Stress Relief

[Gards Jr.]

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[Italian Outsider]

CAZZARUS:Capitano Scroton
SCROTON:Aho
CAZZARUS:Ho sentito l'allarme che cazzo sta succedendo?
SCROTON:Stanno arrivando Cazzarus. Tieniti pronto, i nostri nemici, gli Analium, sono in viaggio verso la Terra.. vogliono mettercelo in mano.
CAZZARUS:mmm.. fregna.. de pecora! Dobbiamo fa qualcosa.
SCROTON: prepara Mongolius,e vagli a spaccare il culo a quegli alieni del cazzo!
CAZZARUS:sì, capitano Scroton, vado.
SCROTON:mi raccomando,sii prudente.
CAZZARUS:è regolare.
SCROTON:il futuro dell'umanità è nelle tue chiappe.
CAZZARUS: se.
SCROTON:E mangia molti fagioli prima di partire..e bevi molta coca-cola(rumori vari)
Mongolius, attivare propulsore anale, innescare testate genitali, accensione impianto di riciclo scuregge, prepararsi a liberare il flusso di energia intestinale, contatto sfinterico, Mongolius..vai!!

Gli alieni sono scesi sulla terra, sono venuti dal pianeta Ano.
Son brutti in culo e vogliono la guerra, per incularci tutti piano piano.

Mongolius, Mongolius ci difenderà! Guerriero dell'analità!
Mongolius gli alieni ce stanno a attaccà, vatteli a inchiappettà!

Gli alieni son venuti dalle stelle, con astronavi a forma di cappelle.
C'hanno sei chiappe, otto cazzi e un occhio, me sa che sono incazzati parecchio.

Mongolius, Mongolius se li inculerà! La vasella non userà.

Mongolius la nerchia della libertà nel culo nemico darà!
La farra rotante, il bucio tagliente, lo scroto mortale userà!
Se mangia pesante è ancor più potente, due rotti e via li spazzerà.

Aiuto Mongolius! Gli alieni vogliono mettermelo in mano! Ti prego salvami prima che sia troppo tardi, Mongolius!

Mongolius dai faje un culo così! Gli alieni devono morì.
Mongolius dai sparaje un par de supplì e mannali tutti a dormì.
Lo sperma glaciale, il siluro anale, le armi più stronze userà.
Siluro spaziale, inculata stellare, l'alieno è schioppato di già.

 

[Wrestling Station]

so much to type eh?

 

[Italian Outsider]

Alabarda genitale!!!

 

[Italian Outsider]

Raggi Fregna!!!

 

[Italian Outsider]

Scroto rotante!!!

 

[Wrestling Station]

It seems you have so much "inflammation" going on down there eh? :shifty: stop the itching and use some babypower.. lol

 

[Qwake]

lol!

Hey gards, STFU

*rants/spams in Italian*

 

[Italian Outsider]

It seems you have so much "inflammation" going on down there eh? :shifty: stop the itching and use some babypower.. lol

there is no way you can understand what i really mean with google translator sorry.

 

[Travis40]

THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN MORENEAU THAT FUCKING CANADIAN BITCH SHOULD GO FUCKING HIS GOD DAMN FUCKING DOG FUCK YOU TWINS FUCK MINNEAPOLIS FUCK MINNESOTA FUCK EVERYONE BUT THE FUCKING RANGERS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HAMILTON FUCKING DESERVED THAT FUCKING HAMILTON SHOULD'VE WON THE FUCKING HOME RUN DERBY. FUCKING OLD MAN FUCKING FUCKED HAMILTON OUT OF THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HOME RUN FUCKING DERBY


I feel much better now

 

[Australian Badass]

lol what's the matter Gards? Chucking a tantrum over having to go back to school eh?

 

[1chiban]

Fucking Cristiano Ronaldo. What a prick. The Brits on here will know what I'm on about lol.

CAZZARUS:Ho sentito l'allarme che cazzo sta succedendo?

Google's version:

CAZZARUS: I heard the alarm that cock is happening?

There is something truly hillarious about that lol

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

LMFAO! Thats good shit.

 

[Italian Outsider]

Fucking Cristiano Ronaldo. What a prick. The Brits on here will know what I'm on about lol.



Google's version:

CAZZARUS: I heard the alarm that cock is happening?

There is something truly hillarious about that lol

nah. when we say ''che cazzo'' it should be translated '' what the fuck'' even though cazzo=cock.
and yea that shit is hilarious if you know the meaning, but it's impossible unless you speak a perfect italian.

 

[Wrestling Station]

there is no way you can understand what i really mean with google translator sorry.

google translator? lol.. i didnt even translated your phrase. I just responded with some random stuff ROFL. I wasnt in the mood to go search for meaning or translate.

Now you wear some dippers >_> to resolve your issue. lol.