Kayfabe The Audition

[Hybrid]

Luis Alvarado: NEXT!
*Luis shouts at two double doors, after a few moments a pasty nerd comes through and stands in front of Luis.*
Luis Alvarado: State your name?
Pasty Nerd: (gulps)Greg. . . .sir.
Luis Alvarado: Sir? I like it, so why do you deserve to be my bodyguard?
Nerd Greg: To show my strength and protect the ones I love.
Luis Alvarado: You love me?
Nerd Greg: In a way I suppose.
Luis Alvarado:. . . . .NEXT!
*Greg walks away head hung in disappointment*
Luis Alvarado: If he loved me he wouldn't have came.


*Hours pass as many people audition*
BodyBuilder: I can save the world, look at these muscles!
Luis Alvarado: Can you touch your face?
*The Bodybuilder reaches for his face but can't quite seem to touch it*
Luis Alvarado: If you can't even scratch your nose how can you guard my body? NEXT!
*More time passes*
Luis Alvarado: Goodness, so many failures and there's only. . .
*Luis takes a look at his clipboard*
Luis Alvarado: . . . one left. Hopefully, the best was saved for last.
*Luis looks towards the doors*
Luis Alvarado: NEXT!
*A man sporting some green hair walks in and stands in front of Luis but not too close*


Luis Alvarado: Hey, I know you. You're that Zayne person, right?
*He shakes his head sheepishly*
Luis Alvarado: Yeah, I remember you. . . . . .NEXT!
*Emmerson walks away through the double doors*
Luis Alvarado: Sheesh, that guy gives me weird vibes.
*A few minutes pass*


Luis Alvarado: Every single one where failures, are my standards too high?? No, that's impossible.
*Luis sits back in his chair and looks up at the ceiling*
Luis Alvarado: I need a bodyguard, someone who can protect my lusciousness.
*Luis hears something that catches his ear, he looks at where the sounds coming from and sees that it's two big strong men with hefty footsteps*
Luis Alvarado: They're perfect.
*Luis makes his way to the towering individuals and taps one on the shoulder*
Luis Alvarado: How much would it cost to acquire your services?
BodyGuard 1: More than you have.
Luis Alvarado: Trust me, I have enough.
*BodyGuard 2 looks down at Luis*
BodyGuard 2: No, you don't.

*Luis looking incredibly frustrated*
Luis Alvarado: Can you at least tell me who hired you?
*Suddenly two hands appear in between the two wall-like men and parts them like the red sea*


@SupaHeeroh

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*... And out steps Minho.*

Minho: Well, what do we have here? The former Intercontinental Champion Luis Alvarado in the flesh! What was that that I just heard? Are you trying to buy out by bodyguards? Luis... I respect you. I have been watching you for months and honestly, I think we're pretty similar. But poaching my men? Naha, that isn't going to happen...

*Minho turns to one of the men and whispers in his ear. The guard nods.*

Minho: Listen, we have a match together anyway. I'm sure that just for tonight we can "share". I'm reasonable, Graham here can escort you to and from the ring. How does that sound?​

 

[Hybrid]

Luis Alvarado: Sharing is caring, but I want him
*Points to one of the bodyguards*
Luis Alvarado: as my own. Since from what I can see, he does a fine job of protecting you but I feel like he would do a better job guarding me.
*Luis begins patting the bodyguard's shoulder who shoots him a stare which causes Luis to stop*
Luis Alvarado: And he would certainly be paid better.

*Luis looks back at Minho*
Luis Alvarado: So what do ya say you just give him to me and we both will be equally safe forever, instead of just for one night?

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho chuckles.*

Minho: Luis... Come on... Why would I just give up one of these guys for no reason? They're here for me. I paid for them, they're loyal, they're protecting, and, as well as being a great bodyguard, Michael here is also a great chef.

*Minho pats one of the two guards on the chest.*

Minho: There's been plenty of times where I've stayed in some strange and dingy hotels over the years and Michael has been making miracle meals out of nothing. I don't know how he does it, but I appreciate it. So again, they aren't for sale.​

 

[Hybrid]

Luis Alvarado: Come on, be a pal. Just give me the other one, it doesn't have to be Michael.
Michael: We aren't toys.
Luis Alvarado: I know but I want to feel secure in my being like Min over here.

