Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 toWife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began
unexpected child-
processes
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition,Wife 1.0installed itself into all
other programs
and now
moni! tors all other system activities.
Applications such asBachelorNights 10.3,Cricket
5.0,BeerWithBuddies
7.5, andOutings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the
system whenever
selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while
attempting to
run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back toGirlfriend 5.0
, but
the 'uninstall'
doesn't work onWife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,!
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people
complain about.
Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 5.0 toWife
1.0, thinking
that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its
Creator to
run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and
to return
toGirlfriend
5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files
from the
system once installed.
You cannot go back toGirlfriend 5.0
becauseWife 1.0 is
designed not
to allow this. (Look in
yourWife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .
I recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on
improving the
environment.
I suggest insta! lling the background
application "Yes Dear"
to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the
commandC:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before
the
system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends
to be very high
maintenance. ! Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as
Clean
2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 andDoLaundry 4.2.
However, be very
careful
how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to
launch
the program nag nag 9.5 . Once this happens,
the only way to
improve the performance of wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional
software. I
recommend dress 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install
Secretary With short skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by
Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 toWife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began
unexpected child-
processes
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition,Wife 1.0installed itself into all
other programs
and now
moni! tors all other system activities.
Applications such asBachelorNights 10.3,Cricket
5.0,BeerWithBuddies
7.5, andOutings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the
system whenever
selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while
attempting to
run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back toGirlfriend 5.0
, but
the 'uninstall'
doesn't work onWife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,!
"A Troubled User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people
complain about.
Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 5.0 toWife
1.0, thinking
that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its
Creator to
run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and
to return
toGirlfriend
5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files
from the
system once installed.
You cannot go back toGirlfriend 5.0
becauseWife 1.0 is
designed not
to allow this. (Look in
yourWife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .
I recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on
improving the
environment.
I suggest insta! lling the background
application "Yes Dear"
to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the
commandC:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before
the
system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends
to be very high
maintenance. ! Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as
Clean
2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 andDoLaundry 4.2.
However, be very
careful
how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to
launch
the program nag nag 9.5 . Once this happens,
the only way to
improve the performance of wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional
software. I
recommend dress 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install
Secretary With short skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by
Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
