::Starts watching Smackdown::

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Our Main Event playas is going to be a TAG TEAM MATCH! CM Punk and Sheamus vs Dick Butt and Miz

ugh. I'll be posting my random thoughts ITT Throughout my viewing, I expect this to be painful, so stay tuned for some classic Dolph'sZiggler bitching
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This AJ/Daniel promo is boring, but I lol'd @ him making her say he is a great lover
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Sheamus is a natural talker, his accent is awesome, as is his facial hair.. but this was a boring segment overall, he couldn't save it. Danny Boy? Who gives as rat's ass
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Henry squashes Truth in a few minutes. Works for me, boring match though
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lol @ Henry yelling at the crowd 'THAT COULD BE YOU. YOU COULD BE NEXT!'
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Did they announce Yokozuna to the HOF on Raw? I must've missed it. Good induction, Yokozuna was the man
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What a cringeworthy backstage segment. Fuck you WWE for what you've done with Ryder. Fuck you. Poor Kofi, being stuck on a team of comedy characters, jobbers, and being led by the most annoying asshole in the world.
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Seriously though from a kayfabe standpoint how can they even bill Team Johnny vs Team Jobbers as a legitimate match? You have former world champions and current contenders vs a bunch of scrubs. That match should be a complete squash
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Divas match rule #1: The match must end in a roll up
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Hell yea time for the All American American to bring some watchability to this show. Not sure if that's a word or not
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Hornswoggle is Ryder's bro now? Fuck that
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Coles says Teddy vs Johnny is the bad news bears vs the Miami Heat rofl. So true
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Big Show and Kane again? Fantastic Grade A booking, I've been clamoring for a rematch since Monday
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FUNK
A
SAURAS

THANK GOD I DECIDED TO WATCH

YES! YES! YES!
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Slater?@?!? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not Slater. He deserves better
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Slater got in some offense@!! sheeeeeeeee
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Ziggler vs Khali? The best vs the worst. okay
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oh shit, no Vickie, but Otunga and Ace are with him? Talk about a dream scenario

AND Christian on commentary? BOING
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lmao @ Johnny texting Christian when they are 5 feet apart

'David Beckham calls me for fashion tips buddy' Christian is the shit

 

[Crayo]

Worst episode ever.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Christian was money, but what a stupid ending. Should have had Ziggler choke his goofy ass out
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Oh wow, fuck you Teddy. Ziggler looks like shit against Khali

I'm done with this ep, fuck you smackdown and the horse you rode in on
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Worst episode ever.

Basically.

 

[Cloud]

Was gonna watch this but might not bother sounds garbage!

Will just read all Dolph's comments again one to pmsl and two as then I'll know what happened from start to finish.

 

[Crayo]

With Christian, Barrett, Ziggler appearing, Bryan and Rhodes SmackDown should be great. But it's so fucking bad. Big Show, Sheamus and Teddy fucking Long ruin it every single week.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I skipped to the end of the ME and noticed Miz still can't take a brogue kick to save his life. What a shame

 

[Crayo]

I skipped to the end of the ME and noticed Miz still can't take a brogue kick to save his life. What a shame

He shouldn't be taking one in the first place.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

#mizmarks

 

[Rysenberg]

I was so pissed off with the ending. So damn obvious...GRR!

 

[Cloud]

I was so pissed off with the ending. So damn obvious...GRR!

No surprise there the whole Sheamus thing is getting annoying as hell!

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

The second you see that tag match advertised you already know the ending will be Sheamus going over Miz. It's the only reason Miz is in the match to begin with

 

[Crayo]

Yeah I know, I said that to someone else recently, but it's still annoying nonetheless unless it is part of a massive angle .

 

[Cloud]

Hope it's an angle cuz i hate to see the Miz getting this kinda crap if its not for the greater good.

 

[Big Hoss Rambler]

Lol, I loved how DB made AJ tell her DB is a great lover.

 

[Cloud]

Lol, I loved how DB made AJ tell her DB is a great lover.

HAHA was funny as tbh he don't seem the type imo.