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Smoked 6 cones and im chillin out listening to I.C.P
Why would you do that to yourself?
Dude, thats gotta be boring man .. smoking by yourself? I don't care if you wake and bake or not .. lol .
Neways I quit bacc in Febuary, but damn thats gotta be mad boring.
Neways I quit bacc in Febuary, but damn thats gotta be mad boring.
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28.7.07
8:16 PM
Smoked 6 cones and im chillin out listening to I.C.P
ICP sucks, the one got his ass pistol whipped by eminem. Actually I don't hate ICP, I just hate their loser fans who kill themselves one by one each day.
The so called "fans" who kill their self because of there music arent real Juggalo's... they are what we Juggalos call Juggaho's.
6.8.07
8:06 PM
Chopped up a bud for 4 or 5 cones... had two just chillin now listening to songs from Twiztids new album Independents Day which came out July (plug for Twiztids new album) Listening to Hurt Someone - Twiztid ft Dj Quick & The Dogg Pound. Just mellow watching Australian Idol... only decent shows are the ones with the tryhards who cant actually sing... fuckin hell gives me a laugh. I wanna tell you guys a story which happened to me last week. Now if you don't smoke weed or whatever you might not know what it is but some probarbly still do... anyway, I sent my mate a txt msg (can i come ova an gt tht qu off u?) and he replied (c u 4 $) like see you for money... dher lol, anyway... I went for a walk to his place rocked up and him and his wife were inside smoking cones... so I'm like can I get a quarter off you... he goes, yeah but you have to wait till later cause I need to get more, then I'm like righto, brought out $100... you know cause its usually anywhere between 80-100$... and he goes $70 and im like thinking WTF... then quickly went alright, and handed him $70, then he said come back at 9... so me and a mate went lappin Thursday night.... we hooned arround for about 2 hours and we got pulled up once for a Random breath test and Im freaking out cause i had 5 cones over old mates house before he let me buy the quarter... I didnt want to get stoned but I did want that quarter so I hit 1... then 2... 3... fuckin stoned as cause he packs them like fuckin huge... then the 4th came to me... im looking at it thinking my mind.... FUCK!, so... trying not to be a cat and say no I fuckin hit that shit... im pulling it through and POFF!.... she was gone and I was fuckin wrecked... than for a change using my brains even though I was stoned I made up a fake story like... O shit im late blah blah and I took off and began to wait for his txt msg. Anyway we were back lapping and then like a fuckin table,radio, chairs people setup on the exit walk path of the bridge... Im like wtf cunt? i thought I was tripping but my mate driving goes... look at those fuckheads... I loled. We kept driving arrond and these guys wearnt going anywhere... not to mention we had the Suicide Commando crankin out of his system pumpin the streets gangsta style... in a Hyundai, but whatever cunt. Anyway, it was 9:30 that night and I asked my mate to drive me home... he doesnt know I smoke so I just said I've got work tomorrow... which I did. I got home at 9:30 and checked my phone... no txt msg's... I'm like where is this cunt!!!, then I sent him a msg saying "where u' then he replied... "dstairs". I'm like "b der soon". Walked down the road a bit and took 2 corners and got to his place. I went down stairs and because I was still wrecked from before I was walking not even 1km an hour, I opened up the "dstairs gates" and fuckin DOGS you cuntz! he called them off... at the time I was no longer mellow... but very ippy. He was fixing his ute and I started talking to him, didnt feel right just saying... wheres my quarter. So we chatted there for a bit we had a XXXX Gold (tastes like shit but whatever) then I said... you got them buds... then he goes oh yeah... like he totally forgot or something but neh boi. Anyway we went into his billy room (dutchie,cone room) and he pulled out this bag... I looked at it....NICE!, he said do you want one... he was meaning cone, I said yeah cause I really felt one like at the time I said your weed first... he goes yeah always (he always shouts sessions when im there) so we hit 2 each then I said I had to go, ened up getting way frm there at about 9:55 or something like that, I got home and hid it... and then thought, fuck it... im going to have a solo session. So I looked for a small bud, only wanted 2 or 3 comes.... fuckin cunt there all huge, im like no I dont wanna half chop a bud, I ened up doing it chopping enough, added a bit of spin (Yeah I add some spin into it... like a 80w:20t ratio so fuck up, unless its hyge then I smoke it strait) anyway I hit 2 in a row cause I wanted to sleep and dont like to leave chopped weed.... had a smoke and then had the final one. Yeah righto, set my alarm for 7:30 in the morning... should have been asleap by now ill just have an extra 30min ni the morning. Got comfortable and went to sleep... and that is the story about the $70 Quarter Ounce!
