Narrator: Last time on The MisAdvenures of Detective. Luis, we find our heroes on the case of The Man of Fire. When they eventually found The Man of Fire, he revealed himself to also have the ability to control lightning.
*Vanessa speaks*
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly) Oh no super awesome detective luis what shall we do??? He also controls thund- I mean lightning as well as the element of burning. . . .
*Vanessa looks at the script writer off screen.
Vanessa York: Did you write this?
*He shrugs*
Detective Luis: I don't know what we shall do my Gorgeous Lover, but It's hard to concentrate with his constant talking.
The Man of FAL: I know that when I defeat you it's going to be HUGE.
Detective Luis: Wait, My lover I have an idea.
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa: I'm not your lover.
Detective Luis: Give me your belt.
Gorgeous Vanessa: What? Why?
Detective Luis: I will tie it with my belt and make a lasso then I will use it to ensnare that monster.
Gorgeous Vanessa: But you don't have a belt.
Detective Luis: Not yet. . . . .
*Luis winks at the camera*
Detective Luis: It'll work just trust me.
*Vanessa hands over the belt to Luis*
Detective Luis: Take this you orange bastard!
The Man of FAL: It's just a tan.
*Luis whips the belt at The Man of FAL but Luis's plan falters at it gets shot out of the air with Lightning*
Detective Luis: Damn it, I thought it would work.
*He hands the belt back to Vanessa*
Detective Luis: Here's your belt back but careful with it, it's all sparky from the. . . .uh . . .um. . . . . . . . . .
*Vanessa whispers to him*
Vanessa York: From the Ligh-
Detective Luis: FROM THE LIGHTNING!
*Vanessa grabs the sparky belt and puts it on*
Detective Luis: Hey, that sparky belt looks great on you.
Vanessa York: I think they get it Luis.
*The Man of FAL yells out*
The Man of FAL: I've had enough of your foolishness, you're starting to remind me of China!
Detective Luis: Welp, I'm out of Ideas. You?
Gorgeous Vanessa: Nope. We're boned.
Boned Detective Luis: When I die can you scatter my ashes in Lake Titicaca?
Boned Gorgeous Vanessa: Love to but I'll be dead too.
Boned Detective Luis: Oh yeah.
*The two begin shaking with fear*
Boned Luis and Vanessa: HEEEEAAAALLLLPPPP!!
*The Man of FAL laughs*
The Man of FAL: No, one can save you now. Not even Russian hackers.
*Suddenly a sound is heard from the rafters of the Mansion*
???: Leave them alone you fiend.
*A mysterious figure descends from the rafters in a slow, menacingly fashion. . . . . until the rope holding him snaps and he falls face first to the floor*
???(muffled by the floor): Don't worry I'll save you. . . . .
*Trump- I mean The Man of FAL is flabber gasted at what just happened.*
The Man of FAL: Who are you and why are you here?
*The man stands up and reveals himself to be in a superhero costume with a giant D on the cape*
Detective Luis: (GASPS) IT'S. . .
Gorgeous Vanessa: it's. . .
Narrator: It's. . .
*It's*
???: It is I, The Colt J.J (played by Danny Devito whose size was hidden by darkness but now, not so much)
*A collective sigh of disappointment echoes throughout the Mansion, Luis notices the giant D on his back*
Detective Luis: Hey Dolt, You know who else like's giant Ds like the one on your cape?
The Colt J.J: Giant D? Aw I told them giant C.
*Luis looks at Vanessa.
Gorgeous Vanessa: I swear if you say what I think you're going to say, The Man of Fire will be the least of your worries.
Detective Luis: Nevermind.
*The Colt turns his attention to The Man of FAL*
The Colt J.J: It's over for yo-
*Before he can finish he gets blasted into the floor of the Mansion by The Man of FAL's powers which creates a giant, lengthy hole. He begins to laugh uncontrollably, the laughter causes a lightbulb to go off in Luis's head*
Detective Luis: Wait, I have an idea.
Gorgeous Vanessa: Make it quick, while he's distracted from laughing. I need a new agent.
*Detective Luis pulls out his phone and starts googling*
Detective Luis: I hope this works. . . . . . HEY FIRE MAN LOOK AT THIS!
*The Man of FAL turns around to see Luis holding out his phone towards him*
The Man of FAL: No, no NO!
*Luis walks closer*
Detective Luis: I know your one weakness.
*The power of whatever is on Luis's phone continues to push The Man of FAL back*
Detective Luis: Something you can't stand.
*The Man of FAL keeps getting pushed back until he's teetering on the hole he created*
Detective Luis: Rosie O' Donnell.
*Those words were enough to send The Man of FAL careening into the deep hole.*
The Man of FAL: NOOOOOOOOOO!
*He falls down into the hole and lands on top of The defeated The Colt*
Detective Luis: It worked!
Gorgeous Vanessa: How'd you know it would work?
Detective Luis: Elementary, my dear lover. You see, It all started when-
Narrator: Will Luis finish his explanation? Can Vanessa's ears stand it?? And will The Colt be able to get out of the hole??? Find out next time on The misadventures of Detective Luis!
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