Spoilers for 5/07/2013

[Stopspot]

* CM Punk opens SmackDown and we see how he and Curtis Axel beat The Prime Time Players on RAW. Punk talks about winning the WWE Title Money in the Bank match and brings up Brock Lesnar. Alberto Del Rio comes out and wants Punk off his show. Punk rips into Del Rio and the fans start chanting "USA." Teddy Long comes out and makes Punk vs. Del Rio for tonight's main event.
* Backstage segment with Punk and Paul Heyman. Heyman wonders if Punk can take Del Rio in the ring tonight. Heyman wants to be in Punk's corner for Money in the Bank but Punk won't let him.
* Damien Sandow comes out and cuts a heel promo. The Usos quickly beat Sandow and Cody Rhodes. After the match, The Shield appear on the big screen and promise to bring justice to The Usos at Money in the Bank.
* Alicia Fox beat Kaitlyn after AJ Lee came out and skipped around the ring to provide distraction.
* Another vignette for The Wyatt Family.
* Kaitlyn finds AJ backstage but AJ runs away. The Bella Twins appear and taunt her. Big E Langston is there and Kaitlyn gets made fun of some more.
* Randy Orton vs. Christian is up next.Good back and forth match with the fans into it. Orton gets the win with a RKO.
* Backstage segment with Teddy Long and Paul Heyman. Heyman will be on commentary for tonight's main event.
* Dolph Ziggler comes out and cuts a promo before quickly defeating Drew McIntyre. 3MB tried to attack Ziggler after the match but he escaped them.
* Fandango defeated Justin Gabriel in another quick match.
* Segment with Zeb Colter, Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger cutting a promo.
* Alberto Del Rio and CM Punk went to a double count out. Another long match at tonight's tapings. Paul Heyman was on commentary and at one point got attacked by Del Rio. Punk made the save and fought Del Rio over the barrier and into the crowd for the count out. Punk brought Del Rio back into the ring for GTS to end the show.

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[Crayo]

Looks like a decent show with Heyman & Punk are the center of it.

 

[Lockard 23]

Not much to see here, as usual. A good match with two guys I care about, a decent match (maybe) with only one guy I care about, and maybe two decent promos.

 

[CM Punk]

Christian Vs. Randy Orton... ahh the memories.

 

[Nano]

Christian losing to Orton... It's something new. Really, I'm impressed.

 

[Rogue]

I'll give it a watch and skip the uninteresting parts. I.E the Alicia Fox match.

 

[Snowman1]

This'll be awful but here goes

Spoiler

CM Punk opens SmackDown and we see how he and Curtis Axel beat The Prime Time Players on RAW. Punk talks about winning the WWE Title Money in the Bank match and brings up Brock Lesnar. Alberto Del Rio comes out and wants Punk off his show. Punk rips into Del Rio and the fans start chanting "USA." Teddy Long comes out and makes Punk vs. Del Rio for tonight's main event.

Ohh boy, there can be some gold here:

"Hey, Punk! I'm the Wold Hevyweight Champpi-on, what are you doing on Smackdown"
"I'm under contract, so I'm free to come and go as I please!"
"No! No! You're a Raw superstar?"
"Oh, so the Brand Extension is still a thing? Did you miss that part of the meeting?"

Lmfao, make it racist for twice the fun.

Backstage segment with Punk and Paul Heyman. Heyman wonders if Punk can take Del Rio in the ring tonight. Heyman wants to be in Punk's corner for Money in the Bank but Punk won't let him.

"Hey Punk, I know you won the title from him and then held it for 400 and something days, but I don't know if you can take Del Rio tonight". Hahahahahahahahahahaha, If Paul Heyman can say that with a straight face he deserves an Emmy... actually, he should be second behind Devon talking about the dominance of the Aces and Eights with a straight face a week after being run off 8-on-1 by Sting. Get on Devon's level.

Damien Sandow comes out and cuts a heel promo. The Usos quickly beat Sandow and Cody Rhodes. After the match, The Shield appear on the big screen and promise to bring justice to The Usos at Money in the Bank.

Someone tell the rest of the jobbers to get some facepaint too! All you need is to paint your face and even JTG can win some matches! (Offer not available to Yoshi Tatsu)

* Alicia Fox beat Kaitlyn after AJ Lee came out and skipped around the ring to provide distraction.

* Another vignette for The Wyatt Family.

WOOHOO! :facepalm1: <-----only posting for the Homer visual

* Kaitlyn finds AJ backstage but AJ runs away. The Bella Twins appear and taunt her. Big E Langston is there and Kaitlyn gets made fun of some more.

This segment has been brought to you by Redtube. Redtube. Like the WWE Divas Division, except with sex.

* Randy Orton vs. Christian is up next.Good back and forth match with the fans into it. Orton gets the win with a RKO.

Oh, memories of awful feuds... but top-quality wrestling! This oughta be good.

* Backstage segment with Teddy Long and Paul Heyman. Heyman will be on commentary for tonight's main event.

Heyman... On commentary... For the Punk match... Oh baby:tyson:

Dolph Ziggler comes out and cuts a promo before quickly defeating Drew McIntyre. 3MB tried to attack Ziggler after the match but he escaped them.

I'm here to show the world.. that I'm a babyface. Bitches. I'll take my superbooking with a side of "Hey, IWC, watch me tag with Cena this week on Raw :yay:"

Fandango defeated Justin Gabriel in another quick match.

Segment with Zeb Colter, Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger cutting a promo.

:win: I'm kinda down with that! Maybe they can pick up RVD and then have Zeb bitch about all the drugs crossing the border.

Alberto Del Rio and CM Punk went to a double count out. Another long match at tonight's tapings. Paul Heyman was on commentary and at one point got attacked by Del Rio. Punk made the save and fought Del Rio over the barrier and into the crowd for the count out. Punk brought Del Rio back into the ring for GTS to end the show.

Assume that GTS was a house-show thing... or was it? Either way should be an awesome match, although making ADR look kinda weak like that just seems ridiculous. This guy can't buy good booking as champion, still. Oh well, doesn't look like a bad show outside of the pointless stuff designated by pointless gifs

 

[CM Punk]

Damien Sandow comes out and cuts a heel promo.

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