*The camera fades onto a mansion, a title card appears; it is read aloud by a narrator.*
Narrator: THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING.
*Thunder Roars and Flames engulf the title card"
Narrator: Starring Luis Alvarado
*A picture of Luis appears*
Narrator: As the strapping young detective.
*The picture burns away"
Narrator: Also starring, Vanessa York.
*Thunder strikes and a picture of Vanessa Appears*
Narrator: As the detective's gorgeous lover.
*Vanessa can be heard in the background*
Vanessa York: Wait, what?!
Narrator: And The Man of Fire and Lightning will be played by the 45th President of the United States Donald Trump.
*A picture appears of Donald Trump"
Man of Fire: You're Fired.
*The picture bursts into flames as the camera goes through the mansion doors and we see Luis And Vanessa already investigating*
Detective Luis: Vanessa, there must be some clues here on how to defeat the Man of Fire.
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly) oh no we must find them my most handsome detective.
Detective Luis: Indeed we must or there will be no hope for us.
*Thunder roars and a loud banging noise is heard in the mansion*
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly) did you hear that you amazingly perfect and super handsome detective. . . . .
*Vanessa looks off screen at the director*
Vanessa York: Really?
*The director shrugs*
Detective Luis: Yes I hear it, and it seems to be coming down THAT hallway
*Luis points at the wrong hallway before choosing the right one*
Detective Luis: I mean that Hallway
*A lousy smoke effect goes off*
Man of Fire: Haha it is me the Fire Man.(Director: Man of Fire) I mean Man of Fire.
*The Man of Fire walks into frame holding his script"
Man of Fire: You will never find my weakness hahahaha
*He begins to laugh stiltedly while glancing at his script*
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly)oh no what ever shall we do.
*The camera zooms in on Luis's face*
Detective Luis: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
*The Camera zooms in closer*
Detective Luis: HMMMMMMMMM
*The camera zooms in ever so close*
Detective Luis:HMMMM-*whispers at the director* LIne? (Director: I got it) I'VE BOT IT!
Detective Luis: You are made of Fire Right?
Man Of Fire: Are you stupi-- I mean YES I AM.
Detective Luis: That must mean you are weak to water!
*Luis goes off-set and grabs an interns water bottle*
Detective Luis: BE GONE VILE BEAST!
*Luis throws the bottle at the Man of Fire and nothing happens*
Detective Luis: Why aren't you dying Man of Fire, since fire is weak to water you should be dead?
Man of Fire: HAHA, Jokes on you Detective for I am also made out of Lightning. Water has no effect on me.
*Thunder crashes*
Gorgeous Vanessa: the man on fire is also made out of lightning. . . . . . . . . . .shocking.
Detective Luis: Yes my gorgeous lover, I guess you could say he's
*Luis looks directly into the camera*
Detective Luis: FireShocking.
*Electricity and Fire consume the screen*
Narrator: Will the Man of Fire and Lightning defeat our Heroes?? Will Gorgeous Lover Vanessa be more than a Lover?? Will Detective Luis be able to apprehend this flaming man??? Find out next week for the thrilling conclusion of THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING
Narrator: THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING.
*Thunder Roars and Flames engulf the title card"
Narrator: Starring Luis Alvarado
*A picture of Luis appears*
Narrator: As the strapping young detective.
*The picture burns away"
Narrator: Also starring, Vanessa York.
*Thunder strikes and a picture of Vanessa Appears*
Narrator: As the detective's gorgeous lover.
*Vanessa can be heard in the background*
Vanessa York: Wait, what?!
Narrator: And The Man of Fire and Lightning will be played by the 45th President of the United States Donald Trump.
*A picture appears of Donald Trump"
Man of Fire: You're Fired.
*The picture bursts into flames as the camera goes through the mansion doors and we see Luis And Vanessa already investigating*
Detective Luis: Vanessa, there must be some clues here on how to defeat the Man of Fire.
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly) oh no we must find them my most handsome detective.
Detective Luis: Indeed we must or there will be no hope for us.
*Thunder roars and a loud banging noise is heard in the mansion*
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly) did you hear that you amazingly perfect and super handsome detective. . . . .
*Vanessa looks off screen at the director*
Vanessa York: Really?
*The director shrugs*
Detective Luis: Yes I hear it, and it seems to be coming down THAT hallway
*Luis points at the wrong hallway before choosing the right one*
Detective Luis: I mean that Hallway
*A lousy smoke effect goes off*
Man of Fire: Haha it is me the Fire Man.(Director: Man of Fire) I mean Man of Fire.
*The Man of Fire walks into frame holding his script"
Man of Fire: You will never find my weakness hahahaha
*He begins to laugh stiltedly while glancing at his script*
Gorgeous Lover Vanessa(Woodenly)oh no what ever shall we do.
*The camera zooms in on Luis's face*
Detective Luis: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
*The Camera zooms in closer*
Detective Luis: HMMMMMMMMM
*The camera zooms in ever so close*
Detective Luis:HMMMM-*whispers at the director* LIne? (Director: I got it) I'VE BOT IT!
Detective Luis: You are made of Fire Right?
Man Of Fire: Are you stupi-- I mean YES I AM.
Detective Luis: That must mean you are weak to water!
*Luis goes off-set and grabs an interns water bottle*
Detective Luis: BE GONE VILE BEAST!
*Luis throws the bottle at the Man of Fire and nothing happens*
Detective Luis: Why aren't you dying Man of Fire, since fire is weak to water you should be dead?
Man of Fire: HAHA, Jokes on you Detective for I am also made out of Lightning. Water has no effect on me.
*Thunder crashes*
Gorgeous Vanessa: the man on fire is also made out of lightning. . . . . . . . . . .shocking.
Detective Luis: Yes my gorgeous lover, I guess you could say he's
*Luis looks directly into the camera*
Detective Luis: FireShocking.
*Electricity and Fire consume the screen*
Narrator: Will the Man of Fire and Lightning defeat our Heroes?? Will Gorgeous Lover Vanessa be more than a Lover?? Will Detective Luis be able to apprehend this flaming man??? Find out next week for the thrilling conclusion of THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING
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