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The Wrestling World Has Changed
A WWF / WCW / ECW Story
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WWF Monday Night Raw opens with Vince McMahon in his office, grinning madly. He's looking at the camera and rubbing his hands in devilish delight.
Vince McMahon: Well, well, well. Tonight is a big night in World Wrestling Federation history, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, I, Vince McMahon, sign the documents that will make me the sole owner of one... EXTREME. CHAMPIONSHIP. WRESTLING. A historic night indeed for me, as I crush those "hardcore" bugs once and for all. Later tonight, Paul Heyman will be here to hand over the contract and I will own ECW!
*Later that Night*
Vince McMahon and Paul Heyman stand in the ring, a table set up for Vince to sign the contract from Heyman.
Vince McMahon: Well, Paul, I knew sooner or later you'd come to your senses and give me what I want. Your little pissant company is now mine, dead and buried right where it belongs; a grave in Philadelphia at last.Vince McMahon and Paul Heyman stand in the ring, a table set up for Vince to sign the contract from Heyman.
Paul Heyman grits his teeth and frowns. Vince laughs and stands close to the table, next to the contract. He doesn't open it quite yet.
Paul Heyman: Yeah, Vince, you may be right. ECW as a company is no more, but, ECW as an idea will never die. You know how many people in the crowd chant the letters "ECW" on a regular basis? Even in your own company, you have men and women who have been from ECW! Raven, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! ECW won't die just like that. It'll live forever. So why don't you just sign that contract and get it the #### over with, Vinny.
Vince is amused with Heyman's little rant and nods his head, feigning interest.
Vince McMahon: You're absolutely right! Let's get it over with, so you can get the hell out of my ring, out of my building, and out of *my* wrestling business!
Vince grabs his pen and flips open the documents, ready to sign, when he pauses just as he's about to sign. The document already has a signature on it. Paul Heyman's frown grows into a jubilant, defiant smile.
Vince McMahon: What- What the hell is this!? That's not my signature! That's-
Making his grand return to the company, Shane McMahon steps out from the back. Vince McMahon has a shocked and appalled look on his face; Shane looks to be a mix of angered and defiant. He climbs into the ring and stares daggers at Vince, before finally grabbing the microphone.
Shane McMahon: Hello, "dad". You're right. That's not your signature. It was never going to be your signature, Vince. I've seen what you've done these last few weeks. What you've done to your own wife, and my mother. What you've done to Mick Foley, and your little "affair" with Ms. Stratus. Vince... you're a rat bastard and I decided to hurt you where I knew it would hurt most: your ego. That's right, dad: I bought ECW right from under you.
Paul Heyman and Shane shake hands and laugh at Vince, who's completely dumbstruck and can't believe what he's heard. Shane isn't finished though.
Shane McMahon: You know, dad- As good as this feels, you know what else would feel good? Hurting you further-
Shane throws the mic at Vince and tackles him to the ground, throwing lefts and rights at the owner of WWF. Vince struggles to get away but escapes thanks to the help of Mr. William Regal, who comes down to save Vince from the beatdown by his son. Shane stands and grabs a microphone again.
Shane McMahon: Vince! I'm gonna make you pay for what you've done to mom. I want you at WrestleMania, Vince. I'm gonna kick your ass!
Vince McMahon is absolutely livid and too angry to think reasonably, so he points and Shane and yells, "You're on son, I'm gonna take you to the woodshed you entitled prick!"
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March 26th, 2001:
*Later That Night*
Vince comes out, ecstatic that he now owns WCW, the company that came close to buying him out. He goes on a tirade about what it means to now own wrestling, and how he was gonna bury WCW once and for all when the deal became finalized at WrestleMania X-Seven.
Vince McMahon: ... My son Shane may have bought ECW from under me, but I will not let WCW slip through my fingers! I know for a fact he's been too busy getting ready to fight me this Sunday at WrestleMania. I've been ready for him too, however. WCW will be mine!
Vince McMahon shakes his head and looks around, as if to say "what now!?" He awaits Stephanie McMahon to come out in Cleveland, but she appears to be walking on the Titantron. It's revealed she's at the WCW Monday Nitro set at Panama City Beach, Florida. Vince is visibly confused as Steph steps into the WCW ring and takes a microphone.
Stephanie McMahon: Oh, Vince, Vince, Vince. You know, you're clever, really clever. But here I am, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, in Panama City, and there you are, in Cleveland! The weather's nice, by the way, but that's not why I'm here. Opportunity knocks, and sometimes, you have to open the door and let it in. You really are clever, Vince. However, you aren't as clever as I am. You had the audacity to wait until WrestleMania to finish the deal; you were going to make Ted Turner come to *you*? Well, Vince... While you and Shane were too busy fighting amongst yourselves, I took the initiative. The deal has been already finalized. WCW has been bought... and the name on the contract does say McMahon...
