(Redneck by lamb of God plays as the Friday Night Riots video package plays)
Randy Rivers- This is 'Double R' Randy Rivers here to welcome you to the very first episode of Friday Night Riots. Now lets will had it off to the two men that call all the action Mike Jacks and Jim Belts.
Mike Jacks- Thanks Randy and here we are on SWA Friday Night Riots. Tonights it to be a big one. We will have a Intercontinntal title match between Carlito and Rob Van Damn.
Michaels Hayes- And I have just been told that General Manager Reiko Angelis on his way out here right now to inform us about the ownership of the SWA Heavyweight Championship.
Jill Poter- Making his way to the ring, the General Manager of Riots, Reiko Angel
(Angels video plays on the titantron and he walks down the ramp and get into the ring. Ring announcer Jill Poter hand s him a mic.)
Reiko Angel- I know none of you know who I am so let me tell you who I am first. I am the General Manager and the one in charge here on Friday nights damn it. So whatever I say goes. And I know you all want to know who the SWA Champion is, so let me tell you what I have in mind. I could just give it to our number one draft pick, Randy orton. Or number five, Kurt Angle, but that will not happen. Nothing will just be handed out here on Riots, you have to earn it. So starting tonight we will begin a gold rush tournament. Two matches tonight, two next week. After that it will be a fatal four way at Hardcore Hell with the SWA Heavyweight title on the line.
(The crowd then cheers as then like the idea by the GM)
Hayes- Wow, what an idea
Angel- Tonight it will be Randy Orton versus Samoa Joe and John Cena versus Bobby Lashley. Next Week, Edge versus Sting, and Chris Jericho versus Kurt Angle.
(Angel dropped the mic and walked up the ramp and back to his office.)
Intercontinental Title Match
Rob Van Damn Vs. Carlito
("I spit in the face of people that don't want to be cool." Then Cralito's music plays as we walks to the ring with apple inhand)
Hayes- I have one question for you Jacks. Do you think this Carlito is all that cool. He says he is, but do you think he is?
Jacks- Well I don't think it is cool to spit a chewed up apple in the face of you competitor. But as an athlete I have to give Carlito credit were creedit is due.
(Eplosions come of the titantron and RVD's music hit as he acends the ramp down to the ring. He then spins around with arms raised and taunts "R...V...D")
Jacks- Now this man, I think he is cool. This is Mr. PPV, Mr. Friday Night. He is was the word extreme really means.
Belts- Wow, wow, wow! calm down there. If I didn't know better I would think you have a crush on this guy there. But I know you are not that way. Right?
(After Rob Van Dam has taken a good lead on Carlito)
Hayes- We have a great match going here for the title
Jacks- Yes we do, RVD has taken a strong start to this match nailing Carlito with one kick after another.
Hayes- Those kicks by Van Dam are almost as bad as Taijiri
Jacks- So this match has had Rob in the lead and loking like the new champ this whole time. Now lets get back to the match.
RVD then went to kick carlito in the face. He duckted so RVD swept his feet out from under him. But Carlito hopped right up, ran at Van Dam and gave him a Kneckbreaker. He then punched RVd in the face five times while he was on the mat. Carlito just stood there as he let RVD get up. Rob then ran at him and tried to go for a clothes line when Carlito ducked. As RVD turned around Carlito nailed him with astraight right hand to the face sne RVD to the mat.
Jack- What a shot!
Hayes- Pish posh
With woring on RVD's head he picked Rob up and then gave him one of the hardest DDTs I have seen in a long time, drilling Robs head onto the mat. He lifted Rob off the match his his finisher the Overdrive and then went for the pin, "1...2.." and RVD kicked out and about two and three quarters.
Hayes- Woo, that was a close one.
Jacks- Yeah it was, and I still think you are rooting for Van Dam to win this thing.
Carlito then began to argue with the ref on the he was counting slow. It allowed RVD to ge up but he got up with his back turned to Carlito and Carlito grabbed his head and lock in a Bulldog. Carlito then picked Van Damn back up and hit him once again with the Overdrive and then went for the pin,"1...2...3"
Poter- Here is your winner and the new SWA Intercontinental Champion, Carlito.
(Carlito then got his IC title and walked up the ramp and backstage)
--Commercial Break--
River- Double R here and I have cought up with the new Intercontinental Champion, Carlito. Carlito how does it feel to be the first IC Champion here in the SWA?
