*Tyson Storm appears from behind the curtain. Tyson begins to make his way down to the ring with a mixture of boos and cheers, he stops at ringside smiling at the cameras. Tyson begins to enter the ring, he climbs the top rope and performs his signature taunt to the audience which is a thumbs down, he then jumps down to the ring with great agility. Tyson calls for a microphone as he opens his arms to take in his mixed reaction. One of the announcers quickly hands Tyson his mic which Tyson laughs at as the announcer runs away. Tyson begins to speak after a short wait*
Tyson Storm: Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes on greatness! You're all probably wondering why I'm on this show and I'm going to explain that to your small minds in a second, but I need to get something off my chest. Robert Blake died, and he was my cousin. I can't sit here and say I loved the guy, but he was my family nonetheless. He died because of a medical illness, but I hear that some little green guy is going around claiming he killed him? First of all, what is wrong with someone claiming to have killed someone who actually died? Second of all, how could that little green guy ever kill a Blake? Guys, my cousin was dying before that match and he still almost beat Zayn or whatever he's called. What kind of delusion does this guy have? Last week he was kissing Robert's ass, but now he's going on about how astounding he is for thinking he took Robert's life? Man, isn't it illegal to hire mental hospital patients? This cracker needs to get some psycho pills or something in him.
*Tyson Storm just begins to laugh at the expense of Emerson Zayne. He begins to speak once again after a short break*
Tyson Storm: Anyway, my family gave me a call and told me to get here. Believe it or not, but they really don't like some loser claiming to have killed their family member. So, I got on the phone to Jetty boy and he gave me a contract for Ignition, so you'll have plenty of time to get your equal share of Tyson Storm.
*Tyson Storm begins to flex while the arena boo him. He walks over to the corner of the ring and sits. He begins to speak once again*
Tyson Storm: Jetty knew this match would earn money and that's why I'm booked with the man claiming to have killed my cousin. Yes, we all know I'm going to make quick work of this guy when he has a real challenge, but I still need to take the guy serious since he got lucky with Robert. We all know Robert was off his rockers for the last months of his career, but that doesn't mean that someone can make fun of him. Well.....I can make fun of him if I want since who's going to stop me? Anyway, I'm going to compete this Saturday and get Ignition the ratings it wants.....You're welcome for the ratings boost by the way.
*Tyson Storm begins to move back over to the middle of the ring and begins to speak*
Tyson Storm: I decided to take a look at the roster last night, and I can't believe this but I'm impressed! We have a musical artist! He can be the lead singer of "Storm Heads" and we have a great actor! He can play the role of Tyson Storm in the movie "Tyson is the best. Tyson is just better than all the rest". You have to always think of the positives in this stuff. They need two careers just because they're not good enough to main event every show like my family. Guys, it's my first show and I'm in the main event! Yeah, it's dedicated to Robert, but it has me so it makes the whole thing better. Who even wants to see that little boy VS a bigger little boy? You now have a man in this match. You want to know what this man is going to do? He's going to discipline that little boy who spreads lies. I don't like people spreading lies and on Saturday you'll see that. I'm going to break his skinny arm and then I'm going to break his skinny neck. I don't care if you want me to take it easy on him. It's going to be a war with me coming out on top.....Like always.
*Tyson Storm raises his hand in the air*
Tyson Storm: I promise to everyone watching and my cousin up there that I'm going to break Zayn tonight. I'm going to leave him helpless in that ring with nowhere to go, and then just maybe I'll let him walk out! You know, I love the fact that he thinks he would beat anyone worthwhile. He was saying how he could never become a top guy, and tonight I will prove why he can never be a top guy. He's nothing to me, and you all know that. You may cheer for the underdog, but this isn't David vs Goliath. He's going to run at me and I'm going to drop his ass quicker than he can say "Please, don't do this to me Tyson! I'm sorry", but I'm going to break his face off the mat and pin that sucker for the 1....2.....3.
*Tyson Storm leaves the ring but brings the mic with him*
Tyson Storm: You see, things just got interesting. I just made Ignition the number one wrestling show in the world, And you know what? I just did it like that. It's easy for me! All I have to do is show up and BOOM! Jetty was the smartest man on Earth when he hired me. He knows what I can do and I will create my own legacy here. Tyson Storm just found a new home baby! And it's getting hot up in here!
*Tyson Storm drops the mic ending the segment*