If you read it down to here congratulations.... but if your reading this cause you just skipped to reply so someone else... GET FUCKED!
6.8.07
8:06 PM
Chopped up a bud for 4 or 5 cones... had two just chillin now listening to songs from Twiztids new album Independents Day which came out July (plug for Twiztids new album
) Listening to Hurt Someone - Twiztid ft Dj Quick & The Dogg Pound. Just mellow watching Australian Idol... only decent shows are the ones with the tryhards who cant actually sing... fuckin hell gives me a laugh. I wanna tell you guys a story which happened to me last week. Now if you don't smoke weed or whatever you might not know what it is but some probarbly still do... anyway, I sent my mate a txt msg (can i come ova an gt tht qu off u?) and he replied (c u 4 $) like see you for money... dher lol, anyway... I went for a walk to his place rocked up and him and his wife were inside smoking cones... so I'm like can I get a quarter off you... he goes, yeah but you have to wait till later cause I need to get more, then I'm like righto, brought out $100... you know cause its usually anywhere between 80-100$... and he goes $70 and im like thinking WTF... then quickly went alright, and handed him $70, then he said come back at 9... so me and a mate went lappin Thursday night.... we hooned arround for about 2 hours and we got pulled up once for a Random breath test and Im freaking out cause i had 5 cones over old mates house before he let me buy the quarter... I didnt want to get stoned but I did want that quarter so I hit 1... then 2... 3... fuckin stoned as cause he packs them like fuckin huge... then the 4th came to me... im looking at it thinking my mind.... FUCK!, so... trying not to be a cat and say no I fuckin hit that shit... im pulling it through and POFF!.... she was gone and I was fuckin wrecked... than for a change using my brains even though I was stoned I made up a fake story like... O shit im late blah blah and I took off and began to wait for his txt msg. Anyway we were back lapping and then like a fuckin table,radio, chairs people setup on the exit walk path of the bridge... Im like wtf cunt? i thought I was tripping but my mate driving goes... look at those fuckheads... I loled. We kept driving arrond and these guys wearnt going anywhere... not to mention we had the Suicide Commando crankin out of his system pumpin the streets gangsta style... in a Hyundai, but whatever cunt. Anyway, it was 9:30 that night and I asked my mate to drive me home... he doesnt know I smoke so I just said I've got work tomorrow... which I did. I got home at 9:30 and checked my phone... no txt msg's... I'm like where is this cunt!!!, then I sent him a msg saying "where u' then he replied... "dstairs". I'm like "b der soon". Walked down the road a bit and took 2 corners and got to his place. I went down stairs and because I was still wrecked from before I was walking not even 1km an hour, I opened up the "dstairs gates" and fuckin DOGS you cuntz! he called them off... at the time I was no longer mellow... but very ippy. He was fixing his ute and I started talking to him, didnt feel right just saying... wheres my quarter. So we chatted there for a bit we had a XXXX Gold (tastes like shit but whatever) then I said... you got them buds... then he goes oh yeah... like he totally forgot or something but neh boi. Anyway we went into his billy room (dutchie,cone room) and he pulled out this bag... I looked at it....NICE!, he said do you want one... he was meaning cone, I said yeah cause I really felt one like at the time I said your weed first... he goes yeah always (he always shouts sessions when im there) so we hit 2 each then I said I had to go, ened up getting way frm there at about 9:55 or something like that, I got home and hid it... and then thought, fuck it... im going to have a solo session. So I looked for a small bud, only wanted 2 or 3 comes.... fuckin cunt there all huge, im like no I dont wanna half chop a bud, I ened up doing it chopping enough, added a bit of spin (Yeah I add some spin into it... like a 80w:20t ratio so fuck up, unless its hyge then I smoke it strait) anyway I hit 2 in a row cause I wanted to sleep and dont like to leave chopped weed.... had a smoke and then had the final one. Yeah righto, set my alarm for 7:30 in the morning... should have been asleap by now ill just have an extra 30min ni the morning. Got comfortable and went to sleep... and that is the story about the $70 Quarter Ounce!If you read it down to here congratulations.... but if your reading this cause you just skipped to reply so someone else... GET FUCKED!
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Why would you do something like listen to ICP, that's worse than listening to Ashlee Simpson live
holy fuck. i read your whole story thing. what the hell is wrong with me! i actually read it (although i couldnt understand a word of it)!