Carlito- How does it feel. How does it feel? It feels, feels cool.
(Carlito then took a bite of his apple, made it look like was doing to spit in Rivers face and just tapped his cheek and walked away.)
River- There we have it, it's cool to be IC champ.
(Carlito then walked back into frame and spit right in Double R's face.)
Carlito- Now dat, dat's cool.
Gold Rush Quarter Final Match
John Cena Vs. Bobby Lashley
(John Cena's music hits and he walks to the top of the ramp with so much energy. He then gets in the ring with same amount of energy and awaits his power.)
Hayes- Well here he is, John Cena, the doctor of Thuganimics.
Jacks- This kid has done so much in such a small amount of time. It is incredible.
(The Real Deal, Boby Lashley comes to the ring with his music playing. He hits the ring with a determined lok on his face)
Jacks- Just look at Lashley Belts.
Hayes- Yeah, he loks more determined then ever here tonight. I hink he could go on to win this whole thing.
(With several minutes already into the match, Lashley had Cena in the palm of his hand)
Hayes- Wow, Bobby Lashley is so strong here tonight. At least it looked like that before Cena took control.
Jacks- Lashley went to end the match early and went for a Spear and Cena moved out of the way and his right shoulder drove into the turnbuckle.
Hayes- John saw that there was an opening and took it. And here we go with the action.
Cena had Lashley up and he then wipped him into the turnbuckle and his right shoulder hit first wih so much force. Cena then climbed to the second rope and began to dish out punches and kicks to that injured shoulder. The ref finaly pulled Cena off and Lashley fell to the mat holding his shoulder.
Hayes- That does not lok god. I don't know how much longer Bobby Lashley can go.
Cena then slipped out of the ring, he then pulled up the curtain and began to search under the ring. Meanwhile Bobby Lashley was slowly getting up, but not without help from the ropes.
Jacks- What is Cena doing, he is letting Bobby get some strength back into that shoulder and that is not a good thing.
Hayes- Cena, why are u doing this. Do for the F-U or Five Knuckle Shuffle and finish off this injured wrestler. You let him heal and The Real Deal will take you out.
Cena then finally found what he was looking for. He pulled out a table and set it up at ring side. He slipped back into the ring and help Lashley bet back on his feet. He picked Bobby up and sent him right back down with a Scoop Slam.
Hayes- Okay, he waisted all that time looking for a table and is not even going to use it, dumb.
Jacks- Mabey he is just waiting for the right moment.
As Lashley was getting up Cena ran at his and as Bobby was bent over, John kicked him in the face. It did not effect Lashley and Lashley ran at John Cena and he clotheslined him down to the mat. He then fell but cought himself on the top rope.
Jacks- It looks like Bobby Lash is back in this thing. But you have to ask, how is that shoulder doing?
Cena saw that Bobby Lashley had to hold himself up but the top rope and ran at him with all his might, but as Cena got to him, he grabbed Cena and threw John over him and the top rope. As Cena flew over the top rope he cam crashing down threw that table he had set up at ring side.
Hayes- I knew that table was going to be bad news for Cena. I said that was a bad move, and it was.
Bobby Lashley slid ot of the ring and picked Cena up, he then sipped John Cena into the steel steps and Cena hit knee first and flew over them, but Lashley thn fell to on knee. He grabbed his right shoulder and was is so much pain. He gained the power to walk over and throw Cena back into the ring and roll in right after. With Cena in so much pain Lashley wipped him across the ring and when John got near him he kicked him in the gut. He then wrapped his arms around Cena's gut and lifted him up for the Dominator but he slammed his down faster then he picked him up because he ould not put and pressure on his shoulder. He fell to the mat on top of Cena and the ref began to count the pin, 1...2...3.
Poter- Here is your winner and will advance to the final at Hardcore Hell, The Real Deal, Bobby Lashley.
Hayes- I knew once Cena gave Lashley time to regain some power it was downhill from there.
Jacks- Once I saw him fly over the ropes I knew it was over.
--Commercial Break--
(A promo plays of Kurt Angle.)
It shows Angle in a ring that is in a empty gymn with real dim lighting and he then begins to walk around the ring. You then hear Kurt's voice.
