Things you should never say on a first date

[Neptune]

Title explains it all. Share based on experience, or just commonsense.
Mention which sex is saying the phrase as well. You can post things as male or female.

Male "Me and my mother are best friends"
Female " I am so desperate for a baby, I'd do anything to be pregnant tomorrow"

(the reasons are obvious)

 

[CM Punk]

Talk about your ex.
Either gender.

 

[Solidus1]

"I hope this goes better than yesterdays date"

 

[Rogue]

My favorite band is My Chemical Romance

 

[Danielson]

Alberto del Rio is entertaining

 

[Swift]

Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.

 

[Danielson]

Lol aids ^

 

[Roadster]

wanna play svr11?

 

[Neptune]

Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.

Well now you are just stealing my pick up line...