The Fresh Chris of Hell Queer

[Angryphilip2]

"The Fresh Chris of Hell Queer"

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.

In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

ok this one is funny damit, now laugh....

 

[The Outkast Kid]

CHOCOLATE RAIN

:roflmao: Now if someone would sing that to the tune. WOULD MAKE IT SOO MUCH BETTER..

Why isnt capping allowed in HIAT


BULLSHIT

OH BTW

CHOCOLATE RAIN

 

[MIZ]

That wasnt funny at all... Hoo Rah!

 

[Angryphilip2]

it was fucking hilarious thats what it was....

 

[The Outkast Kid]

CHOCOLATE RAIN

Yes it was Hilarious. I just want someone to sing it. It is sick...but so funny

 

[Great One]

ROFLLLLLL, ok now that was funny, but maybe because I love Fresh Prince of Bel-Air so much and that was pretty much perfect, haha.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Hilarious.....lol....congrats

 

[wwe_fanatic]

Funny Shit!

Someone record it! NOW!