Think I am becoming an alcoholic

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Because I have been sloshed every night for like I can't remember how long. I think I've taken a one day break twice because where I was going wouldn't appreciate drunkards.
 

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Supposed to go out soon too. Kinda don't want to but I know I am going to anyway. That's the problem.
 

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Once you get back from Europe you should probably just quit cold turkey for a while. There's no sense in constantly drowning yourself in Liquor. For someone so intelligent surely you've realized life can't be so horrible that you need a drink to get through every day.
 
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Not until you get hard sweats from not having a drink are you official. Follow that up with track marks, eroding teeth and a bad fashion sense and if you stop posting except for the once a month you are at the public library we will know you have hocked all your valuables and are a worthless derelict. Enjoy.







Or you can just be a hard drunk and beat women repeatedly until you get to the point where they are beating you repeatedly. It's such a confusing fork in the road.
 

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Not until you get hard sweats from not having a drink are you official. Follow that up with track marks, eroding teeth and a bad fashion sense and if you stop posting except for the once a month you are at the public library we will know you have hocked all your valuables and are a worthless derelict. Enjoy.







Or you can just be a hard drunk and beat women repeatedly until you get to the point where they are beating you repeatedly. It's such a confusing fork in the road.

Seems like you know from expierience!
 

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Not until you get hard sweats from not having a drink are you official. Follow that up with track marks, eroding teeth and a bad fashion sense and if you stop posting except for the once a month you are at the public library we will know you have hocked all your valuables and are a worthless derelict. Enjoy.







Or you can just be a hard drunk and beat women repeatedly until you get to the point where they are beating you repeatedly. It's such a confusing fork in the road.
loool.
 

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Update: Stayed in, did not drink last night.

Smoked some bomb bubble hash though.
 

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Also, was talking to IO about this yesterday. Called my ex up earlier today, got shut down horribly. So tomorrow I decided I am going to the red light district to "dip my wick" and to make it more interestig I have purchased 1/4 oz of mushrooms and will be chowing down before doing my business which should make for an interesting experience to say the very least. So long as her vagina doesn't turn into a mouthful of razor teeth we're all good.

Incedentally the headshop I bought the shrooms from was called Tatanka's. Thought that was funny.