7.8.07
Chopped up a decent size but in the middle smoking it.
Got 2 storys for you tonight, first comes just 10min ago. I had a cone and noticed that it wasnt pulling through very well... cant be the weed cause its fine as sand so to speak so i thought, hmm maybe its not air tight... unfortunatly I didnt cover up the cone piece and it wasnt air tight and there was still water in there... the water was only a light tinge of yellow as I had only had 1 cone. Anyway I blew into the bong and what happened... fuckin grubby ass water came out it was fuckin like near black... I'm going WTF then thought... my stem must be fuckin choker block. Will have to clean that tomorrow.
and now ladies and gentlemen I got an email yesterday which was kinda fucked but when I tell you what its about your lik yeah righto... Anyway the last week I have been working was pretty slack doing nothing each day 1 or 2 jobs but thats it... on Friday... last friday I got a call from the manager and she said I had a week to improve or im gone... so im like okay then, she also said she would impliment some new things which should make things easier... they have made things worse... anyway here for yall enjoyment here is the email sent to my team this week... if you notice she tried to make it like a team email but clearly it was all about me.
From: Janson, Sandra
Sent: Monday, 6 August 2007 9:07 AM
To: Day, Ashley; Sakey, Jim; March, Graham; Eder, John; Whyte Linda' Rabnott, Adrian
Subject: Ashley Supervision and Work
Importance: High
Hello All
I just wanted to send a quick reminder to all about the responsibility of all members of the team in relation to our trainees. I know we have some new staff members on board and I just wanted to give you a heads up. It is our responsibility to provide Ashley with meaningful work to ensure that he completes his traineeship read for the "real world" of IT at the completion of his traineeship. It is also our responsibility to sure he is supervised at all times to enable him to comple his traineeship in a meaningful manner.
I already told you bitch I wasnt having a fuckin good week, now I have to be supervised because of it... thats crap, unsupervised what do you think I do? I dont go off an play games on another computer cause if I wanted to I'd do it right in front of my team so what... Each time I leave the office is either for a smoke.... approx 3 times a day excluding lunch..., take a wickid shit or piss... and or to do jobs/change backup tapes, what else would I do outside thats go you so worried where I am... FUCK, contine the email.
In relation to Ashley's taineeship, he is required to be under supervision at all times. Could you please ensure that any jobs that are allocated to Ashley that requires him to go outside the office are supervised? I understand that this does not encroach on your time but its the best way for Ashley to learn.
Again... what the fuck are you talking about? I have been with the IT devision longer then you have, also you want me to do more jobs... yeah sure make me have to wait for someone to supervise me outside when you should know that nearing the tranaction everyone is fuckin flat out... brilliant thinking.
In relation to work in the office, Ashley and I have had discussions in relation to Internet and computer use. The Internet and computer systems are to be used for work purposes only and as staff members we are all (including trainees and contractors) bound to the Department Code of Conduct
Once again... you have pointed out something pretty fuckin stupid, yeah I do browse the net... but you dont know what I'm browsing doing you? No... I browse to IWF of course which is fair enough... but my other windows are looking up reviews and shit on computer shit.... which I'm sorry to say has taught me anything that your smurf ass could. Also, I'm not the only one who does it... there are people who do it more then me but becase technically I am the lowest ranking out of everyone in the department you blame it on me because you think that im going to lie and tell you I wasnt and you make big deal about it blah blah blah... FIRED. But I got you bitch... I said that I browsed... I said I played games when I'm streesd and I said I browsed forums to keep social. Contine....
Could you please ensure that work Ashley has to do on the computer systems falls under the category of "work", otherwise there is no need for Ashley to be accessing the computer systems.
Thats good aye... concidering I work in IT... no need for me to accessing computer sytems aye... your fuckin lucky I wasnt stoned when we talked otherwise I would be a fulltime dol emplyee and you would have never heard someone that abusive and doesnt give a shit... I am the fuckin master of not giving a shit.
In relation to other work, it is the responsibility of all members of the team to provide Ashley with meaningful work throughout the day. Ashley will work on a faily "to do list" and if either Graham, John or Jim can assist in reviewing those lists daily that would be appreciated.