Kurt Angle- I am the best pure athlete the sport of professional wrestling has ever seen.
Footage of when Kurt won his gold medals then plays
Angle- I won the ninteen ninty-six Olympic gold medals in wrestling with a feakin' broken kneck.
It goes back to Kurt walking around then ring.
Angle- I have won so many other titles since then as well.
It then fades into Kurt Angle winning yhe King of the Ring.
Angle- I won the King of the Ring in two thousand. I am a our time WWE Champion and a one time World Heavyweight Champion.
It then shows highlights of all five title matches. The shot fades back to Angle walking around the ring again. He then suddenly turns to the camera and looks deep into the lens.
Angle- And soon, I will become the first ever SWA Heavyweight Champion.
The promo then fades out and Step Up by Disturbed plays as we see highlights of Kurt's greatest and most hardcore momnts. It then fades back to Angle.
Angle- So far all who wants to make a run to be the first champ, beware. If you get in my way I will make you submit, you will tap out to the Anglelock, and if I have to, I will break you freakin' anckle!.
(It the fades out as we take another commercial break)
--Commercial Break--
Brother Runt Vs. Christian Cage
(Brother Runts music and he comes down to the ring with no time to even look at the crowd he jumps into the ring.)
Jacks- Well, the boss is here. At least that is what he calls himself. He tells his brothers what to do and they listen. I don't know why.
(Gold firworlks fell onto the ramp as christina Cage entered the ring.)
Hayes- Here is Captain Charisma. Double C himself Christian Cage.
(With the match chaing pase and control several time)
Jacks- This match between Brother Runt and Cage has been a back and forth match the whole way through.
Hayes- Cage took the lead at the begining when they tied up and he shoved Runt o the mat.
Jacks- Brother Runt then took the edge when Christian went for a clothesline and missed, he turned around and Brother Runt nailed him with a dropkick and then wipped him in the corner and punched him in the face ten times.
He pulls Christian out of the corner and sends him sailing over the top rope. Brother Runt slides out and pulls a steel chair out from under the ring. He puts it into the ring and then rolls Cage back into the ring. Brother Runt gets into the ring and picks up the chair. He then waits for Cgae to get up and hits him in the gut with the steel chair.
Hayes- Shit! What a shot.
He then hit Cage twice in the head as Christian Cage falls to the mat.
Jacks- What a devistating blow.
Hayes- I just love how Brother Runt is so ruthless and has no concern for his
opponent.
Chistian was lying there in the middle of the ring motionless with Brother Runt standing over him and taunting to the crowd. He then picked Christian up and wipped him into the corner. We ran over to him and nailed him with the Dudley Dog. He then without a moment to spare fliped Christian Cage onto his back and went for the pin, the ref began his count, 1..2..3.
Poter- Here is your winner, Brother Runt.
(Runt stood up and just looked a Christian. Cage began to pull himself up by the ropes and Brother Runt grabbed the steel chair and hit Cage over the head once more with it sending him crashing to the mat. Brother Runt then jumped out the ring and up the ramp as the Christian was begining to bleed from his forehead and alittle out of his mouth. The ref then called for help as EMTs ran past Brother Runt on the ramp as then jumped in the ring and helped him out on a strecher.)
--Commercial Break--
Jacks- Check out here what took place during the break.
(Brother Runt was walking out of the arena with his brothers Brother Devon and Brother Bubba.)
Brother Runt- Bubba, Devon, did you guys see how I took care of Cage. Just wait till next week when I show you why I am the boss.
(As Bubba opened the door to walk outside he was nailed with a kendo stick which broke in half and he fell to the floor with the door swinging shut. Brother Runt then slapped Bubba a couple times trying to wake him up as Devon looked around. Devon took two steps backwords when Kid Kash came out of no where and took him down with a steel chair. The door then opended up and Dallas was standing there. He and Brother Runs staired each other down and then Kid Kash hit Brother Runt in the back with that chair.)
Hayes- That is why SWA is so diffrent from any other wrestling companies. It just shows that people will do anything without a reason.
Jacks- We just have to find out why the Kid Kash and Dallas attack Team 3D and Brother Runt.
Gold Rush Quarter Final Match
Randy Orton Vs. Samoa Joe
(Burn In My Light by Mercy Driver hit as Orton entered the ring and taunted to the crowd by the second ropes before grabing a mic.)
