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The tron comes to life in the arena as the fans get to their feet and they are amazed as FINALLY after what was thought to be his last match at SummerSlam… it turns out it isn’t as they see The Rock on camera one more time. Via satellite! The fans in attendance are not caring all that much and are still cheering as loud as they possibly can because FINALLY… The Rock is back. One more time.
Rock: After WrestleMania against Austin it was believed that it was the end of an era, it was believed that The Rock was done. The Rock had done it all winning at WrestleMania and being inducted into the Hall of Fame. But that wasn’t it. It wasn’t it because there was still one more match left in The Rock and that match was against CM Punk. That match was Hell in a Cell. That match was to seal everything that The Rock went through with CM Punk over the course of two years. Two years coming to a close. And then it was believed that it was all over. It was believed that The Rock was done. It was believed that The Rock’s career inside of the ring was coming to a conclusion and that there was nothing left, that there was nobody left for The Rock to face. But then… then The Rock got a call. The Rock pulled out the People’s cell phone… ca caw… Hello and who in the blue hell are you? Oh you want The Rock to face who? Who in the bluest of blue hell is that jabroni? Really? Well sign The Rock up for one more go. And after that… history was made as…
FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK! TO …ah hell… that should be enough right? Heh.
The fans in attendance begin a Rocky chant even though the catchphrase was a little different than usual.
But this… this is a dream come true for so many people. This is a dream come true for so many stars out there today because in the couple years that The Rock ran over UCW it was a streak so magical, so unbelievable that you had to be there to understand just how dominating it was. That there was NOBODY that could match up to what The Rock accomplished. There was nobody that could come close to even mimicking what The Rock did while there. There is nobody that will ever come close ever again to doing anything remotely close to what The Rock did. The Rock changed the landscape of what wrestling was and is. The Rock revolutionized, electrified, and The Rock pussified all those that stood against him. The Rock made men that saw the card and saw that they had to face off against The Rock turn into little pussies. Because they realized that they were facing off against a man. A real man. And us real men… we fear nobody. Those boys feared a man. And this man right here… is at real as it gets. This man here is the man that will do anything and everything to get to the top and stay at the top and that is precisely what this real man here did. That is why this man became the first ever triple crown heavyweight champion in UCW, why this man became the first EVER two time UCW champion. Something the beloved James Storm and Edge could not even accomplish. That is why this man here… could choose when he was going to call it a career. But… this career is not over yet… oh no not yet because there is one more that believes that he will be something. There is one more that believes that he can do something. D’Angelo Dinero.
After saying the name The Rock pauses for a few seconds before continuing.
D’Angelo Dinero, who in the bluest of blue hell are you? The Rock got the call and was told that you wanted to face off against The Rock. That you wanted to challenge The Great One. That you wanted to prove to the world that you are the best out there… and in order to be the best you had to challenge the best. That when The Rock left you attempted to take over and people might have seen you as the next great one. That you were next in line… but understand this kid… there is and will never be anybody EVER that will be greater than The Rock. You can strive, you can climb, you can conquer every single mountain in the known universe but there is one thing that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, no matter anything that you feeble little mind can put together… you will NEVER be greater than The Rock. That is a feat that nobody will ever be able to accomplish. For in the end… The Rock is and will forever be looked upon as the greatest to ever grace the ring, the greatest to ever lace his boots inside of the squared circle and simply the greatest champion to have ever competed. Where as… the only thing that you will be known for after all this is said and done is your goofy name. Really? Dinero? Your name speaks everything…
You are obsolete. Your name is pretty much telling everyone that you are obsolete. Nobody uses that form of currency anymore and now you’re trying to bring it back? Nobody wants anything to do with it and now you want to march up on The Rock’s door step, enter The People’s ring and step inside and go one on one with The People’s Champion? The Obsolete One going against The Great One. Well The Rock has never backed down from a challenge and certainly will not back down from this challenge as people seem to believe that you have what it takes. The four or five fans that you have seem to believe that you will be able to take down The Rock where as the millions… and millions of Rock fans worldwide know without a shadow of a doubt that there is none that can match up to what The Rock can do inside the ring and you aren’t even a blip on the talent radar that The Rock has scouring the globe for worthy challengers. Hell the radar saw you and said to the Rock… what? The Rock thought for a second did this radar just say what? And surely it did so The Rock investigated and when The Rock saw it was you… The Rock said what? So The Rock then went to the store that he picked up this radar and asked the hot mama at the counter if the radar has ever talked before and she said no. Then she tried to get a piece of the People’s Strudel in exchange for a piece of that poontang pie… But The Rock was on business and showed her.
The radar found you and said what? The Rock looked again and said what. She looked and said what? So in the end… D’Angelo… nobody knows who you were before this match other than your handful of fans but after this match everyone will know you, the millions and millions of fans will appreciate you because you will be the one to have brought The Rock back out of retirement for one more match and for that… the fans will appreciate you because this is their dream come true to finally see what greatness is face to face. To finally understand what the term “best in the world†truly means. And this will be their opportunity to finally see The Rock live and in action. And so with all of that said… The Rock is curious if you still want to try to bring your monkey ass out and still stick to this or are the fans just going to be graced with the presence of The Rock while you stay in back with your tail tucked between your legs because you are too much of a chicken shit to challenge someone like The Rock. But if you do have the balls… The Rock will issue this challenge… Just Bring It.
