Moonlight Drive
Guest
Yeah, so this BTB is going to be done by me and Beer. Basically, it's going to be more of a side project, when I get tired of writing NOW. It's main design is for wackiness, humour, generally taking the piss from todays wrestling product and a little BTB (mainly TNA
) and just a bit of fun, so when reading, take it for what it is. Hopefull I can entertain y'all a little bit.=Sypnosis=
Credit to Chris for the wacky backstory
There are times in life when people just want to have fun. Patty Super always wanted to have fun, perhaps a little too much fun.
Pat dancing on a strip pole is shown, as he downs a bottle of Rum.
Pat was always getting in trouble, mixing with the wrong crowd.
Pat is shown on the floor with a bottle of rum in one hand, and a knife in the other. He looks up to see a man charging at him. Pat gets up, and charges back, as the fight continues.
And, there is nothing wrong with that. As long as you can actually get up in the morning. Oh dear, another thing Pat clearly cannot do.
Pat’s alarm goes off. He tries to get up, but fails miserably.
Pat has no job, and never pays his bills. He lives in flats, that he moves from every month, to escape the rent. But one day, everything changed.
Pat is seen, with his shirt on, but no trousers, as they are firmly tucked in his other hand, with shoes in the other. He attempts to escape through the window. He is outside, standing on the balcony, trying to get away. Suddenly he hears some Chinese or Japanese voices, calling him. He turns to see Funaki and Curry Man standing there, with buritos in there hands! Pat looks at them, rubs his eyes, and looks at them again. Suddenly Curry Man begins dancing, shouting Funaki’s name. Funaki then begins to start commentating on Curry Man’s dance. Pat falls back in astonishment, landing in the hands of a smal working class man, by the name of Chris Duper.
Chris Duper is a normal man. He tries not to drink, has a normal job, with a normal family. Much different to Pat. So when they met up, there differences collided immediately.
Pat wakes up in a hospital, with Chris by his side. Chris immediately rings the neck of Pat, telling him that he missed an inerview thanks to him. Pat pushes Chris away. Chris continues then to walk out of the room in a strop. Pat gets up and follows him. Asking him if he can live with him. Funaki and Curry Man follow, as they play the bag pipes. Pat convinces Chris to let him live with him for one day. That night, the two played cards and became best friends. Suddenly Pat had an idea.
Pat and Chris are very good friends now.
Pat screamed in Chris’ ears, that he wants to create a wrestling Fed. Chris says no, but Pat insists. Pat says that they can call it the Pat Super and Chris Duper Wrestling Alliance. Super Duper Wrestling Alliance! Suddenly a tiger enters the room. He bites Chris’ head off as Pat screams in woe. Pat then vows to make the wrestling promotion in honor of the fallen, Chris Duper. His first two superstars: Funaki and Curry Man!
Funaki and Curry Man are a crime fighting, bagpipe playing, snail eating, wall climbing, computer snatching, E-Fed Making Duo!
General Manager: Patty Super
Commentators: Mike Adamle, Don West & Michael Cole
Backstage Interviewer: Awesome Kong
Roster
Santino Marella
Funaki
The Great Khali
Scott Steiner
Kevin Nash
Batista
Scott Hall
Shark Boy
Curryman
Viscera
Hornswoggle
The Boogeyman
Goldust
Val Venis
Vladimir Koslov
Festus
Hurricane
Sabu
Paul Burchill
Vito
Rhino
Weekly TV Show: Tuesday Night Mayhem
So, yeah.
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