Shitty joke thread

[Senhor Perfect]

What do you call lint on a vagina?

Spoiler

Clitty Litter! Hoo hoo :jeritroll:

 

[Lady Deathbane]

What’s the golfers favorite part of the body?

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The butt hole. :jeritroll:

 

[DarksideTrin]

Ever go down on an elderly lady?












Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

[Senhor Perfect]

What's the difference between a cactus and Mercedes' drivers?

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A cactus has the pricks on the outside! :jeritroll:

 

[Lady Deathbane]

What do terrorists do on New Years?

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Watch the bomb drop. :woo1:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

How do you gross out an archaeologist?

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Show him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. :jeritroll:

 

[Stopspot]

Enough with these Holocaust jokes already! My grandfather died in Auschwitz.

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He fell out of the guard tower after slipping on a banana peel.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

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They can smell it, but can't eat it! :jeritroll:

 

[Stopspot]

What do you say when you see a TV floating in thin air in the middle of the night?

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"Drop the TV blackie!"

 

[Donald Trump_]

I don't get it.

 

[Lady Deathbane]

What do you say when you see a TV floating in thin air in the middle of the night?

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"Drop the TV blackie!"

You made this shitty racist jokes now. Upping the level, I see. :notsure:



Why can’t puerto ricans be doctors?

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You can’t sign your name in spray paint.

 

[ThreeXBetterThanU]

Re: RE: Shitty joke thread

What's the worlds cheapest meat?

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Deer nuts, they're under a buck

~Three Said That~

 

[Donald Trump_]

What's the worlds cheapest meat?

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Deer nuts, they're under a buck

~Three Said That~

That one was actually good.

 

[Rysenberg]

I recently auditioned for a movie about walking dogs...

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I got the lead tunga:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

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Where you put the cucumber :jeritroll:

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple?

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At least a pimple waits until you’re a teenager, before it cums on your face! :jeritroll:

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

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One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. :jeritroll: