Smackdown Spoilers: May 25

[Snowman1]

Smackdown starts with Eve Torres coming out on behalf of John Laurinaitis. Alberto Del Rio comes out asking to face Sheamus for the World title at No Way Out. Randy Orton, then Kane came out as well pleading their case and demanding a shot at the title. There will be a Triple Threat match later with the winner getting the PPV title shot.

*WWE Intercontinental champion Christian defeated Hunico.

*Titus O'Neal and Darren Young defeated The Usos.

*Cody Rhodes promo on getting the IC title back.

*Ryback, sporting a black eye, defeats two wrestlers.

*They air a promo announcing Sin Cara will return next week.

*WWE United States champion Santino Marella defeated Ricardo Rodriguez.

*World champion Sheamus came out and acted as if he was going to apologize for running through John Laurinaitis on Raw but of course, in the end, he didn't.

*World champ Sheamus defeated Jack Swagger in a good match with the Brogue Kick.

*Damien Sandow defeated Yoshi Tatsu with the neckbreaker.

The Big Show came out in a tie. He got YOU SOLD OUT chants. He explained that he backed Big Johnny for a big bonus and to get his job back. The crowd chanted for John Cena.

The main event was a Triple Threat Match. Daniel Bryan ran in and distracted Kane. Alberto Del Rio got the win and will face Sheamus at the PPV.

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Another bad show, this Big Show/Ace/Cena storyline cannot end soon enough.

Why is ADR #1 Contender when he was booked like a complete afterthought going into OTL? Gtfo Kane, go away Ryback, Christian and Hunico should be good, looking forward to Santino vs Ricardo and Rhodes.

Titus and Darren taking out the Usos proves once and for all that the small glimpses of a tag team resurgence were all for naught. Good to see Sin Cara back, where's Drew?

Oh, and Tyson Kidd vs Antonio Cesaro on Superstars.

 

[Crayo]

Smackdown starts with Eve Torres coming out on behalf of John Laurinaitis. Alberto Del Rio comes out asking to face Sheamus for the World title at No Way Out. Randy Orton, then Kane came out as well pleading their case and demanding a shot at the title. There will be a Triple Threat match later with the winner getting the PPV title shot.

-What the fuck? Why is Kane even appearing in this fucking segment? Skipping this segment.

*WWE Intercontinental champion Christian defeated Hunico.

- So they make their new champion beat a wrestler no one gives a fuck about. Way to get Christian over. Skipped.

*Titus O'Neal and Darren Young defeated The Usos.

- At least we see Titus and Young. Will watch this.

*Cody Rhodes promo on getting the IC title back.

- Any Rhodes promo is good. Him facing Christian will be nice. Will watch.

*Ryback, sporting a black eye, defeats two wrestlers.

- Fuck sake just push him already. No one gives a fuck about these local idiots. Will watch because he's an epic monster face.

*They air a promo announcing Sin Cara will return next week.

- Yay

*WWE United States champion Santino Marella defeated Ricardo Rodriguez.

- FIllllllllllllllllerrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Skipped.

*World champion Sheamus came out and acted as if he was going to apologize for running through John Laurinaitis on Raw but of course, in the end, he didn't.

- Skippable segment naturally.

*World champ Sheamus defeated Jack Swagger in a good match with the Brogue Kick.

- once again, skippable. No wonder know one actually gives a flying fuck about Sheamus anymore. Skipped.

*Damien Sandow defeated Yoshi Tatsu with the neckbreaker.

- Sandow ftw. Will watch a bit.

The Big Show came out in a tie. He got YOU SOLD OUT chants. He explained that he backed Big Johnny for a big bonus and to get his job back. The crowd chanted for John Cena.

- So Big Show gets another segment? He's now on both shows? WWE know how much I hate this guy. Fuck sake. Skipped.

The main event was a Triple Threat Match. Daniel Bryan ran in and distracted Kane. Alberto Del Rio got the win and will face Sheamus at the PPV.

- Oh FOR FUCK SAKE. Kane is actually going to be added to Punk/Bryan feud. ARGHHHGHGHGH I can't believe Randy Savage might be right. Sheamus, a guy who is now losing more and more fans and becoming less over because people hate his fucking gimmick, is going to face ADR, a guy who hasn't been able to garner one lonely boo since he joined this fucking company. OH YEAH THIS WILL DRAW. Fucking idiots. So now Orton is left with what? Fuck this SmackDown. Skipped.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

ADR/Sheamus will be a good match, but I'm sure the build will be shitty/nonexistent

Certainly won't be breaking my Smackdownless streak for this show

 

[Crayo]

I'm not sure if Sheamus is being lazy recently, but he's definitely overrated in the ring. If you watch OTL again and watch the WHC match, he looked real bad. Maybe because he was with Orton, Jericho and ADR, three top workers, but I don't think he's as good as some people here think he is.