Randy Orton- I just want to come out here and sa that I will be winning this gold rush tournament. I became the youngest World Heavyweight Champion in history and I am still young. I am the best young up and comming superstar here in the SWA and all of pro wrestling. So all I have to say now is I will be the SWA Champ at Hardcore Hell.
(Samoa Joes music hit as this big man hit the ring.)
Jacks- Joe is for amazing. Jut the things he can do for his size. It great.
Hayes- Yeah, Joe is pretty cool. But look at the legend killer, now his is a real peace of work. He has taken out more legends I can count and he has the record of being the youngest World Heavyweight Champion.
(Right From the start Joe took control for several minutes.)
Jacks- With that comment it did not fare well with Samoa Joe. A young up and coming superstar. And Orton has been getting his ass handed to him by Joe since that start of this thing.
Hayes- Yeah, even thought Orton came down with a steel chair in hand, Samoa Joe punched the chair right into Ortons face.
Jacks- Orton hit Samoa Joe once or twice with the chair but it didn't really phase the Samoan Submission Machine.
Joe and Orton locked up and Orton slipped out of it and then out of the ring. He got out of the ring to catch his breath. But he did not get much time with Joe following him. As Joe slipped out of the ring, before he was even able to turn around Orton hit him with a dropkick. Joe hut his head on the ring and Orton began to punch him in the back of the head over and over again.
Jacks- Well it looks like Orton is not out of this thing after all.
Randy then grabbed Samoa Joe and slammed him into the barricade. He then look ed under the ring and grabbed another steel chair. He just gave Joe shot after shot after shot to the head with the chair as Joe began to bleed from th. He then slipped a bloody Samoa Joe back into the ring a followed.
Hayes- This is the Orton I like. Take no mercy on your opponent and make them bleed.
Jacks- This is what you have to do to be a threat here in the SWA.
Orton then went for the pin as the ref behgan to count,1..2., and then Joe kicked out. Orton loked at the ref and was saying that it should have been a three count.
Jacks- So close but no cigaree.
Randy Orton jumped on top of Joe and just punched him over and over and over again. He just kept on yelling at Joe to quit and just let him win. He picked Joe up and wipped him into the corner. He lifted Samoa Joe onto the top rope and gave him a huge and devistating DDT. Orton then pulled Joe to the middle of the ring, he ran against the ropes and as he ran back at Samoa JOe, he fell forword and landed his fist dead center in Joe's face.
Jacks- If Orton keeps this up, he will give Samoa Joe a concusion.
Randy Orton the stood and the head of Joe and looked as if he was waiting for him to get up so he can hit the RKO. But Joe was not moving, so he picked Joe up. He then ran against the ropes and he the grabbed Samoa Joe by the head and nailed a great RKO. Randy got up and taunted the crowd. He had his back to the announce table and then out of no were Bobby Roode jumped over the baracade, right next to the announce table and into the ring.
Jacks- Hey wait, wait that's Bobby Roode of Team Canada.
Hayes- Roode has no buissness out here with these superstars.
Orton had no clue Roode was even in the ring and as Rndy Orton turned around he was given a Northern Lariat. Roode then put Joe ontop of Orton, Roode held Orton's shoud down on the mat and told the ref to begin his count, 1..2..3
Poter- Here is your winner and will advance to the to Hardcore Hell, The Samoan Subbmission Machine, Samoa Joe
Jacks- Why the hell did Bobby Roode come down here and screw Orton like this.
Hayes- Well I guese Orton will not become SWA Champ at Hardcore Hell.
(Roode then got out of the ring, jumped back over the baracade and left the arena. Orton finally got up and looked around as if he was trying to find Roode but he was unsuccessfull as he walked up the ramp so pissed off. Joe was left in the ring with a victory but a huge amount of blood seeping out of his head. The EMT's and officials run to the ring as the screen then goes black as SWA Friday Night Riots goes off air.)
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Riots Results
Intercontinental Title Match: Carlito def. Rob Van Dam
Gold Rush Quarter Final Match: Bobby Lashley def. John Cena
Elimination Chamber Qualifier: Triple H def. UndertakerBrother Runt def. Christian Cage
Gold Rush Quarter Final Match: Samoa Joe def. Randy Orton