The motivate Xanth thread

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Give him some motivation guys. He has some important site things to do before Wrestlemania and we all know his gimmick is slacking off, so let's give him some motivation. Tag him every time.

@Xanth
@xanth is gaaayyyy

You are the best. You are my soul mate. I love you more than I love life itself. Sometimes, I wake up, and wish that I'm as productive and as talented as you are. I sometimes wish we had a dog together, just so that dog can choose you as the dominant human, to show me how much better than I you truly are. I wish we can cuddle but I know I just slow you down. I know my inferior mind has no chance of matching such a high IQ. Not only are you book smart, but you're street smart. I can't count how many times we walk down the street together and you're having a convo with those black gangsters all like "WASSUP Y'ALL, I AIN'T GOIN DOWN LIKE DAT", where as I simply don't fit in. Then you go meet those upper-class snobby white folk and be all like "Yes, I know the economy is in a state of flux right now, but inflation is on the rise and we must take advantage of such a situation". You're the best, Xanth.
 
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Can't we just hang a grilled cheese on a string in front of him? Like a donkey with a carrot.

Go Xanth go you magnificent beast.
 

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Forget this thread. The lazy fat Scottish fgt did absolutely no work and the both themes that were meant to be out on Wrestlemania day aren't close yet. Fuck Xanth.

#worstadminbyfar
#jonodoesmorethanhim
 
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