 

[Snowman1]

Get em, Crayo! Get em! :dawg:

"- So they make their new champion beat a wrestler no one gives a F*** about. Way to get Christian over. Skipped."

This pisses me off. Hunico can work in the ring and can draw heat, but I guess he's too entertaining to be anything more than a jobber. Why is it that whenever someone comes up from FCW, they just job out all their credibility before they even get a chance. Way to build for your future, WWE.

- So Big Show gets another segment? He's now on both shows? WWE know how much I hate this guy. F*** sake. Skipped.

Of course. It's the top feud in WWE, because whatever Cena's doing is more important than anything else.
That's why they didn't cut away from a laid-out Cena to show the entire roster brawling on Raw.
As Triple H says: No man is bigger than the WWE! Fuck sake.

- Oh FOR F*** SAKE. Kane is actually going to be added to Punk/Bryan feud. ARGHHHGHGHGH I can't believe Randy Savage might be right. Sheamus, a guy who is now losing more and more fans and becoming less over because people hate his F**cking gimmick, is going to face ADR, a guy who hasn't been able to garner one lonely boo since he joined this F**cking company. OH YEAH THIS WILL DRAW. F**cking idiots. So now Orton is left with what? F*** this SmackDown. Skipped.

Hunico is more over than ADR. Orton's left with Jericho. Filler. Didn't they have this planned out already, then change the plans to make it a Fatal 4-Way because THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!?!? They've done all they could to weaken ADR ever since, what a great way to build a title contender.

But I guess the best way to go is to make the WWE Title Feud about someone else, since Daniel Bryan's the most over face in the company (nice job, WWE)... but they're turning Kane face as well as Bryan feuds with him... What the Fuck? This... This... Please, nobody ever rip TNA's booking again.

What do you mean by Savage might be right?

As for Sheamful being overrated, I like the guy and think he can work, but ever since his babyface turn his offense has continued to diminish. His moveset is a complete joke right now, the running axehandle is pathetic, the hung-in-ropes chest beating thing is bullshit, his new finisher is the worst I may have ever seen...

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

His move set is definitely a watered down mess at this point, but ADR will carry him to a good match. Sheamus is a good worker, his match with Bryan and the ending to the Rumble with he and Jericho are two fairly recent examples of him putting on a good show (Albeit it with two amazing workers obviously)

 

[Crayo]

Yeah I was going to bring up his ER match to defend him, but to be honest, it's like having a match with Shawn Michaels when you face Bryan or Jericho. You know they're going to make you look good. ADR is fantastic and grossly underrated in the ring. He was right up there with Orton and Jericho who are probably contenders for best wrestlers in WWE (obviously behind D Bry), but Sheamus went in the ring and killed the crowd with heavy punches and ugh. I'll be optimistic though, let's see what ADR can do.

Aries is creating a similar rep to Bryan atm, as is Styles (who sort of already has it, but is lacking consistency :S).

 

[Snowman1]

ADR really needs a better (or more diverse) moveset in general, but I've talked to several people who watched Wrestlemania 27 and saw how Edge wouldn't tap to his little armbar, and simply cannot take the guy seriously one and a half years later. If he could have that thing locked in on Edge for that long, how effective is that move to begin with? How can you expect him to beat Super Sheamus with that?

P.S. Just accidentally saw the NXT spoilers. This is the worst week of wrestling ever, good grief.
The Tyson Kidd Superstars Match should be MOTW as it always is, but other than that this whole week can go to hell.

 

[I'll See Ya Kia]

I like Sheamus, but he's not John or Punk. Actually, Punk isn't John either. I enjoy Sheamus a lot, but I do agree with some of you about Punk. He seems unhappy or at least un-energetic (sp). The person out there right now, seems totally unlike the person I've heard him to be It's sad.

 

[Stopspot]

Kia: Who in this thread says Punk was lazy? The only Star whose been accused of being lazy in this thread that I can see is Sheamus and rightfully so. Guy has been horrible on the mic and in the ring lately. That's what you get when you are friends with the boss.

 

[I'll See Ya Kia]

I dont recall calling anyone lazy exactly, only that Punk seems to not be himself right now. Its sappy and he seems to enjoy working with Bryan. Then again, I also read Punk is always slightly on edge

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Kia: Who in this thread says Punk was lazy? The only Star whose been accused of being lazy in this thread that I can see is Sheamus and rightfully so. Guy has been horrible on the mic and in the ring lately. That's what you get when you are friends with the boss.

I would probably be lazy as well if WWE cut off my character's nuts like they have with Punk or Sheamus. It's a shame that to become a top guy in WWE you have to sell out to some extent. In their minds they can't enjoy playing these cheesy characters if I were to guess.