Happy 4th of July to all and welcome to the 4th of July Smackdown!
The VIP Lounge kicks off SD. And his guest? HHH! Hey looks like they really ARE trying to make SD look like a legit brand. MVP sucks up to begin with, like a good little heel. He points out that its been half a decade since the Game was there and that their have been a lot of changes. H says he’s a fan of MVP. He says he likes his clothes, especially his Power Ranger tights. Haha, H mentions Dr. Black. SHOOT! SHOOT! MVP says he makes more money than H, ha! No. He then calls MVP the biggest waste of money in Smackdown history. He even says “I came out here to get a rub off of you kidâ€. Nice. Triple H and MVP then play footage of Edge getting his ass handed to him and then losing the WHC and then the subsequent action of what was a fucking awesome Raw. And I will say, props to Edge and anyone else who take the GTS full on without blocking. MVP and HHH make some jokes at Edge’s expense including “I guess Edge got….Punked out†:shifty: good shit. And then it all gets ruined. EXCUSE ME!!! Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that’s enough. HHH congrats her on her upcoming wedding and then makes a joke at his own expense about “marrying the bosses daughterâ€. Rofl. And then he references his own drive thru wedding angle from many moons ago! HAHAHA. Vickie and then runs down Edge’s accomplishments, getting rid of Taker and always defeating Batista. Trips then says Vickie is right, there are some things that Edge has done…looking at Vickie, that he will never do. She says Edge will be here soon and he wont be happy. I guess he’s still slapping HnR Edgeheads around. She finishes it up with announcing Edge vs. HHH at the GAB. LETS GET IT ON!! So HHH is on Smackdown for 10 minutes and its already becoming a better show. No, he’s not good…..
Smackdown shows off its new Diva’s title belt and it looks very girly. We get another 15 women vs. a pole match with Nattie and her RED hair on commentary.
Michelle McCool vs. Victoria vs. Cherry vs. Maryse vs. Kelly Kelly
We get a nice story about the most insane man in WWE history Jim “The Anvil†Neidhart. Victoria is the first go get really close but a superplex from Cherry stops that. Michelle goes for it but Maryse stops her and goes for it. Cherry and Kelly get her off there with the Electric Chair. Good stuff. Kelly and Cherry duke it out and takes the lead with a catapult. Victoria knocks Cherry down and then hits a slingshot legdrop. Victoria is inches from it but Michelle stops her. Kelly drops both of them to the floor but a little too quickly Michelle McCool is back up and gets the W.
Winner: Michelle McCool
Match Rating: **
Notes: Nattie Neidhart is better on the mic than her uncle Bret.
Vickie summons Hawkins and Ryder and berates them for letting Edge lose his title. She then books our next match, RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK! Oh wait, here’s Edge. Everyone is staring at him and he no likey!
We get a very well done promo vid of “The Moscow Mauler†Vladimir Kozlov. Yeah, he’s a beast.
HnR Edgehead vs. Jesse & Festus
Festus come out dressed as Uncle Sam. Rofl. As he is making his transformation, Hawkins and Ryder jump him but its to no avail. Jesse tags in and the match gets competitive. Ryder tags in Hawkins and he does a “Perfect†necksnapper. (look it up) Chinlock and some frequent tags lead to some heat on the twins. Jesse inches towards the colossus and YES, we get the tag. He comes in and cleans house impressively as usual. Festus hits the FLYING BISCUIT and then his F-5 thing for the win.
Winners: Jesse & Festus
Match Rating: **3/4
Post Match: Edges music hits and the three destroy the two. Edge takes advantage of the stoic Festus and beats the fuck out of him. HnR hold Jesse while he CRACKS Festus over the head! That’s a shotgun shot!
Notes: Good way to get heat but the match has been done to death, imo.
Edge and Vickie have a lovers quarrel. She calls him an idiot because, well, he is. Vickie shows some backbone and Edge storms off.
Jeff Hardy comes out and the fans go apeshit. EXCEPT FOR THE ONE GUY WITH THE JEFF HARD SUCKS SIGN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jeff Hardy vs. John Morrison
Way to sacrifice the tag champs to the slaughter. Morrison vs. Matt was good so I bet this will be just as good. Johnny M comes out throwing he lumber but Jeff uses his bulk to get back into it. Single leg into a top armbar into a headlock by Jeff into a top wristlock by Morrison into a flip and a toss out by Jeff. Nice sequence that looked natural. Crossbody on the outside by Jeff and action goes back in. Jeff goes for his two legged thingy but Nitro counters it and then hits a vicious running knee. Morrison takes over with a slower but very much stiff offense. Mule kick by Jeff takes down John. Hardy goes for his vaulting kick but Morrison counters THAT and tosses him out of the ring and we go to commercial.
Back from commercial and Jeff is in a sitting arm bar. Hardy fights off JM and goes for a Whisper In The Wind and MISSES. Sit down armbreaker leads to a 2 on Jeff. Morrison synches in another armlock. Hardy gets a 2 with a quick roll up. Morrison attacks Jeff with almost martial arts like tenacity and movement. To the 2nd rope goes John and goes for a hurricanrana but Jeff turns it into a POWERBOMB. TOF reversed but Hardy hits the Whisper in the Wind. Peyley kick almost gets a three on Hardy. Jeff hits his sit down facebuster thing and then the Swanton for the W.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Match Rating: ***1/2
Comments: Wow was that great or what? Download this shit if you didn’t see it!
