so like; If a Zombie Infection really happened.....

[KenFan4life]

like there are only 3/4 hours til the shit really starts to hit the fan; what would you do?



I'd go all will smith and start "hitchin" it with mideastern girls and helping cum-vein james get some straight blonde pussy with a pen....:bb:


......WAR!!!:trumpet:

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I'd go batshit insane. Rape every loli and shoot everybody.

 

[Seventh Reason]

I'd have a good look at the bong I'm holding and wonder how the fuck it got this far - probably decide to put it down.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

I have the Zombie Survival Guide, so I definitely wouldn't have to worry. I'd make a trip to a Bass Pro Shop and loot for weapons and outdoor tools. Where I'd set up camp I don't know, but I do know that I would build a deep moat around it, so they just fall in the pit (that wasn't in the Zombie Survival Guide. <Original idea. YEAH!

 

[Airfixx]

I have the Zombie Survival Guide

Essential reading for any modern man (or woman).


Survival or out in a blaze of glory... Anything else is not an option.

 

[Beer Money Army]

i'd get really high.. then attack.....

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

What's funny is last night I had a dream about Zombies that could run, but they couldn't grab, so their mouth reaching you was all you had to worry about. So I was choke-slamming all of the Zombies, lol.

 

[Airfixx]

^^^I am jealous!!!

Fed my brain with enough suitable stimuli over the years, but never once dreamed of zombies.

 

[KenFan4life]

What's funny is last night I had a dream about Zombies that could run, but they couldn't grab, so their mouth reaching you was all you had to worry about. So I was choke-slamming all of the Zombies, lol.

lol...alright Kane.

I'm pretty damn sure that won't cure any infections :dunno:

I mean; how's a chokeslam gonna work....now a Green Bay Plunge on the otherhand...well that's another story....:smartass:


anyways;

I'd probably get a bunch of gas and start running circles around my house and light it up with a match and hide in my "hot" house so they can't get to me...while headbanging to some music and screaming "BLOOD FARTS!!!!"

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Well, when I choke slammed them for some reason their heads would explode upon impact.

^^^I am jealous!!!

Fed my brain with enough suitable stimuli over the years, but never once dreamed of zombies.

Shit it wasn't as awesome as it sounds. Well, it is now, but not when you wake up on the verge of screaming in a cold sweat. I have A LOT of horror dreams. I had one where Michael Meyers was chasing me and every place I would hide, some random shit would happen to draw his attention to me...it happened like 20 times in a row. I had one where velociraptors were in my house and I was hiding behind the curtains in my bedroom, lol. I leaked a little on that one. Then I had one like 20 times about an old time baby carriage in the hallway of my house, the lights were all red and when I got close Freddy Kruger would jump out at me. Same dream every time.

 

[Airfixx]

LOL.... W-A-Y too many horror films during the eighties m'thinks, bro!

Still sounds devilishly 'entertaining' tho'... My dreams, on the rare occasion I have them usually revolve around things that frustrate me... Work, dickheads; crap like that. I guess, as I don't really stress stuff that much in real life, I do it all while I sleep... Just a shame it isn't a bit more metephorical (Dreaming about waiting for a bus that never arrives for example... how can I put it.... COMPLETELY SUCKS SHIT!).

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Yeah, that does suck.

 

[KenFan4life]

I'd probably reinforce my bullet proof glass in my laboratory....

 

[LadyHotrod]

What if other people were infected and you and you friends weren't?

 

[big slow]

like there are only 3/4 hours til the shit really starts to hit the fan; what would you do?



I'd go all will smith and start "hitchin" it with mideastern girls and helping cum-vein james get some straight blonde pussy with a pen....:bb:


......WAR!!!:trumpet:

i'm haz rtrds what did u sey?