Hasn't happend yet, Jim told me he would but he hasnt so I dont care... really dont want to do it anyway... but I do admit a to do list is a good way to keep on track, I used to do them ages ago but then I sorta got slack to write them and do whatever work I had. OMG a ITALICS without flaming IZ A MERICAL
As Adrian and I will be at the Microsoft Tech Ed conference this week, I am asking for the assistance in relation to the job reviews daily. A suggestion maybe to have a quick meeting today between all parties to work the logistics of this.
Now, something you might not know... this bitch absolutly loves having meetings... and she doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP! just goes on and on like a brockn record, but hey its the first line thats not about me so no NFFU... No Flame For You...
Ashley has expressed his intrest to assist the helpdesk and I am happy for him to work with Linda to spend more time on the help desk. This would free Linda up to work on ensuring that the software register and all software media is reviewed and updated. Again, I am happy for all you to discuss this week under Jim's leadership and come up with some suggestion in relation to helpdesk and software register review.
Now this software register it something that this bitch should be doing... not the helpdesk officer... the job decription says something like... answering phones, logging jobs, and some light filing... if we were to log this job under our jog logging system we would list this as a Project which usually means more then a week to complete. But whatver your the BOSS so you can do what you want... pay someone to come and pleasure you while your in a video confrence under the desk.... FUCK YOU!
Just to remind both Ashley and the team, since ashley needs to be under supervision throughout his traineeship, Ashley needs to communicate with a member of the team as to his whereabouts throughout the day. There is no need for Ashley to leave the office unsupervised unless its lunch or morning or afternoon teab breaks, of course, the need to go to the toilet etc. Ashley, please snsure you communicate with the team if you are to leave the office.
What cunt? Before you were the boss the old boss was running a stronger team cause we had a bit of freedom... now your the boss and shit has hit the fan cause we are working harder and longer cause of you fuckwit not to mention the stress levels are through the roof and it could be any time before someone snaps... no doubt it will be me cause im fuckin close, heres a communcation for the team as I leave the office... yell FUCK YALL while giving them the finger... how about that... is that what you had in mind? Dont think so, you see... you may be smart... and have all your qualifications... but I have some qualifications of my own... self proclaimed qualifications... master of not giving a shit, advanced cussing, being a complete ass home... and did I mention I dont give a shit... yeah I think I did. So last line comming up its pretty shit but ill add the whole email.
If anyone has any concerns or would like to discuss with me further, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Last line is gay... blah blah... anyway, tell me what you guys think
Chopped up a decent size but in the middle smoking it.
Got 2 storys for you tonight, first comes just 10min ago. I had a cone and noticed that it wasnt pulling through very well... cant be the weed cause its fine as sand so to speak so i thought, hmm maybe its not air tight... unfortunatly I didnt cover up the cone piece and it wasnt air tight and there was still water in there... the water was only a light tinge of yellow as I had only had 1 cone. Anyway I blew into the bong and what happened... fuckin grubby ass water came out it was fuckin like near black... I'm going WTF then thought... my stem must be fuckin choker block. Will have to clean that tomorrow.
and now ladies and gentlemen I got an email yesterday which was kinda fucked but when I tell you what its about your lik yeah righto... Anyway the last week I have been working was pretty slack doing nothing each day 1 or 2 jobs but thats it... on Friday... last friday I got a call from the manager and she said I had a week to improve or im gone... so im like okay then, she also said she would impliment some new things which should make things easier... they have made things worse... anyway here for yall enjoyment here is the email sent to my team this week... if you notice she tried to make it like a team email but clearly it was all about me.
From: Janson, Sandra
Sent: Monday, 6 August 2007 9:07 AM
To: Day, Ashley; Sakey, Jim; March, Graham; Eder, John; Whyte Linda' Rabnott, Adrian
Subject: Ashley Supervision and Work
Importance: High
Hello All
I just wanted to send a quick reminder to all about the responsibility of all members of the team in relation to our trainees. I know we have some new staff members on board and I just wanted to give you a heads up. It is our responsibility to provide Ashley with meaningful work to ensure that he completes his traineeship read for the "real world" of IT at the completion of his traineeship. It is also our responsibility to sure he is supervised at all times to enable him to comple his traineeship in a meaningful manner.
I already told you bitch I wasnt having a fuckin good week, now I have to be supervised because of it... thats crap, unsupervised what do you think I do? I dont go off an play games on another computer cause if I wanted to I'd do it right in front of my team so what... Each time I leave the office is either for a smoke.... approx 3 times a day excluding lunch..., take a wickid shit or piss... and or to do jobs/change backup tapes, what else would I do outside thats go you so worried where I am... FUCK, contine the email.
