Tiger's Wife wants $750M in Divorce Settlement

[NinoBrown]

It's a high price for silence.

Wronged wife Elin Nordegren is trying to club an eye-popping $750 million out of Tiger Woods in their divorce negotiations, according to reports Friday.

Woods hasn't agreed yet, but if he does he wants total silence from his soon-to-be ex about the collapse of their marriage - forever, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Nordegren has so far said no to signing a lifetime "confidentiality clause" that would prevent her from writing a book or doing any interviews about the split.

She reportedly also wants full custody of their two kids even though it was first thought the couple were going to agree to joint custody.

Sources said the divorce negotiations "have turned extremely testy" and the couple no longer talk to each other.

Nordegren has spent a lot of time away from Woods in recent months. She went to Arizona alone for nearly a week recently and took the kids to Sweden while Woods played golf.

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GTFO. Either Tiger gave her something or she can confirm those so-called steriod rumours. The guys at Gawker put these numbers into perspective.

* $750 million ÷ 121 alleged mistresses = $6.19 million/mistress

* $750 million ÷ 3,921 tears Elin cried in the course of the scandal (estimated) = $191,277/tear

* $750 million ÷ 2 Woods children whose lives have been ruined = $375 million/tiny ruined life

* $750 million ÷ 5 billion words written about the scandal = $0.15/word

* Ratio of Elin’s payout to the amount of currency printed in the U.S. in one day: 1:1

* Amount Elin would have left over after paying for the construction of Hoover Dam: $14 million

See what happens when you turn a hoe (or a nanny in this case) into a housewife. I doubt Tiger even has this much to be left with what $250M? No way. Tiger’s also demanding a confidentiality clause to the divorce which would prohibit Elin from writing books, appearing on TV or basically speaking about their marriage at anytime. Michael Jordan's wife probably feels cheated. Cheating is wrong and all that other crap that doesn't make me sound chauvenistic but c'mon! There's no way she's getting that much so those kids can go to school by helicopter and take afternoon strolls in the yacht. I can't even hate on Tiger after this golddigger claim.

Your thoughts?

 

[Lady Redfield]

Hell yeah, I'd do the same thing if my man cheated on me. You want me to pop out your kids and be your pretty little wife and then you go and cheat on me? Payback's a bitch and your loaded bank account will make me smile and smooth over anything you did wrong.

 

[FabulousRougeauBrother]

I'd fuck Tiger Woods for a few years and let him impregnate me a couple times if I got 750 million out of it.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

If OJ got away with killing his bitch ex wife for under 10 million, imagine what Tiger could get away with for just like 50 million. Shit, he could stuff her under my floorboards for a couple hundred grand.

 

[hbkfan]

good for her he deserves everything he gets in my opinion. i mean how many women did he screw cheating on her was it like 5 or 6.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

14-15 actually

 

[-Constantine]

damn man he fucked up! He getting sued by porn stars and now his wife who everyone thought was gonna stay is leaving and not only leaving taking 750Million with her. lmfao. He deserves it.

 

[NinoBrown]

14-15 actually

Actually 121 ALLEGED mistresses.

 

[phantomgerald]

He deserves nothing. When she married him, she knew he was a global icon. Yet, she treated him like she was the boss of the relationship. He fucking paid for the house yet she didn't allow his mother to stay with them yet allowed her own mother to. Just seems like an all around bitch. Too bad Tiger didn't sign a pre-nup

 

[Lady Redfield]

It's up to 121 now? Holy fuck....

 

[Quintastic One]

Holy fuck....

I'm pretty sure there was a nun or two in there, so you are correct.