) 2 count for Morrison. Double Clothesline and both are out. Morrison tries the Moonlgiht Drive, but Hardy reverses it into the Twist of Fate! 3 Count and the W for Hardy!
Winner: Matt Hardy
Rating: ***3/4
Teddy and Tiffany are backstage talking when Mizark Henry and Tony Dumbass enter the locker. Mizark talks about how it isn't fair and that he is the wolrds strongest man and Tony Dumbass is behind him saying that's right. Teddy says life isn't fair, and he says it isn't personal. It's bussiness. Mizark storms off.
Commercial (Yay!)
The Miz comes out.
Evan Bourne comes out. (Woah WTF??)
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying match
"The Chick Magnet" Mike The Miz vs. Matt Sydal
An athletic roll up by Bourne and the two. Miz gets two cheap shots and get's rolled up again. 2 count Bourne locks a hammerlock. Miz can't elbow Bourne or grab a limb so he jumps on the ropes and the ref breaks it up. Miz nails a cheap kick and gets rooled up again from Bourne, but turns that to a pin, Bourne kicks out at 2 and makes another pin, Miz kicks out and charges Bourne to get hip tosses and armbar'd. Arm drag and another armbar from Bourne. Miz ducks a shoulder block. Bourne stops at the turnbuckle with his head. Miz tuants and goes for the corner clothesline. Bourne moves, and Miz stops himself to turn around to get hurricanrada'd. Miz catches a turnbuckle pop up from Bourne and tosses him out the ring. Miz exits and punishes Bourne and throws him in for the cover. 2 count from Miz and Miz starts working on Bourne making pins on the way. He slaps an armbar in. Miz nails a front suplex. 2 coutn from Miz and Miz locks a scissor chin lock. Crossfaces by Miz. Bourne turns it into a pinfall and gets the 2. Bourne nails some offense kicks and pins for the 2. Miz nails a chopblock. Miz went for the knee lift which signals the Reality check, but Bourne trips him and nails a standing moonsualt and gets the 2. Miz scales the top rope after getting the advantage. Bourne goes for the frankensteiner, but Miz rolls out of the way and Bourne lands on the turnbuckle on his balls mahoney. Miz nails a reverse RKO or a modified reality check. He gets the W!
Winner: The Miz
Rating: ***
Chavo vs. Dreamer is next. (Wait...... What?)
Commercial (Fuck Yes!)
Chavo w/ God Neely comes out.
Dreamer comes out.
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying match
Chavito w/ Bam "God" Neely vs. Tommy Dreamer
Chavo does good with knees and stuff. Unti lhe starts to slam Dreamer and then Dreamer gets the advantage back. It's not until Dreamer gets backed into the corner does Chavo stop his momentum. Chavo nails punches, european uppercuts, and clubs. Chavo does some wrestling and goes for the cover and gets a 2. Chavo slaps a headlock on Dreamer. That turns into a abdominal stretch. Chavo goes to fly, but gets punched in the gut. Dreamer starts nailing Chavo with moves and ends up nailin a running powerslam. (Bobby Lashely Ripoff style :shifty: ) He gets the 2. Chavo gets tied to the tree of woe and gets baseball slide. Dreamer goes for the death valley driver, but Neely jumps on the apron. Chavo wiggle behind Dreamer and dropkicks him into Neely! Chavo slingshots Dreamer's neck on the ropes and goes for the frogsplash and nails it! He gets the W!
Winner: Chavito
Rating: **
What no Neely face turn of what Chavo did?
The Irish Father and The Horny Son come out.
Mike "Big Foot" Knox comes out.
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying Match
The Irish Father w/ Horny the son vs. Knox
Lock up. Knox over powers Finlay and drives him against the turnbuckle. Finlay throws Knox off. They lock up and Finlay slaps a headlock. Knox throws him off and shoulder blocks him. They circle up and lock up. Knox powers him agaisnt the turnbuckle. Knox lets go and drives Finaly into the ropes and starts disrespecting him by rubbing his hands in Finlay's face. Finlay respounds by knocking Knox out of the ring. Knox knocks the wheels form under Finlay when he exits the ring and Finlay nails headfirst into the apron. Knox drives Finlay into the apron. Knox clotheslines the Pole on accident and big boots Finlay.
Commercial (Yay!)
We come back to an armbar form Finlay on Knox. Finlay works on Knox's arm. Cover for a 2. Finlay continues the arm damage on Knox. Knox exits the ring and starts advancing toward Horny. He stops as Finlay exits the ring and walks towards him. Knox turns and grabs Finlay and nails a powerslam. Knox now works on Finlay. Makes a pin and gets a two. He then puts Finlay in a chinlock. Finlay tumbles Knox, but eats a huge walker. Knox gets a 2. Chin lock with a tiny surfboard added on. Fans urge Finlay on. Finlay begins to break free until Knox drives him into the apron. Knox grabs for Horny, but only gets his shirt. Knox turns and get's Walker'd out of the ring and eats another Walker. Finlay nails a walker and another one followed by a seated senton. Finlay tries for the cross, but Knox floats behind and boots Finlay in the face. Knox tries to take the turnbuckle pad off. The ref sees him and takes care of the pad. Finlay grabs his steek and tries to nail Knox, but gets booted in the face. The ref grabs the Steek and puts away. Finlay grabs a spare steek and nails Knox in the face. Finlay gets the W!
