Exodus Awards. 6th October 2016. A couple of thousand people are there. No big deal as the lonely video starts to play on screen with moments of the past year. These include The reunion of the K.O.W, Lukey vs Jay Sparks, Blake's rise to the top, Amazing H vs Des Pierson and of course, the retirements of Caleb Hayes and The Amazing H. But as the video fades on the final image of Jet Starr raising the World title high above his head. As the screen returns to black, there is a sudden light to the stage as Soldiers stand silently in a row for a unknown reason before the screen above the titron shows Reagmaster heavily drinking in a bar.
Reagmaster: Ugh....I have nothing to do for the next two months. I can't even interview anyone! This is so boring!
Reagmaster then notices someone called The British Kid walk into the bar, hopping all over the place like normal before he sees Reagmaster staring at him with confusion so BK runs over and jumps onto the seat next to him
BK: Heyo!
Reagmaster: Oh for fucks sake...Well atleast I have some entertainment while I'm here so Kid, give me your best shot
Kid smiles at the challenge but then realises Reagmaster was being slightly sarcastic and looks a bit down but he says something to Reagmaster that sparks his attention
Kid: You do know that you're supposed to be hostingo thato awardo show.
Reagmaster: Do I? Ah, fuck I can't be bothered.
Kid looks at the disheartened master then offers some courage to Master
Kid: Gosho, it disturbos me to seeo you, Mastero. Looking so downo in the dumpo. Every guyo here'd love to be you, mastero. Eveno when taking youro lumpos.
Reagmaster realises where this is going...
BK: There's no mano in towno as admiredo as you. You're ev'ryone's favourito guy, ev'ryone's awedo and inspiredo byo you. And it's noto veryo hard to seeo whyo
Reagmaster smirks as he looks directly at the camera and the soldiers suddenly start to sing
Soldiers: No one's slick as Master, No one's quick as Master, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Master. For there's no man in town half as manly, Perfect, a pure paragon, You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
On the screen Master walks out of view as BK looks on, smiling with the biggest grin that he has ever had as the soldiers continue
Soldiers: No one's been like master, a king pin like master. No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Master.
Masters voice can be heard saying "As a speciem, yes, I'm quite intimidating now that I think about it."
Soldiers: No one fights like Master, douses lights like Master. In a wrestling match nobody bites like Master
Master: Woah, woah, woah! Stop!
Master walks out to a thunderous reaction from the crowd. But Master doesn't give a shit as he looks at the soldiers with confusion
Master: I never said anything about a normal wrestling match! I could beat someone in a matchtype of my choosing but come on! You people are trying to get me killed! Jeez.
The soldiers slowly start to march to the back as Master walks to the podium and starts the speech
Master: Ladies and Gentleman, my name is The Reagmaster and this is Exodus's Awards show! And Fuck you, I'm still a bad guy!
The cheers turn to jeers as the crowd turn against the best interviewer and that fucking includes whoever was this's promotions interview who I have forgot the name about
Reagmaster: Anyway I could gloat about myself all day and about the fact that might have been the best opening to a awards show, you have ever seen! But I won't because I'm a nice guy, kinda. So let's get to the first award of rivalry of the year. Now there have been many feuds over the years, Amazing H vs Muuftah and that might be the only one I can remember...Oops. Anyway so if you weren't aware, a fued consists of 2 more or people who hate each other, despise each other and will take the risks nessarily to make sure that the other people get up the next day with a major headache. And I feel, watching this promotion for the last year. The bars have been raised for how much a person can go to hurt someone else. And these two were the main ones helping that "development" Let's say so let me introduce the winner of the Rivalry of the year award!
Master claps as he gets ready to present the award.
Reagmaster: Ugh....I have nothing to do for the next two months. I can't even interview anyone! This is so boring!
Reagmaster then notices someone called The British Kid walk into the bar, hopping all over the place like normal before he sees Reagmaster staring at him with confusion so BK runs over and jumps onto the seat next to him
BK: Heyo!
Reagmaster: Oh for fucks sake...Well atleast I have some entertainment while I'm here so Kid, give me your best shot
Kid smiles at the challenge but then realises Reagmaster was being slightly sarcastic and looks a bit down but he says something to Reagmaster that sparks his attention
Kid: You do know that you're supposed to be hostingo thato awardo show.
Reagmaster: Do I? Ah, fuck I can't be bothered.
Kid looks at the disheartened master then offers some courage to Master
Kid: Gosho, it disturbos me to seeo you, Mastero. Looking so downo in the dumpo. Every guyo here'd love to be you, mastero. Eveno when taking youro lumpos.
Reagmaster realises where this is going...
BK: There's no mano in towno as admiredo as you. You're ev'ryone's favourito guy, ev'ryone's awedo and inspiredo byo you. And it's noto veryo hard to seeo whyo
Reagmaster smirks as he looks directly at the camera and the soldiers suddenly start to sing
Soldiers: No one's slick as Master, No one's quick as Master, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Master. For there's no man in town half as manly, Perfect, a pure paragon, You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
On the screen Master walks out of view as BK looks on, smiling with the biggest grin that he has ever had as the soldiers continue
Soldiers: No one's been like master, a king pin like master. No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Master.
Masters voice can be heard saying "As a speciem, yes, I'm quite intimidating now that I think about it."
Soldiers: No one fights like Master, douses lights like Master. In a wrestling match nobody bites like Master
Master: Woah, woah, woah! Stop!
Master walks out to a thunderous reaction from the crowd. But Master doesn't give a shit as he looks at the soldiers with confusion
Master: I never said anything about a normal wrestling match! I could beat someone in a matchtype of my choosing but come on! You people are trying to get me killed! Jeez.
The soldiers slowly start to march to the back as Master walks to the podium and starts the speech
Master: Ladies and Gentleman, my name is The Reagmaster and this is Exodus's Awards show! And Fuck you, I'm still a bad guy!
The cheers turn to jeers as the crowd turn against the best interviewer and that fucking includes whoever was this's promotions interview who I have forgot the name about
Reagmaster: Anyway I could gloat about myself all day and about the fact that might have been the best opening to a awards show, you have ever seen! But I won't because I'm a nice guy, kinda. So let's get to the first award of rivalry of the year. Now there have been many feuds over the years, Amazing H vs Muuftah and that might be the only one I can remember...Oops. Anyway so if you weren't aware, a fued consists of 2 more or people who hate each other, despise each other and will take the risks nessarily to make sure that the other people get up the next day with a major headache. And I feel, watching this promotion for the last year. The bars have been raised for how much a person can go to hurt someone else. And these two were the main ones helping that "development" Let's say so let me introduce the winner of the Rivalry of the year award!
Master: Jay Sparks vs Lukey! And now acccepting the award...I don't know. They didn't tell me if Jay Sparks was coming back for this one night just to accept the award so I'm slightly confused. But either Lukey or Sparky, come on out and gain your reward! @LukeTheGreatFTW @SupaHeeroh
Master claps as he gets ready to present the award.
