The Official Cesaro Facts Thread

[WarMachine1]

Since this got so popular in the Elimination Chamber LD, I thought that this was deserving of it's own thread. So here goes.

Cesaro can make a Happy Meal cry

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Cesaro pajamas

Cesaro doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Enough from me at this time.

 

[Rogue]

Hell is Cesaro shaking his head in disapproval at you for eternity.

Cesaro can make a rap video without booties and cars.

Cesaro can stop time by not breathing.

 

[Forrest OAKADA]

Cesaro can stop a bullet with one finger

Cesaro created the Universe but gave the credit to God

God Fear Cesaro.

 

[Nick]

Cesaro can make a triangle with 2 right angles

Cesaro doesn't have hair on his balls because hair doesn't grow on steel

Cesaro doesn't win he allows people to lose

 

[WarMachine1]

Cesaro can steal Christmas for the Grinch

Triple H, Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff and John Cena can bury wrestlers. But Cesaro can bury souls

UFOs don't exist. Just Cesaro searching for his next victim

Cockroaches are said to be the only thing that will survive after a nuclear bomb, nothing survives after a Cesaro swing

 

[Nero_x3]

I'd appreciate real facts than random ones trying to copy the whole Chuck Norris meme thing.

Real fact: SPOILER FTR: Cesaro swung Randy Orton 30 times at the Elimination Chamber 2014 PPV.