Things You Never Want To Hear From Your Significant Other

[Solid Snake]

The title of the thread says it all really.

Post things you would never want to hear your significant other say to you.
Use quotations to keep it fancy. I will start with an obvious one I would never want to hear...

"No more cats, I think 2 is plenty."

:

 

[The Gipper]

"We need to talk."

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

[CM Punk]

"I'm pregnant..."
:kermit:

 

[Jay-Ashley]

"John Cena is a great wrestler..."

 

[Grievous 3D]

"Is it in yet?"

"You're not putting that in there"

"No...I won't dress up as *insert your preferred name here*"

"You need some new clothes"

"We're going to have dinner with my parents this Friday"

"Please take down your Charlotte Shrine"

 

[Jay-Ashley]

"Is it in yet?"

"You're not putting that in there"

"No...I won't dress up as *insert your preferred name here*"

"You need some new clothes"

"We're going to have dinner with my parents this Friday"

"Please take down your Charlotte Shrine"

I feel like some of those are from personal experiences...

 

[Grievous 3D]

I feel like some of those are from personal experiences...

Only 5 of them...

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Only 5 of them...

I know which five, now.

 

[Grievous 3D]

I know which five, now.

Well...you can keep that to yourself...lol

 

[Solid Snake]

"I'm pregnant..."
:kermit:

Would that be your response too? "well, that is none of my business..." lol

 

[Jay-Ashley]

"Why do you love your dog more than me?"

 

[Solid Snake]

"Why do you love your dog more than me?"

Made me think of:

"Why are you giving your cat more attention than you give me?"

 

[Grievous 3D]

"No! I won't dye my hair blonde & wear a robe while we have sex!"

 

[Solid Snake]

"No! I won't dye my hair blonde & wear a robe while we have sex!"

Pff like you wouldn't already be dating a blonde who looks like Char :charlotte2:

 

[Grievous 3D]

Pff like you wouldn't already be dating a blonde who looks like Char :charlotte2:

Hey...I'm in Australia Snake...beautiful, tall,
amazon women are pretty rare around here.

I have another couple:

"No! I'm not trying to moonsault into bed!"

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"I don't care if you'll catch me!"