Winner: Finlay
Rating: **1/2
Some Dancing with Horny and the show is over!
Yay!: Go Finlay go!
Nay!: Chavo's and Miz's opponents weren't switched? Why the fuck not?
Overall thoughts: If what i said on Nay happened then it would've ended a few feuds. But whatever. It was a pretty solid ECW show.
Overall Rating = 7/10
Be sure to check out Kaedon's SD review and NSZ, along with BKB's iMPACT Review, and Cena_Buttock's Raw reveiw. :shifty: TJ is out!
no:Teddy Long and Tiffany come out and announce an ECW Scramble. (Fuck Yeah! ECW is finally equal to Raw and SD..... oh wait ECW only get's one match.) Matches throughout the show will be scramble qualifying match. Teddy and Tiffany leave.
Matt Hardy comes out.
John Morrison comes out.
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying Match
Matt HARDy vs. "Shaman of Sexy" "Tuesday Night Delight" The Former ECW Champion, He is beyond Good and Evil, John Mooooorrrrriiiiisoooooonnnnn
Mat Starts off with a headlock turned into a takeover pin. morrison turns it into a pin. Morrison pushes Hardy off only to get shoulder blocked and got slapped the headlock on again. Morrison breaks free. Morrison backs Hardy in the corner with clubs and goes for a irish whip, but reversed by Hardy. Hardy charges Morrison acrobacticly moves out of the ring and on the apron and Hardy collides with the turnbuckle and staggers back. Morrison was gonig for a move requiring the ropes, but instead got clocked in the face by Hardy and out Morrison goes. Hardy throws Morrison in and Morrison fakes a beg and drags Hardy foward into the turnbuckle. (Ric Flair Ripoff style :shifty: ) Morrison slaps a ground sleeper on. Hardy begins to stand only to be neckbreakered. Morrison tries a slingshot corkscrew. But he misses. (My god let him hit it already!) Hardy starts flying punches and it ends with Morrison being brought up for the sitting position on the turnbuckle into a powerbomb. 2 count for Hardy. Side Effect. 2 count. Hardy attempts the twist of fate, but Morrison lifts him up and slams him on the ropes and nails a forearm to the grill (Todd Grishom said it O_O) of Hardy.
Commercial (Yay!)
We come back to a chin lock on Hardy from Morrison. Back breaker into white russian leg sweep (Sandman ripoff style :shifty: ) Morrison tries for the moonlight drive, but Hardy reverses it. Morrison knocks him back and attempts the Moonlight drive again, but Hardy gets out of it and eats a Walker. (Morrison is pissed) Morrison starts beating the crap outta Hardy. Morrison shows aggresiveness towards Hardy, with clubs and punches. Nails a shinning wizard and gets a 2. Modified chin lock. Hardy nails a reverses chin breaker. Turnbuckle clothesline and bulldog. Only gets the 2. Hardy beats up Morrison a bit and attempts the twist again, but Morrison reverses it. backslide from Morrison using the ropes, but the ref sees it. (Haha failure) School Boy form Hardy and gets the 2. Morrison catches a clothesline into a cross pin, but Hardy drops down on top of him for a pin. Gets the two and Morrison turns him over for the pin. Hardy eats Turnbuckle and Morrison tries for the slingshot kick, but Hardy grabs him in the splash mountain position. (Will it hit?) Nope, Morrison wiggle free and nails the springboard kick. (Kinda Obvious.) 2 count for Morrison. Double Clothesline and both are out. Morrison tries the Moonlgiht Drive, but Hardy reverses it into the Twist of Fate! 3 Count and the W for Hardy!
Winner: Matt Hardy
Rating: ***3/4
Teddy and Tiffany are backstage talking when Mizark Henry and Tony Dumbass enter the locker. Mizark talks about how it isn't fair and that he is the wolrds strongest man and Tony Dumbass is behind him saying that's right. Teddy says life isn't fair, and he says it isn't personal. It's bussiness. Mizark storms off.
Commercial (Yay!)
The Miz comes out.
Evan Bourne comes out. (Woah WTF??)