Bitch.
The tron focuses on The Rock for a little bit longer before fading to black as the fans are still standing on their feet.
Rock: After WrestleMania against Austin it was believed that it was the end of an era, it was believed that The Rock was done. The Rock had done it all winning at WrestleMania and being inducted into the Hall of Fame. But that wasn’t it. It wasn’t it because there was still one more match left in The Rock and that match was against CM Punk. That match was Hell in a Cell. That match was to seal everything that The Rock went through with CM Punk over the course of two years. Two years coming to a close. And then it was believed that it was all over. It was believed that The Rock was done. It was believed that The Rock’s career inside of the ring was coming to a conclusion and that there was nothing left, that there was nobody left for The Rock to face. But then… then The Rock got a call. The Rock pulled out the People’s cell phone… ca caw… Hello and who in the blue hell are you? Oh you want The Rock to face who? Who in the bluest of blue hell is that jabroni? Really? Well sign The Rock up for one more go. And after that… history was made as…
FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK! TO …ah hell… that should be enough right? Heh.
The fans in attendance begin a Rocky chant even though the catchphrase was a little different than usual.
But this… this is a dream come true for so many people. This is a dream come true for so many stars out there today because in the couple years that The Rock ran over UCW it was a streak so magical, so unbelievable that you had to be there to understand just how dominating it was. That there was NOBODY that could match up to what The Rock accomplished. There was nobody that could come close to even mimicking what The Rock did while there. There is nobody that will ever come close ever again to doing anything remotely close to what The Rock did. The Rock changed the landscape of what wrestling was and is. The Rock revolutionized, electrified, and The Rock pussified all those that stood against him. The Rock made men that saw the card and saw that they had to face off against The Rock turn into little pussies. Because they realized that they were facing off against a man. A real man. And us real men… we fear nobody. Those boys feared a man. And this man right here… is at real as it gets. This man here is the man that will do anything and everything to get to the top and stay at the top and that is precisely what this real man here did. That is why this man became the first ever triple crown heavyweight champion in UCW, why this man became the first EVER two time UCW champion. Something the beloved James Storm and Edge could not even accomplish. That is why this man here… could choose when he was going to call it a career. But… this career is not over yet… oh no not yet because there is one more that believes that he will be something. There is one more that believes that he can do something. D’Angelo Dinero.
After saying the name The Rock pauses for a few seconds before continuing.
D’Angelo Dinero, who in the bluest of blue hell are you? The Rock got the call and was told that you wanted to face off against The Rock. That you wanted to challenge The Great One. That you wanted to prove to the world that you are the best out there… and in order to be the best you had to challenge the best. That when The Rock left you attempted to take over and people might have seen you as the next great one. That you were next in line… but understand this kid… there is and will never be anybody EVER that will be greater than The Rock. You can strive, you can climb, you can conquer every single mountain in the known universe but there is one thing that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, no matter anything that you feeble little mind can put together… you will NEVER be greater than The Rock. That is a feat that nobody will ever be able to accomplish. For in the end… The Rock is and will forever be looked upon as the greatest to ever grace the ring, the greatest to ever lace his boots inside of the squared circle and simply the greatest champion to have ever competed. Where as… the only thing that you will be known for after all this is said and done is your goofy name. Really? Dinero? Your name speaks everything…
You are obsolete. Your name is pretty much telling everyone that you are obsolete. Nobody uses that form of currency anymore and now you’re trying to bring it back? Nobody wants anything to do with it and now you want to march up on The Rock’s door step, enter The People’s ring and step inside and go one on one with The People’s Champion? The Obsolete One going against The Great One. Well The Rock has never backed down from a challenge and certainly will not back down from this challenge as people seem to believe that you have what it takes. The four or five fans that you have seem to believe that you will be able to take down The Rock where as the millions… and millions of Rock fans worldwide know without a shadow of a doubt that there is none that can match up to what The Rock can do inside the ring and you aren’t even a blip on the talent radar that The Rock has scouring the globe for worthy challengers. Hell the radar saw you and said to the Rock… what? The Rock thought for a second did this radar just say what? And surely it did so The Rock investigated and when The Rock saw it was you… The Rock said what? So The Rock then went to the store that he picked up this radar and asked the hot mama at the counter if the radar has ever talked before and she said no. Then she tried to get a piece of the People’s Strudel in exchange for a piece of that poontang pie… But The Rock was on business and showed her.
The radar found you and said what? The Rock looked again and said what. She looked and said what? So in the end… D’Angelo… nobody knows who you were before this match other than your handful of fans but after this match everyone will know you, the millions and millions of fans will appreciate you because you will be the one to have brought The Rock back out of retirement for one more match and for that… the fans will appreciate you because this is their dream come true to finally see what greatness is face to face. To finally understand what the term “best in the world†truly means. And this will be their opportunity to finally see The Rock live and in action. And so with all of that said… The Rock is curious if you still want to try to bring your monkey ass out and still stick to this or are the fans just going to be graced with the presence of The Rock while you stay in back with your tail tucked between your legs because you are too much of a chicken shit to challenge someone like The Rock. But if you do have the balls… The Rock will issue this challenge… Just Bring It.
Bitch.
The tron focuses on The Rock for a little bit longer before fading to black as the fans are still standing on their feet.