Sex, Marry or Kill?

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

I'm going to list three people and you tell me which one you'd like to just have sex with, which one you'd marry and which one you'd kill.. then the person who responds gets to have the same question with 3 other people..

So first person up here are your 3 people..

Sylvester Stallone, Hellen Keller and Justin Bieber

GO!

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Fuck Biebs
Marry Stallone for the money
kill Hellen Keller because she's already dead

Betty White, Chyna and Linda McMahon

 

[Bort]

Sex? I don't think it's called that way.

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

Sex? I don't think it's called that way.

Oh I know, it's Fuck, Kill, Marry but I didn't want to put Fuck in a thread title, too vulgar for my taste

Fuck Biebs
Marry Stallone for the money
kill Hellen Keller because she's already dead

Betty White, Chyna and Linda McMahon

Lol tough one, I like it..

Fuck Chyna, Marry Betty (money purposes) and Kill Linda I suppose?
I guess I'd marry Linda if she divorced Vince and took all of his assets..


Mark Henry, Michelle Obama ,Wesley Snipes

 

[Roadster]

Fuck Henry
Marry Obama (Powah)
Kill Snipes

Mike Tyson, Putin and Jimmy Carter

 

[Farooq]

This is a trick question since you can't kill or fuck Mike Tyson, he fucks you. So Tyson is marriage by default.

Fuck Putin and kill Jimmy Carter. This is awkward.

Hideo Kojima, Chris Cornell and Bill Clinton

 

[Vicka]

Fuck Hideo, kill bill, marry chris.

 

[Roadster]

Bill Clinton fucks you, it's automatically a fuck.

Hideo Kojima can get my hand in marriage and Chris Cornell can fuck off.

Kota Ibushi, Chris Angel and Bob Barker

 

[Rogue]

Fuck Ibushi
Mary Bob Barker
Kill Chris Angel

Kanye West, Tom Hanks, and Dane Cook

 

[Roadster]

Fuck Dane Cook
Marry Tom Hanks
Kill Kanye West

Missy Hyatt, Rosanne Barr, Jay-Z

 

[Just Kevin]

Fuck Dane Cook
Marry Tom Hanks
Kill Kanye West

Missy Hyatt, Rosanne Barr, Jay-Z

Fuck Missy Hyatt
Marry Jay-Z
Kill Rosanne Barr

Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Katt Williams

 

[Roadster]

Fuck Kevin Hart
Marry Chris Rock
Kill Katt Williams

John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and Daniel Tosh.

 

[Rogue]

Screw John Oliver
Marry Stephen Colbert
Kill Daniel Tosh

Vince Vaughn, Miley Cyrus, and Lindsay Lohan

 

[Roadster]

Fuck Vince Vaughn
Marry Miley Cyrus (So I can divorce in 3 months and take her loot)
Kill Lohan

The Undertaker, Jim Cornette and Amanda Bynes

 

[white crow]

Reby Sky, Awesome Kong, Kelly Kelly

GO!