You need to buy less t-shirts and get some posters or put your retired (old) tee's on the wall, other than that, great post, as always. You should look into talk to type for your PC buddy, i think it could make things a lot easier for everyone, when you talk you get your point across real well, but typing makes me feel like im reading one of those things that shows if i have the first letter and last two of the word, i can decypher it without issues.