In relation to Ashley's taineeship, he is required to be under supervision at all times. Could you please ensure that any jobs that are allocated to Ashley that requires him to go outside the office are supervised? I understand that this does not encroach on your time but its the best way for Ashley to learn.
Again... what the fuck are you talking about? I have been with the IT devision longer then you have, also you want me to do more jobs... yeah sure make me have to wait for someone to supervise me outside when you should know that nearing the tranaction everyone is fuckin flat out... brilliant thinking.
In relation to work in the office, Ashley and I have had discussions in relation to Internet and computer use. The Internet and computer systems are to be used for work purposes only and as staff members we are all (including trainees and contractors) bound to the Department Code of Conduct
Once again... you have pointed out something pretty fuckin stupid, yeah I do browse the net... but you dont know what I'm browsing doing you? No... I browse to IWF of course which is fair enough... but my other windows are looking up reviews and shit on computer shit.... which I'm sorry to say has taught me anything that your smurf ass could. Also, I'm not the only one who does it... there are people who do it more then me but becase technically I am the lowest ranking out of everyone in the department you blame it on me because you think that im going to lie and tell you I wasnt and you make big deal about it blah blah blah... FIRED. But I got you bitch... I said that I browsed... I said I played games when I'm streesd and I said I browsed forums to keep social. Contine....
Could you please ensure that work Ashley has to do on the computer systems falls under the category of "work", otherwise there is no need for Ashley to be accessing the computer systems.
Thats good aye... concidering I work in IT... no need for me to accessing computer sytems aye... your fuckin lucky I wasnt stoned when we talked otherwise I would be a fulltime dol emplyee and you would have never heard someone that abusive and doesnt give a shit... I am the fuckin master of not giving a shit.
In relation to other work, it is the responsibility of all members of the team to provide Ashley with meaningful work throughout the day. Ashley will work on a faily "to do list" and if either Graham, John or Jim can assist in reviewing those lists daily that would be appreciated.
Hasn't happend yet, Jim told me he would but he hasnt so I dont care... really dont want to do it anyway... but I do admit a to do list is a good way to keep on track, I used to do them ages ago but then I sorta got slack to write them and do whatever work I had. OMG a ITALICS without flaming IZ A MERICAL
As Adrian and I will be at the Microsoft Tech Ed conference this week, I am asking for the assistance in relation to the job reviews daily. A suggestion maybe to have a quick meeting today between all parties to work the logistics of this.
Now, something you might not know... this bitch absolutly loves having meetings... and she doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP! just goes on and on like a brockn record, but hey its the first line thats not about me so no NFFU... No Flame For You...
Ashley has expressed his intrest to assist the helpdesk and I am happy for him to work with Linda to spend more time on the help desk. This would free Linda up to work on ensuring that the software register and all software media is reviewed and updated. Again, I am happy for all you to discuss this week under Jim's leadership and come up with some suggestion in relation to helpdesk and software register review.
Now this software register it something that this bitch should be doing... not the helpdesk officer... the job decription says something like... answering phones, logging jobs, and some light filing... if we were to log this job under our jog logging system we would list this as a Project which usually means more then a week to complete. But whatver your the BOSS so you can do what you want... pay someone to come and pleasure you while your in a video confrence under the desk.... FUCK YOU!
Just to remind both Ashley and the team, since ashley needs to be under supervision throughout his traineeship, Ashley needs to communicate with a member of the team as to his whereabouts throughout the day. There is no need for Ashley to leave the office unsupervised unless its lunch or morning or afternoon teab breaks, of course, the need to go to the toilet etc. Ashley, please snsure you communicate with the team if you are to leave the office.
What cunt? Before you were the boss the old boss was running a stronger team cause we had a bit of freedom... now your the boss and shit has hit the fan cause we are working harder and longer cause of you fuckwit not to mention the stress levels are through the roof and it could be any time before someone snaps... no doubt it will be me cause im fuckin close, heres a communcation for the team as I leave the office... yell FUCK YALL while giving them the finger... how about that... is that what you had in mind? Dont think so, you see... you may be smart... and have all your qualifications... but I have some qualifications of my own... self proclaimed qualifications... master of not giving a shit, advanced cussing, being a complete ass home... and did I mention I dont give a shit... yeah I think I did. So last line comming up its pretty shit but ill add the whole email.
If anyone has any concerns or would like to discuss with me further, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Last line is gay... blah blah... anyway, tell me what you guys think