Umaga vs. Funaki
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Winner: Umaga
Match Raing: ½*
We get more bickering. Edge tells Vickie to STFU. He then says “SPEAK TO ME IN ENGLISH†to which he says GET OUUUUUUUT doing her best Stephanie impression. Edge tries to go back and apologize but gets locked out. Loser. I at least take my key with me…
Mr. Kennedy comes out and does his thing and we get set for our main event.
July Fatal 4 Way for the WWE United States Title: Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Chavo Guerrero (w/ Bam Neely >_>)
Matt attacks Chavo and the blondes go at it. Matt and Ken then face off. HE I WAS AT YOUR WEDDING FUCKER YOU CANT HIT ME from Matt. Ken hammers Matt in the corner but Chavo stops that. Kennedy nails Matt and Chavo with Stereo clotheslines. Some fast action as Shelton comes in with a kick and we get a shit ton of moves that I cant completely recall (I think it was kick into hurricanrana into sunset flip into another sunset flip) Hardy and Kennedy hit a double down and we go to commercial.
Back from commercial and Kennedy has taken over. He sets up Matt for a superplex and we get our obligatory Superbomb combo. Chavo comes in and nails Kennedy and then takes over on Matt with the three amigos and then a frog splash. Kennedy stops the three. Matt gets up and hits a twist of fate on Chavo out of NOWHERE but then gets attacked by Shelton but ducks and takes him out. Kennedy comes with a beeline but Matt tosses him out on top of Neely >_> Shelton comes back in and gets TOFd atop of Chavo for the win. Another great effing match.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Match Rating: ***1/2
Edge comes out to complain. He says he was robbed. He then says HnR should be kissing his ass. Edge goes on to say Trips is going down. Finally, he’s about to tell us that Vickie’s pussy smells like tuna when she comes out and begs him to stop. He comes out of the ring and then yells at Vickie saying THE WEDDING IS OFF which make the crowd pop. Edge leaves Vickie in a tantrum not seen since Christian Cage and that’s it for SD.
Well this was a damn good Smackdown with most of the new draftees. It was a great SD from top to bottom, even the tantrum at the end was hilarious. Glad to see that cunt got what was coming to her. Well that’s it for this week, remember to check out SPs Raw and ECW
The VIP Lounge kicks off SD. And his guest? HHH! Hey looks like they really ARE trying to make SD look like a legit brand. MVP sucks up to begin with, like a good little heel. He points out that its been half a decade since the Game was there and that their have been a lot of changes. H says he’s a fan of MVP. He says he likes his clothes, especially his Power Ranger tights. Haha, H mentions Dr. Black. SHOOT! SHOOT! MVP says he makes more money than H, ha! No. He then calls MVP the biggest waste of money in Smackdown history. He even says “I came out here to get a rub off of you kidâ€. Nice. Triple H and MVP then play footage of Edge getting his ass handed to him and then losing the WHC and then the subsequent action of what was a fucking awesome Raw. And I will say, props to Edge and anyone else who take the GTS full on without blocking. MVP and HHH make some jokes at Edge’s expense including “I guess Edge got….Punked out†:shifty: good shit. And then it all gets ruined. EXCUSE ME!!! Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that’s enough. HHH congrats her on her upcoming wedding and then makes a joke at his own expense about “marrying the bosses daughterâ€. Rofl. And then he references his own drive thru wedding angle from many moons ago! HAHAHA. Vickie and then runs down Edge’s accomplishments, getting rid of Taker and always defeating Batista. Trips then says Vickie is right, there are some things that Edge has done…looking at Vickie, that he will never do. She says Edge will be here soon and he wont be happy. I guess he’s still slapping HnR Edgeheads around. She finishes it up with announcing Edge vs. HHH at the GAB. LETS GET IT ON!! So HHH is on Smackdown for 10 minutes and its already becoming a better show. No, he’s not good…..
Smackdown shows off its new Diva’s title belt and it looks very girly. We get another 15 women vs. a pole match with Nattie and her RED hair on commentary.
Michelle McCool vs. Victoria vs. Cherry vs. Maryse vs. Kelly Kelly
We get a nice story about the most insane man in WWE history Jim “The Anvil†Neidhart. Victoria is the first go get really close but a superplex from Cherry stops that. Michelle goes for it but Maryse stops her and goes for it. Cherry and Kelly get her off there with the Electric Chair. Good stuff. Kelly and Cherry duke it out and takes the lead with a catapult. Victoria knocks Cherry down and then hits a slingshot legdrop. Victoria is inches from it but Michelle stops her. Kelly drops both of them to the floor but a little too quickly Michelle McCool is back up and gets the W.
Winner: Michelle McCool
Match Rating: **
Notes: Nattie Neidhart is better on the mic than her uncle Bret.