Vince's eyes begin bulging out as he can't believe what he's hearing. He shakes his head, knowing what's coming.
Stephanie McMahon: But it doesn't say Vince, or Shane... it says Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. Sorry Vince, and if you're listening, sorry Shane. Looks like the Billion Dollar Princess was just a little faster. And one more thing. I have an ace up my sleeve, Vince. I'd like to introduce to you now the newest star for WCW: TRIPLE H!!!
Vince practically dies inside as this news is killing his ego. Not only did he lose WCW, but he lost Triple H. Out comes Triple H to the WCW set with a smirk on his face as the crowd in Panama loses it. The show comes to a close as Jim Ross shouts, "WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS SUNDAY AT WRESTLEMANIA!?"
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April 1st, 2001
Houston, Texas
The Astrodome
WWF Intercontinental Championship
Chris Jericho (c) defeats William Regal
Six-Man Tag Match
Tazz & The APA defeats Right To Censor w/ Stevie Richards
WWF Hardcore Championship
Triple Threat
Kane defeats Raven (c) and The Big Show
WWF European Championship
Eddie Guerrero w/ Perry Saturn defeats Test (c)
Kurt Angle defeats Chris Benoit
WWF Women's Championship
Chyna defeats Ivory (c)
Street Fight
Special Guest Referee Mick Foley
Shane McMahon defeats Vince McMahon w/ Trish Stratus
WWF Tag Team Championship
TLC Match
Edge and Christian w/ Rhyno defeats The Dudley Boyz (c) w/ Spike Dudley and The Hardy Boyz w/ Lita
Gimmick Battle Royal
The Iron Sheik eliminates Hillbilly Jim to win
The Undertaker defeats Triple H
WWF Championship
No-Disqualification
Steve Austin defeats The Rock (c)
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April 2nd, 2001:
Vince McMahon stands in the ring with welts on his face and over his body, beaten badly from his loss to Shane McMahon at last night's WrestleMania. He's angry about what's happened in the last month and a half and he demands everyone's attention.
Vince McMahon: Laugh it up all you want, Shane. You won last night. But I still am a winner. You may have bought ECW from me, and Stephanie, my pride and joy, may have bought WCW from me, but I still own the WWF. If you two want to challenge me, all I can bid you is good luck, because you're going to have none against me. Ted Turner couldn't beat me, Paul Heyman couldn't even compete with me. What makes you think you two have a chance in hell as long as I run the show?
Vince is completely unable to get a break, as the hits keep on coming. Vince's wife and former CEO of WWE, Linda McMahon comes out and stares down Vince, who cowers in the presence of his wife.
Linda McMahon: Vince, before I start, I just want to tell you, I hate you. You got exactly what you deserved last night at the hands of our son Shane, and I admit it felt good kicking you where you had it coming. With that out of the way, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
Vince McMahon: What could possibly be any worse than what's happened to me the last month!?
Linda McMahon: You're right. What could possible be worse than getting embarrassed by the rest of your family week in and week out? That's what I've come to tell you. You see, the board of directors had a meeting this morning. They do not believe in your ability to lead after failing to secure the acquisitions of Extreme Championship Wrestling and World Championship Wrestling. Furthermore, your... degrading behavior as CEO has made them uneasy about the future of the company. So they've decided... to remove you as CEO and install someone they see as worthy of the position.
Vince McMahon covers his face in dismay as it looks to be a final act of adding insult to injury after everything he's endured the last month.
Vince McMahon: Well, who is it- Who replaced me?
Linda McMahon: Me.
Linda grins as Vince shakes his head and acknowledges what happened, slowly walking away, but being stopped.
Linda McMahon: Oh, and another thing. Stephanie and Shane have agreed to part with ECW and WCW in exchange for their continued leadership of the respective brands. They were paid handsomely, with *your* money. As such, I have an announcement to make. On April 30th, World Championship Wrestling and Extreme Championship Wrestling will be returning to your televisions. Not only that, a draft will be taking place, where every superstar on the roster will be eligible to be drafted... except for two superstars selected by each brand. In charge of ECW and WCW is Shane and Stephanie respectively... but the man in charge of the WWF is... Vince McMahon.
Vince's face lights up in surprise, looking at Linda with shock.
Linda McMahon: I'm giving you a chance to compete against your children, so I can see how they kick your ass. I would wish you good luck, but you don't deserve it.
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Let the War Begin Again
Let the War Begin Again