The C-O-N.....spiracy Thread!

[Hidden Blaze]

I made a wrestling one, but honestly I gave up on that one(Tho they can be merged if someone wants to merge them...just in case I come up with some good wrestling ones later on.)

BUT WE GOT A NEW Conspiracy a foot!

Our fell member @Raidokken ordered something, that came via Fed Ex and some how the tracking number was posted in the chatbox just a bit early today. Me, being the great and super detective I am had to get on the case! After some research and digging for hours and hours on end, days even! I have found out what happened.

Now this info I'm about to give you all, you can't share it with anyone. But the truth is.



IT WAS BIG FOOT! Big Foot did it, because he's trying to get in contact with @El Kifeyye about the porn he's been asking for. That porn is in the Fed Ex Package, and he wanted KIF to be able to find the location of said package to get the Big Foot Porn. Why not just send it to KIF directly you ask? Well, he wanted to make an adventure out of it for KIF, and to see if KIF could crack the code. But see, Big Foot forgot that the best detective in the world is always going to be on the case. So there you have it folks, Big Foot sent porn to Raid in a package that also had the office supplies that were needed, and hacked Raid to post the tracking number for KIF to get it and find the porn.



You're all welcome.

 

[RDK]

It's one of the most unbelievable things i've read but I don't think there can be any other explanation.

Nice work, detective.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

I fucking knew it.

 

[Deezy]

It was Tony's Khan's father.

Covering up his ties to the terrorist group Isis-ted suicide lovers.

A Khan-spiracy if you will.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

It was Tony's Khan's father.

Covering up his ties to the terrorist group Isis-ted suicide lovers.

A Khan-spiracy if you will.

When do we get the swerve that it was Vince Russo wearing a Shahid Khan mask?

 

[Chris]

When do we get the swerve that it was Vince Russo wearing a Shahid Khan mask?

Russo to reveal Blaze was actually Bigfoot this whole time.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Russo to reveal Blaze was actually Bigfoot this whole time.

The Swerve to end all swerves.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Raid send me this fuckin' Big Foot porn or at least upload it. You got 24 hours.

 

[Petty]

The real conspiracy theory should be if @Blaze was big foot then who was he fucking that @El Kifeyye wanted to see so bad?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I would love it if Blaze turned out to be a Big Foot.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Plot twist when @El Kifeyye had known all along I'm Big Foot, which is why he fought for me to get the mod spot.

 

[Petty]

Nah

 

[Kiffy Lube]

What if you're the Big Foot, GFK?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

We got another c-o-n...spiracy

Today when me and @Halfway Human was playing Rocket League. I noticed something about our teammate.

As @Chris pointed out, this just proves that without a shadow of a doubt. @Sabretooth is an AI! We should’ve known this whole time ol Sabe was a bot. Now we can no longer deny the fact of this. Hopefully he comes clean with letting us know he in fact isn’t real, but a bot here to collect our information to sell to the highest bidder. You been caught son!

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The Coronavirus is a conspiracy created by Uncle Kracker, so he didn't have to do his show in Macon and sing the X-Factor Theme. He's so good he had this shit planned out before I even asked.