Smackdown Spoilers: May 11

[Snowman1]

Stole your thread, Crayola. 1:
Holy crap, 10 matches!

1. Sheamus and Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho and Alberto Del Rio ended in a DQ. A big brawl broke out and referees came out to separate the four players in the Over The Limit Fatal Four Way match.

2. A.J. defeated Kaitlyn. A.J. destroyed her. Daniel Bryan came out and saw A.J. in a new light. He said that after he wins the WWE Championship, he's moving on to Kaitlyn.

3. Daniel Bryan beat Big Show via John Laurinaitis's ruling. Laurinaitis interrupted the match and called it in favor of Bryan, claiming Big Show tapped. Laurinaitis then ordered Big Show to apologize again.

4. Ryback defeated Heath Slater. Before the match, Heath Slater came out and talked crap about Ryback. He called him a caveman with a peanut brain. Ryback came out and squashed him.

5. Antonio Cesaro (w/Aksana) defeated Alex Riley. Teddy Long handled the introductions. Aksana told Long that they are just friends, but she is lovers with Cesaro. Aksana and Cesaro made out in front of Long after the match.

6. Randy Orton fought Alberto Del Rio to an apparent double DQ. Ricardo interrupted Orton as he was preparing for the match. He jumped from the top rope and was RKO'd. The match was thrown out. Del Rio applied the cross arm breaker after the match.

7. R-Truth (w/Kofi Kingston) defeated Jack Swagger (w/Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero).

8. Titus O'Neil and Darren Young defeated Zack Ryder and Santino Marella. Titus and Young ranted about being the next WWE Tag Champions.

Matt Striker interviewed Damien Sandow and asked him why he didn't compete. Sandow spoke about being a savior to the masses and a light of beacon for enlightenment.

9. Brodus Clay defeated Hunico (w/Camacho). Hunico and Camacho attacked Clay. Brodus came back and went Funkadellic and got the win.

10. Sheamus defeated Chris Jericho by DQ. Alberto Del Rio interfered for hte DQ. Randy Orton ran out. Del Rio took finishers from the babyfaces, and Jericho ran away. Sheamus and Orton spoke face-to-face. Sheamus left.

Lots of different things going on, love that. At least they are making the title match feel important... but the show still doesn't look that good. Typical Squashdown.

And where the fack did Mark Henry go?

 

[Zamorakian]

Sandow is a boss haha.

Looks like it could be good, especially the build-up for the Fatal Four Way match.

 

[Hannah Bee]

SmackDown!'s better than RAW ATM. Really nice!

So, Orton's a tweener now? Or he's going heel again? )

 

[Stopspot]

Swagger has a match? That means.......

 

[Crayo]

So Randy Orton has 2 matches, every single WHC related segment ended in DQ? Overkill. Better than most SmackDown's though. You still have the complete utter clusterfucks but I think this might be a SmackDown I might not score in the negatives. Bryan appearing, ADR and Jericho not looking completely Blue. AZCtually, scratch that, just saw ADR eating both super-finishers. Teddy Long having his casual pervert segment is annoying. Clay and Ryback squash again. Sandow being a boss. Cesaro having a match.

Meh, will still YT it.

 

[Asskicker]

Still going to YT a bit of it too Crayo. But by god almighty does it seem just as crappy as mondays raw.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

3. Daniel Bryan beat Big Show via John Laurinaitis's ruling. Laurinaitis interrupted the match and called it in favor of Bryan, claiming Big Show tapped. Laurinaitis then ordered Big Show to apologize again.

This sounds awesome. The rest sounds like shit

 

[Crayo]

Yeah, unfortunately it's going to work out with Show going nuts and burying Ace. -.-

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Nobody could bury Ace

 

[Snowman1]

If Santino and Brodus are still teaming, that's 3 segments spent on the tag division. How can you not love that?

 

[Crayo]

Because having tag-team matches/segments doesn't equal a tag-team division.

"Brodus came back and went Funkadellic and got the win" - lol'd.

 

[Asskicker]

Nobody could bury Ace

^ Nobody is bigger than People Power! @{Crayo]

 

[Crayo]

Lol fair point .

 

[Big Hoss Rambler]

3. Daniel Bryan beat Big Show via John Laurinaitis's ruling. Laurinaitis interrupted the match and called it in favor of Bryan, claiming Big Show tapped. Laurinaitis then ordered Big Show to apologize again.

This sounds awesome. The rest sounds like s***

Same here.

 

[Jonathan]

Incoming Big Show heel turn. Cody is going face and Show heel. The dirtsheets say their feud is culminating at Over The Limit.

We need another monster heel. :