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying match
"The Chick Magnet" Mike The Miz vs. Matt Sydal
An athletic roll up by Bourne and the two. Miz gets two cheap shots and get's rolled up again. 2 count Bourne locks a hammerlock. Miz can't elbow Bourne or grab a limb so he jumps on the ropes and the ref breaks it up. Miz nails a cheap kick and gets rooled up again from Bourne, but turns that to a pin, Bourne kicks out at 2 and makes another pin, Miz kicks out and charges Bourne to get hip tosses and armbar'd. Arm drag and another armbar from Bourne. Miz ducks a shoulder block. Bourne stops at the turnbuckle with his head. Miz tuants and goes for the corner clothesline. Bourne moves, and Miz stops himself to turn around to get hurricanrada'd. Miz catches a turnbuckle pop up from Bourne and tosses him out the ring. Miz exits and punishes Bourne and throws him in for the cover. 2 count from Miz and Miz starts working on Bourne making pins on the way. He slaps an armbar in. Miz nails a front suplex. 2 coutn from Miz and Miz locks a scissor chin lock. Crossfaces by Miz. Bourne turns it into a pinfall and gets the 2. Bourne nails some offense kicks and pins for the 2. Miz nails a chopblock. Miz went for the knee lift which signals the Reality check, but Bourne trips him and nails a standing moonsualt and gets the 2. Miz scales the top rope after getting the advantage. Bourne goes for the frankensteiner, but Miz rolls out of the way and Bourne lands on the turnbuckle on his balls mahoney. Miz nails a reverse RKO or a modified reality check. He gets the W!
Winner: The Miz
Rating: ***
Chavo vs. Dreamer is next. (Wait...... What?)
Commercial (Fuck Yes!)
Chavo w/ God Neely comes out.
Dreamer comes out.
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying match
Chavito w/ Bam "God" Neely vs. Tommy Dreamer
Chavo does good with knees and stuff. Unti lhe starts to slam Dreamer and then Dreamer gets the advantage back. It's not until Dreamer gets backed into the corner does Chavo stop his momentum. Chavo nails punches, european uppercuts, and clubs. Chavo does some wrestling and goes for the cover and gets a 2. Chavo slaps a headlock on Dreamer. That turns into a abdominal stretch. Chavo goes to fly, but gets punched in the gut. Dreamer starts nailing Chavo with moves and ends up nailin a running powerslam. (Bobby Lashely Ripoff style :shifty: ) He gets the 2. Chavo gets tied to the tree of woe and gets baseball slide. Dreamer goes for the death valley driver, but Neely jumps on the apron. Chavo wiggle behind Dreamer and dropkicks him into Neely! Chavo slingshots Dreamer's neck on the ropes and goes for the frogsplash and nails it! He gets the W!
Winner: Chavito
Rating: **
What no Neely face turn of what Chavo did?
The Irish Father and The Horny Son come out.
Mike "Big Foot" Knox comes out.
ECW Championship Scramble Qualifying Match
The Irish Father w/ Horny the son vs. Knox
Lock up. Knox over powers Finlay and drives him against the turnbuckle. Finlay throws Knox off. They lock up and Finlay slaps a headlock. Knox throws him off and shoulder blocks him. They circle up and lock up. Knox powers him agaisnt the turnbuckle. Knox lets go and drives Finaly into the ropes and starts disrespecting him by rubbing his hands in Finlay's face. Finlay respounds by knocking Knox out of the ring. Knox knocks the wheels form under Finlay when he exits the ring and Finlay nails headfirst into the apron. Knox drives Finlay into the apron. Knox clotheslines the Pole on accident and big boots Finlay.
Commercial (Yay!)
We come back to an armbar form Finlay on Knox. Finlay works on Knox's arm. Cover for a 2. Finlay continues the arm damage on Knox. Knox exits the ring and starts advancing toward Horny. He stops as Finlay exits the ring and walks towards him. Knox turns and grabs Finlay and nails a powerslam. Knox now works on Finlay. Makes a pin and gets a two. He then puts Finlay in a chinlock. Finlay tumbles Knox, but eats a huge walker. Knox gets a 2. Chin lock with a tiny surfboard added on. Fans urge Finlay on. Finlay begins to break free until Knox drives him into the apron. Knox grabs for Horny, but only gets his shirt. Knox turns and get's Walker'd out of the ring and eats another Walker. Finlay nails a walker and another one followed by a seated senton. Finlay tries for the cross, but Knox floats behind and boots Finlay in the face. Knox tries to take the turnbuckle pad off. The ref sees him and takes care of the pad. Finlay grabs his steek and tries to nail Knox, but gets booted in the face. The ref grabs the Steek and puts away. Finlay grabs a spare steek and nails Knox in the face. Finlay gets the W!
Winner: Finlay
Rating: **1/2
Some Dancing with Horny and the show is over!
Yay!: Go Finlay go!
Nay!: Chavo's and Miz's opponents weren't switched? Why the fuck not?
Overall thoughts: If what i said on Nay happened then it would've ended a few feuds. But whatever. It was a pretty solid ECW show.
Overall Rating = 7/10
Be sure to check out Kaedon's SD review and NSZ, along with BKB's iMPACT Review, and Cena_Buttock's Raw reveiw. :shifty: TJ is out!