*Luis turns his attention back to Minho*
Luis Alvarado: So, what do I have to do to have one of these?

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho thinks for a second.*

Minho: I’ll tell you what... Actually, no! What am I doing?! These are my guys. Acquiring them was a long and tedious task. Back when I was starting my career of fame, these two men, along with another, were handpicked for me. Handpicked! They had everything I needed, cooking skills, security skills, height, and intimidation factor. Do you know how scary it is seeing tall white men in Korea? Very! Very scary. They’ve been with me ever since and lived a good life. They get paid well, they always have the same expensive meals as me and they follow me around the world... You aren’t getting one of them just because you asked. That’s not how this works.

*Minho looks around.*

Minho: And yeah, I said that right, there’s usually three. Les is feeling a little under the weather today. Is that the saying? Under the weather? Anyway, I gave him the day off because that’s just the type of guy I am. I’m respectful. I care about the people who mean a lot to me. So again, you’re out of luck. Go find some other big men.

*Minho begins walking away.*​

 

[Hybrid]

*Luis jumps in front of Minho to try and stop him from leaving*
Luis Alvarado: I should mean a lot to you hell, I should mean a lot to everybody!
*Luis throws his hands into the air as his voice echoes throughout the room. Luis then turns his attention back to Minho before trying to bargain with him*
Luis Alvarado: Look, I'll even take the malfunctioning one the Les one. Honestly, I'd probably feel safer with him anyway. He'd be like a walking chemical weapon; Anytime a would-be attacker would come at me the Les guy would sneeze at him causing little bacterial bodyguards to wipe out the foe and make him ill to also go along with the beating he would receive.
*One of the Bodyguards grab Luis and sets him aside so that Minho could continue to walk away*


Luis Alvarado: Venga. Can you even tell me where you get them?!?
*Luis starts running towards Minho but is met with Michael's hand forcing Luis to stop. Luis tries going around the barrel-chested Michael but is once again stopped by him*
Luis Alvarado: Don't be a culo man, let me talk to the guy.
*Luis runs to the other side of him but it's of no use, he even tries to trick Michael.*
Luis Alvarado: You know what forget this, I don't need a bodyguard anyway. I can guard myself I'm tougher than you guys combined.
*Luis turns to walk away before immediately turning back, hoping to catch the bodyguard off guard. . . . . . it too fails. No matter what Luis does Michael isn't letting him pass. That is until Luis came up with a brilliant plan*
Luis Alvarado: Hey Michael, can I ask you something?
Michael: What?
*Luis proceeds to lift his knee into the crotch of Michael*
Luis Alvarado: Nevermind, just remembered.
*Luis begins running to catch up to Minho as Michael falls to the floor clutching is groin*


Luis Alvarado: Where is this guy?
*After a few minutes Luis finally catches up to Minho*
Luis Alvarado: (catching his breath) Did you get Michael half-off? He wasn't even wearing a cup,
*Luis composes himself*
Luis Alvarado: but I'd still take him if he's available. And by the looks of things and the fact that he isn't here
*Luis looks around to make sure the coast is clear*
Luis Alvarado: he should be. So what do you say?

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho is furious.*

Minho: You injure my men then still expect one of them as a gift?!

*Minho composes himself.*

Minho: You know what? Fine! Here's the deal. If we go out there and win, you can have one of my bodyguards... For ONE week. But, if we lose and you get pinned. Hyung, I get to pick your entrance music next week. That's the deal. So what do YOU say?​

 

[Hybrid]

Luis Alvarado: I'll accept only if I get to pick your music as well. Just in case you happened to get pinned.
*Luis puts his hand out*
Luis Alvarado: Deal?

 

[SupaHeeroh]

*Minho shakes his head.*

Minho: You know, you're a hard man to bargain with. You do realise i'm the one doing the favour here, right?

*Minho looks at Luis, who is still holding his hand out waiting.*

Minho: Fine. Whatever...

*Minho shakes his hand.*

Minho: You happy now? Come on Graham, lets find Michael...

*Minho and Graham walk away.*​