The Total Divas Pipebomb

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

On rare occasion, the wrestling world has been rocked by unscripted promos that have sent shockwaves throughout its land. One such example was the pipebomb dropped by AJ on the Divas Division in the summer of 2013.

I'd like to pay tribute to it by sharing the slurs and taunts that Eva Marie and the Bella Twins sent AJ's way during her promo. I listened to it a number of times and have written out what they were saying to the best of my ability. I wasn't able to hear what some of them were saying and I couldn't lip read. Here is my attempt at a transcript. Please let me know what you think and if possible, please add what is missing or feel free to correct anything.

Also, here is a link to the video, to complete the billow of fire sent at AJ and for our enjoyment...



Nikki: Little bitch's shit!
Brie: Say it to our face!
Nikki: our face.
Brie: Say it to our face!
Brie Eva and Nikki: come say it to our face!
Nikki: say it to our face!
Brie: you're a chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
Nikki: you come down here!
Brie: please come down here!
Nikki: Hey, we're standing right here, boming and dandy! Come on!
Brie: what?!
Brie: you just skip!
Nikki: you just show off your crotch! It's all a lie! All lies!
Brie: cuz you're jealous!
Brie, Nikki, Eva: jealous, fly paper, hater!
Brie: Jealous. That's it, jealous.
Nikki: Hi!
Brie: No, you never! You'll never be as good as us, never! Just because you waited in line for filthy low tops?
Nikki: someone's on their period!
Brie: You want a fight? Bring it!

 

[Redboy123@]

Say it to your face? Wtf do you think she is doing?

 

[The Gipper]

Eva Marie: just because you stand in line to get a blow job?!

....Of all of the people to say that, really?

 

[Solid Snake]

Brie (Not Eva) says "Just because you waited in line for filthy low-tops"

Nothing about blow jobs. lol She is referencing her wearing Chuck Taylor's low-top sneakers all the time because she insulted them for wearing expensive heels.

 

[Tyler2]

As cute as AJ, she didn't say it to their face. I mean why didn't she go in the ring? Also she's making fun of them while majority of her matches were her sticking her butt out

 

[Paul Diaz-Berrio]

Brie (Not Eva) says "Just because you waited in line for filthy low-tops"

Nothing about blow jobs. lol She is referencing her wearing Chuck Taylor's low-top sneakers all the time because she insulted them for wearing expensive heels.

Thanks alot for the input. I'll make the correction. Thinking about it, I would imagine that someone would have been penalized for making a sexually lewd remark like the one I thought I heard.

I actually have trouble understanding some of what Nikki says. I played by ear when I listened to some of her taunts because of the background noise and because Brie and Eva Marie were chiming in. Parts of them I couldn't hear because the camera's recorder didn't pick it up. How much of what she said did I get right?

 

[Solid Snake]

Thanks alot for the input. I'll make the correction. Thinking about it, I would imagine that someone would have been penalized for making a sexually lewd remark like the one I thought I heard.

I actually have trouble understanding some of what Nikki says. I played by ear when I listened to some of her taunts because of the background noise and because Brie and Eva Marie were chiming in. Parts of them I couldn't hear because the camera's recorder didn't pick it up. How much of what she said did I get right?

Eva is the quietest of the three almost the entire time. I didn't listen to the whole thing, I just know blow jobs weren't mentioned lol

 

[Solid Snake]

As cute as AJ, she didn't say it to their face. I mean why didn't she go in the ring? Also she's making fun of them while majority of her matches were her sticking her butt out

You can tell she was already dating Punk at this point too. Sounds just like him with a female voice.

 

[Tyler2]

You can tell she was already dating Punk at this point too. Sounds just like him with a female voice.

As I've grown older I remembered Joey Styles cut a really good shoot promo on WWE in 2006. That was better than Punk's now that I think of it. Funny thing is he continued working there until 2016 when he insulted 3 man commentary and the Universal Title he apparently attempted suicide on a plane. Not sure if legit or kayfabe. I know Tazz referenced it on TV and Styles looked legit pissed.

 

[Solid Snake]

As I've grown older I remembered Joey Styles cut a really good shoot promo on WWE in 2006. That was better than Punk's now that I think of it. Funny thing is he continued working there until 2016 when he insulted 3 man commentary and the Universal Title he apparently attempted suicide on a plane. Not sure if legit or kayfabe. I know Tazz referenced it on TV and Styles looked legit pissed.

So Punk ripped off Joey in his promo style?

 

[Tyler2]

So Punk ripped off Joey in his promo style?

No, not really. Just saying it was a really cool shoot. But under appreciated especially in 2006 when shoot promos were still kind of in an infancy stage.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

No, not really. Just saying it was a really cool shoot. But under appreciated especially in 2006 when shoot promos were still kind of in an infancy stage.

I've never seen this before, and man, I was missing out. Amazing!

 

[Tyler2]

I've never seen this before, and man, I was missing out. Amazing!

That's awesome, lol that's how I feel about the Attitude Era. Tbh I thought WWE was going a bit downhill around summer of 06 and even started watching more TNA lol. One of the reasons I loved that promo is because I agreed with like 90% of that promo. I still remember how disgusting it was for Vince to say he was facing God

 

[Redboy123@]

Natalya is better then AJ. And Naomi tbf

 

[The Sheik]

Fuck AJ Lee.. She was cancer to the divas division back then.. The best thing they did was get rid of her.. She did nothing to benefit that division.. When she quit that was the best thing to happen to wrestling in a long time.