Vickie summons Hawkins and Ryder and berates them for letting Edge lose his title. She then books our next match, RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK! Oh wait, here’s Edge. Everyone is staring at him and he no likey!
We get a very well done promo vid of “The Moscow Mauler†Vladimir Kozlov. Yeah, he’s a beast.
HnR Edgehead vs. Jesse & Festus
Festus come out dressed as Uncle Sam. Rofl. As he is making his transformation, Hawkins and Ryder jump him but its to no avail. Jesse tags in and the match gets competitive. Ryder tags in Hawkins and he does a “Perfect†necksnapper. (look it up) Chinlock and some frequent tags lead to some heat on the twins. Jesse inches towards the colossus and YES, we get the tag. He comes in and cleans house impressively as usual. Festus hits the FLYING BISCUIT and then his F-5 thing for the win.
Winners: Jesse & Festus
Match Rating: **3/4
Post Match: Edges music hits and the three destroy the two. Edge takes advantage of the stoic Festus and beats the fuck out of him. HnR hold Jesse while he CRACKS Festus over the head! That’s a shotgun shot!
Notes: Good way to get heat but the match has been done to death, imo.
Edge and Vickie have a lovers quarrel. She calls him an idiot because, well, he is. Vickie shows some backbone and Edge storms off.
Jeff Hardy comes out and the fans go apeshit. EXCEPT FOR THE ONE GUY WITH THE JEFF HARD SUCKS SIGN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jeff Hardy vs. John Morrison
Way to sacrifice the tag champs to the slaughter. Morrison vs. Matt was good so I bet this will be just as good. Johnny M comes out throwing he lumber but Jeff uses his bulk to get back into it. Single leg into a top armbar into a headlock by Jeff into a top wristlock by Morrison into a flip and a toss out by Jeff. Nice sequence that looked natural. Crossbody on the outside by Jeff and action goes back in. Jeff goes for his two legged thingy but Nitro counters it and then hits a vicious running knee. Morrison takes over with a slower but very much stiff offense. Mule kick by Jeff takes down John. Hardy goes for his vaulting kick but Morrison counters THAT and tosses him out of the ring and we go to commercial.
Back from commercial and Jeff is in a sitting arm bar. Hardy fights off JM and goes for a Whisper In The Wind and MISSES. Sit down armbreaker leads to a 2 on Jeff. Morrison synches in another armlock. Hardy gets a 2 with a quick roll up. Morrison attacks Jeff with almost martial arts like tenacity and movement. To the 2nd rope goes John and goes for a hurricanrana but Jeff turns it into a POWERBOMB. TOF reversed but Hardy hits the Whisper in the Wind. Peyley kick almost gets a three on Hardy. Jeff hits his sit down facebuster thing and then the Swanton for the W.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Match Rating: ***1/2
Comments: Wow was that great or what? Download this shit if you didn’t see it!
Umaga vs. Funaki
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Winner: Umaga
Match Raing: ½*
We get more bickering. Edge tells Vickie to STFU. He then says “SPEAK TO ME IN ENGLISH†to which he says GET OUUUUUUUT doing her best Stephanie impression. Edge tries to go back and apologize but gets locked out. Loser. I at least take my key with me…
Mr. Kennedy comes out and does his thing and we get set for our main event.
July Fatal 4 Way for the WWE United States Title: Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Chavo Guerrero (w/ Bam Neely >_>)
Matt attacks Chavo and the blondes go at it. Matt and Ken then face off. HE I WAS AT YOUR WEDDING FUCKER YOU CANT HIT ME from Matt. Ken hammers Matt in the corner but Chavo stops that. Kennedy nails Matt and Chavo with Stereo clotheslines. Some fast action as Shelton comes in with a kick and we get a shit ton of moves that I cant completely recall (I think it was kick into hurricanrana into sunset flip into another sunset flip) Hardy and Kennedy hit a double down and we go to commercial.
Back from commercial and Kennedy has taken over. He sets up Matt for a superplex and we get our obligatory Superbomb combo. Chavo comes in and nails Kennedy and then takes over on Matt with the three amigos and then a frog splash. Kennedy stops the three. Matt gets up and hits a twist of fate on Chavo out of NOWHERE but then gets attacked by Shelton but ducks and takes him out. Kennedy comes with a beeline but Matt tosses him out on top of Neely >_> Shelton comes back in and gets TOFd atop of Chavo for the win. Another great effing match.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Match Rating: ***1/2
Edge comes out to complain. He says he was robbed. He then says HnR should be kissing his ass. Edge goes on to say Trips is going down. Finally, he’s about to tell us that Vickie’s pussy smells like tuna when she comes out and begs him to stop. He comes out of the ring and then yells at Vickie saying THE WEDDING IS OFF which make the crowd pop. Edge leaves Vickie in a tantrum not seen since Christian Cage and that’s it for SD.
Well this was a damn good Smackdown with most of the new draftees. It was a great SD from top to bottom, even the tantrum at the end was hilarious. Glad to see that cunt got what was coming to her. Well that’s it for this week, remember to check out SPs Raw and ECW
