Things I Ponder

[catlady]

I ponder many things...
Do you?


Do gay men get turned on when they see themselves naked?

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

If you keep your underwear in your closet, can you still call them drawers?

 

[DarksideTrin]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

[catlady]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why is that?

 

[Farooq]

Do gay men get turned on when they see themselves naked?

No

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

Because Im black.

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Look up another dictionary.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

To much liquid condensed inside so part of it is glued, part not the whole thing.

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Both, when the orange sprouted so did the color.

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Some people can, it takes talent.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Put it in a garbage truck.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Yes

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

Because we have to much, and F stands for failure instead of putting a E.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
no because Morality comes from moral.

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

To young to leave the nest.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

No it's just terms people use to say your feet stink and your nose has mucus coming out.

If you keep your underwear in your closet, can you still call them drawers?

Yes

 

[Farooq]

Do gay men get turned on when they see themselves naked?

No

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

Because Im black.

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Look up another dictionary.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

To much liquid condensed inside so part of it is glued, part not the whole thing.

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Both, when the orange sprouted so did the color.

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Some people can, it takes talent.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Put it in a garbage truck.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Yes

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

Because we have to much, and F stands for failure instead of putting a E.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
no because Morality comes from moral.

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

To young to leave the nest.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

No it's just terms people use to say your feet stink and your nose has mucus coming out.

If you keep your underwear in your closet, can you still call them drawers?

Yes

 

[catlady]

Do gay men get turned on when they see themselves naked?

No

If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

Because Im black.

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Look up another dictionary.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

To much liquid condensed inside so part of it is glued, part not the whole thing.

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Both, when the orange sprouted so did the color.

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Some people can, it takes talent.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Put it in a garbage truck.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Yes

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

Because we have to much, and F stands for failure instead of putting a E.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
no because Morality comes from moral.

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

To young to leave the nest.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

No it's just terms people use to say your feet stink and your nose has mucus coming out.

If you keep your underwear in your closet, can you still call them drawers?

Yes

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YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!!!

THIS IS WITCHCRAFT! :angry:

 

[Farooq]

Black magic tunga:

 

[catlady]

Black magic tunga:

:blown: ipebomb: :happy:

 

[Danielson]

I ponder many things...
Do you?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I KNOW THIS ONE! It's Oxygen AKA AIR! That's why if you dont screw the cap on you get that hard stuff that you have get out with a pen or pencil!

 

[Cloud]

Who first called a cow a cow? And why not a chicken? How did they decide?

 

[Swift]

mindfucked

 

[catlady]

I KNOW THIS ONE! It's Oxygen AKA AIR! That's why if you dont screw the cap on you get that hard stuff that you have get out with a pen or pencil!

This... Makes... SENSE! BRILLIANT! : 1:

 

[Danielson]

This... Makes... SENSE! BRILLIANT! : 1:

Glad I could help with 1 of the things you were wonderin about lol

 

[Big Hoss Rambler]

Xanth can answer the first question for you.

 

[catlady]

Xanth can answer the first question for you.

ipebomb:

Well... actually...

:gaybomb:

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