'Stone Cold' Fucks with Wal-Mart

[PeepShow]

Stone Cold Steve Austin posed for pics at an Indiana Wal*Mart for $10 a pop. But attention Wal*Mart shoppers -- the dude's a fraud.

Someone duped Wal*Mart into believing he was the former WWE champ. Yes, that sounds weird to us too, since Wal*Mart is so corporate you can't take a dump at the store without getting permission from the Prez. But it happened, and now Greensburg, Ind. cops are on the case, trying to hunt down the phony who pocketed the cash.

And this is funny -- Wal*Mart employees became suspicious when the guy and his "manager" showed up in a broke down hoopty.

We're lookin' for pics of the faux wrestler, which we'll post. John Walsh's got nothin' on us!

:laugh2: So you mean to tell me that the people who actually paid to see him (You'd think they'd be fans) couldn't tell it wasn't him? Wow

 

[Matthew Edwards]

This is kinda bizarre!

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Lmao!! Lol.. Thank's for the laugh Peepshow...

 

[gamebreaker]

lol all you have to do is be bald and get a fake goatee, then have a southern accent and people will think you are stone cold

 

[O-Blaze]

You mean that wasn't Stone Cold

Damn I better get my money back lol

but really this is kinda funny

 

[chessarmy]

lol thats funny. The guy either looks like a fucking clone of Stone Cold, or the people that took pics with him are just so damn stupid they didn't notice that it wasn't the real Austin.

 

[Travis40]

What fucktards lmao, how in the hell can you be so stupid to not know if it's Stone Cold or not lmao.

 

[Evil Austin]

the real Austin is probably laughing his head off ...

 

[CT Styles]

I've got a photo!

The name of the fake Stone Cold Steve Austin is "Even Colder" Mike Austin. He Wrestles in the Mid-west. I have seen him at a few shows and he sucks. He tries to rip off Steve Austin's Moves but can't do them.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

ROFL. This is good shit. That guy doesn't really look like Stone Cole tbh.

 

[gamebreaker]

I've got a photo!

the face is almost perfect but the body isn't
i wouldn't believe that guy if i saw him though

 

[tnafan454]

wow this just goes to show how stupid people that go to wal-mart are