SUPERSTAR CRIMES

[noumenon]

I got the idea for this thread from another. Pretty simple... superstars have done some crazy ass shit over the years that more than likely would have resulted in some serious jail time. What WWE crimes can you think of...

We've already got the recent ones..

-HHH, breaking and entering at Orton's house
-HBK defacing graves
-Matt Hardy for arson and attempted vehicular manslaughter

 

[the hibee wwe fan]

Erm Brian Pillman has a gun

 

[monkeystyle]

Austin dropping HHH in car from the top of a crane.

 

[monkeystyle]

Undertaker kidnapping Stephanie McMahon.

 

[comicgeekelly]

Animal Cruelty- Big Boss Man killed and cooked Al Snow's dog
Theft and Destruction of Property- Raven threw Moppy into a woodchipper.
Attempted Homicide- Rikishi running over Steve Austin.

 

[the hibee wwe fan]

Stonje Cold got thrown in the water didnt he

 

[noumenon]

-Undertaker trying to embalm Austin
-Kane lighting JR on fire
-KaTiE Viiiiiick!!!!!!!!!1112
-Kane burning down the funeral home
-Kane kidnapping Mysterio
(wow, Kane is a bad motherfucker huh?)


And yeah, I remember the whole Big Bossman thing...that shit was disgusting...then he made Al Snow eat Pepe....

 

[monkeystyle]

Kane shocking Shane's testes avec car battery.

Also in the vein of Bossman/Snow, when Earthquake crushed Damian and made Quakeburgers.

 

[noumenon]

- HHH animal cruelty, crushing rattlesnake with sledgehammer
- Stone Cold...destruction of property, blows up DX's bus.

 

[comicgeekelly]

Didn't Big Boss Man also dig up Big Show's dead dad?

 

[the hibee wwe fan]

The gore on Jericho through the Smackdown set thats ultimate vandilism and assualt

 

[Lubay]

-Manslaughter -Undertaker burying Paul Bearer in cement.

-Assault (If that's the technical term.) -Kane crushing Shawn's throat with a steel chair.

-Assault with a deadly weapon. -Jesus allegedly stabbing John Cena in a night club. "During the Carlito Cena feud for the US title." (It was as stupid as it sounds if you didn't watch it.)

-Manslaughter - Whoever it was that was supposed to be responsible for blowing up Vince in the limo. (I still wonder where that story line was going.)

 

[noumenon]

^LOL... after that night they would have turned it on Paul London and literally had Taker stiff the shit out of him in a hardcore match.

 

[JimmyD]

Didn't Big Boss Man also dig up Big Show's dead dad?

Nah, he just turned up at the funeral, hitched the coffin to a 4x4 and drove off with it in tow, complete with a futile attempt by Big Show to cling onto it. Tasteful stuff.

- Someone running over Kevin Nash in WCW (probably Sting). Not only was no one ever convicted of the crime but the damn angle was never even finished.

 

[MikeRaw]

Randy Savage raping Stephanie McMahon... Oh wait, that wasn't on TV...

Finlay pretending Hornswoggle was Vince's son

HHH and HBK spray painting and vandalising Mr.McMahons jet