The Internet depreciation thread

[Rell]

Anyone remember wrestling before the internet? Obviously, the internet has pretty much been around since we were younger, unless like Kaedon, you were born 400 BC. I'm talking about wrestling before you were an avid internet browser. The times when you wanted to believe wrestling was real, though you knew in your heart it was fake. A time when big debuts and returns actually shocked you. Before you'd ever heard words like "Kayfabe", "Heat", and "Push". A time where spoilers were non-existent, at least in your world. The times where we still had our innocence.

I didn't become an avid user until about 03/04. Of course I had used the internet before that, but it didn't really interest me. I wasn't a member of forums, and I usually used the net for cheat codes. As I started to use the internet more often, I started visiting wrestling news sites, and it all seemed to go downhill from there. I never thought anything of it, I actually thought I grew out of wrestling. I'm now starting to realize, the internet is the one to blame. Before then, I was a religious watcher, now I watch wrestling sometimes months apart. If it weren't for a few indy promotions, the shoutbox, and spam/sports sections, I probably wouldn't be on this site anymore.

I say that to say this...FUCK YOU INTERNET. You piece of shit! You destroy lives, marriages, record sells, and happiness. Suck my e-dick!

:gun_rifle: Internet

 

[Soulpower]

I'll admit it.... ITS TORRIE WILSON'S FAULT!!!

I was looking for her Playboy pics (For research, and stuff >_>) and I found them on Wrestlezone, if I'm not mistaken. One of the headlines caught my eye and that was the start of me going to Wrestling NEWZ Sites.

Also.. The Internet killed my father, and raped my mother. FUCK YOU INTERNET!!

 

[Wrestling Station]

^photoshoped imo!

 

[the dark knight]

fuck you rell. this is the message i've been trying to say since i starting posting properly *waits for another guy to make another thread about*.....*waits for himself to post there the same exact thing*

its trish startus' fault here. mostly wwe's fault though. its them who keep saying "log on to wwe.com"

 

[Mr. Mat]

the only reason i got the internet was to download a will smith album now the internet wont leave my house

 

[The Leviathan]

Well the first time I use Internet is when my aunt introduced me Yahoo.com during 2000. Then I started looking of any pictures from different sites, I also remember WWF.com that time and it looks crap to me...