^^^ROFL!
I'm on my way to getting a nice tally up, with surgery.
2004 - I had a calciuim build up growing off the side of my left thigh, right above my knee. It was cool, you could feel it through my skin easily. so they cut that fucker out, with a basic operation. not totally sure how i got that.
2006 - i got what was a build up of dead hairs in a 'canal' under the skin on my lower back/ass. right at the top of my ass crack. again, could feel it under my skin. they did a basic operation on that as well, cut it out. that sucked, because i remember having wet boxer shorts because the cut always seeped puss and blood. the funny thing is, what i had was sometihng that posty riders got, because u get it from constantly bumping on ur ass, and cause it. ive never rode a motorbike for long periods of time, let alone done it as a job. no idea how i got that.
2008 - i had a very rare benign tumour/growth thing appear under my knee cap. the doctor i saw then diagnosed it as Pigmented Villo Nodular Synovitus. He cut it out via arthrtoscopy (keyhole stuff) and yeh. It's rare, they don't even know how it appears. So, im on fire at this point.
2009 - On Tuesday, I'm going in for a BIG operation. First real major operation I suppose. What I had in 2008 has apparently regrown, and hasn't stopped causing pain in my knee since 2007 when I first got the pains. Lol, they don't even know anymore if it's actually PVNS or another type of benign tumour, something rarer called Lipoma Arboresence (again, don't even know how it occurs) - either way they're operating. This time, (different) doctor will be cutting the back of my knee open, possibly cutting the muscle from the bone and cleaning out the joint. then they're going to roll my onto my stomach and cut the front right open, and clean it out from the front as well.
so yeh, four operations - and im pretty sure I didn't do a thing to really deserve any of them! Nice! I'm expecting to get a brain tumour in 2010/2011, so stay posted for that operation, when it comes around, lol.
