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What do you call a virgin indian?
A 6 year old who can run faster than her uncle
Why do black people like basketball?
Because it involves stealin, shooting and running.
^ lol, cruel but funny!
A 6 year old who can run faster than her uncle
Why do black people like basketball?
Because it involves stealin, shooting and running.
^ lol, cruel but funny!
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The following jokes are sexist, please don't judge my personality based on these jokes.
Q: What do you know you have done wrong when your wife comes from the kitchen to nag at you?
A: Made her chain too long.
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What is a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
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How are women like parking spaces?
The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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10 minutes left, Aliens are about to blow up the Earth, a group of people are eating their last meal together. The only women of the group says "Is there one more chance for me to be a real women" One of the men takes off his shirt and replies "Sure love, iron this"
Q: What do you know you have done wrong when your wife comes from the kitchen to nag at you?
A: Made her chain too long.
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What is a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
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How are women like parking spaces?
The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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10 minutes left, Aliens are about to blow up the Earth, a group of people are eating their last meal together. The only women of the group says "Is there one more chance for me to be a real women" One of the men takes off his shirt and replies "Sure love, iron this"
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I dont mean to be cruel in anyway, it's just I joke I just heard now
Mongo is a little Zambian Orphan who walks 5 miles to school everyday, with your help of just a 2$ donation each month we can by a whip and make the lazy cunt run!
Mongo is a little Zambian Orphan who walks 5 miles to school everyday, with your help of just a 2$ donation each month we can by a whip and make the lazy cunt run!
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A blonde walks into a hardware shop and asks the manager "can i have that TV there."
he says "Sorry, i dont serve blondes"
She goes and dies the tips of her hair and comes back, and asks ""can i have that TV there.",
manager says: "sorry, don't serve blondes"
She dies all of her hair blonde and walks into the shop and says "can i have that TV there"
The manager says "no, i don't serve blondes."
She says "I died my hair and everything, how do you know im a blonde?"
He says "Thats not a tv its a microwave.
he says "Sorry, i dont serve blondes"
She goes and dies the tips of her hair and comes back, and asks ""can i have that TV there.",
manager says: "sorry, don't serve blondes"
She dies all of her hair blonde and walks into the shop and says "can i have that TV there"
The manager says "no, i don't serve blondes."
She says "I died my hair and everything, how do you know im a blonde?"
He says "Thats not a tv its a microwave.