Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

[monkeystyle]

My ass.

Anyway, I got up yesterday morning to get ready for work. Shower, shave the whole bit. So I go to apply my anti-perspirant and I discover that I am completely out.

Now, it was like fucking stupidly humid here and as it is being a greasy wop I sweat a lot. Sans deoderant, I sweat even more. So it's six or so AM and obviously going to the store to buy more is out of the question. Then I notice my gf's deoderant. Secret brand. And I recall their ad: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

Let me tell you my friends how much bullshit that is. Not only did a severely smell of lilacs by the time I got to work, halfway through the day I was so damned sweaty I felt liek I was swimming.

At least I smelled like pretty flowers.

Moral(s) of the story:

a) Don't run out of deoderant/anti-perspirant.
b) It would be better to smell like a wet dog than to smell like fresh lilacs all day.

 

[chessarmy]

:roflmao:

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

I have a similar problem all the time. My wife likes to spray her body spray in the car....when I'm 6 inches away from her. It sucks.

 

[Wrestling Station]

My ass.

Anyway, I got up yesterday morning to get ready for work. Shower, shave the whole bit. So I go to apply my anti-perspirant and I discover that I am completely out.

Now, it was like fucking stupidly humid here and as it is being a greasy wop I sweat a lot. Sans deoderant, I sweat even more. So it's six or so AM and obviously going to the store to buy more is out of the question. Then I notice my gf's deoderant. Secret brand. And I recall their ad: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

Let me tell you my friends how much bullshit that is. Not only did a severely smell of lilacs by the time I got to work, halfway through the day I was so damned sweaty I felt liek I was swimming.

At least I smelled like pretty flowers.

Moral(s) of the story:

a) Don't run out of deoderant/anti-perspirant.
b) It would be better to smell like a wet dog than to smell like fresh lilacs all day.

or just dont be like a sweating pig :shifty:

You sweat it can be also because of the kind of food/ drink you have. Try to not eat the sweat smells enhancments. You know what I mean! :laugh:

If you are out of deoderant, try tissue napkins (that contains water odors in them) keep them in your pocket for emergencies like these. They actually help.

 

[Colin Gimp]

You should of had the *NEW* Ribbons Secret! For Extra protection. Or Venus brand oh wait is it Secret Venus Ribbon Deo. I Don't know. Commercials are annoying as fuck though, so many ribbons and so many jingles.

Ever notice how gay the men cleansing commercials are getting? Specially that Nivea for men or whatever.

 

[Quintastic One]

I always have a healthy supply of Axe Phoenix around. lol. Its the closest thing to getting Bodman Fresh Blue Musk deodorant spray since they don't sell that as the deodorant anymore. Fucking bollocks.

 

[seX-Power]

REAL men smell like lilacs.

 

[Kizza]

Lynx rollons ftmotherfucking win.

 

[noumenon]

I'm a sweaty dude... I rarely smell by my pits get quite sweaty. I find that the problem is that if you use too much deoderant with anti-persperant you'll actually sweat more. It's too "heavy" if that makes sense...makin your pits sweat more. I'm also a bitch and shave my pits cause I work out and all that....

 

[Colin Gimp]

I'm a sweaty dude... I rarely smell by my pits get quite sweaty. I find that the problem is that if you use too much deoderant with anti-persperant you'll actually sweat more. It's too "heavy" if that makes sense...makin your pits sweat more. I'm also a bitch and shave my pits cause I work out and all that....

You must be one smelly sweaty bastard if you're forced to shave. That's just really shitty man loll

 

[Travis40]

REAL men smell like lilacs.

Agreed