Kayfabe Scouting the competition

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*Vanessa walks in on Luis and a man with a Camera in his bathroom*
Vanessa York: I came up here to tell you who I have a match against and I see this?!
Luis Alvarado: You should have knocked V-nee baby.
Vanessa York: (Sighs) Just meet me downstairs in a few minutes.
*A few minutes later*
Vanessa York: So, I am facing 2 people at the show.
Luis Alvarado: Who are they?
Vanessa York: One of them is Lilith Young.
Luis Alvarado: That's funny, I'm facing her brother.


Vanessa York: Brother? I thought you were facing her husband?
Luis Alvarado: I don't like to think about it Vans, it weirds me out sometimes.
Vanessa York: And my other opponent Mia Garrido.
Luis Alvarado: Why are you fighting a Pokemon.
Vanessa York: Pokemon?
Luis Alvarado: Get it, her name sounds like Gyarados. Ya'know the Pokemon. . . .
*Vanessa York gives Luis an un-amused expression*
Vanessa York: Anyway, I've been looking her up and from what I can see she seems a lot like you.
Luis Alvarado: Pffft, copy cats.


Vanessa York: Well, not you from right now but you from a few years ago. Back when you had the mask.
Luis Alvarado: What are you saying?
Vanessa York: Well, she has the whole Mexican pride thing, she's a luchador and very ecstatic to be a wrestler.
Luis Alvarado: Does she wear a mask.
Vanessa York: It doesn't seem so.
Luis Alvarado: She's not a real luchador if she doesn't have a mask.


Vanessa York: Anyways since you're the one training me here is there any advice you can give me?
Luis Alvarado: Pin the Lilith person.
Vanessa York: Why?
Luis Alvarado: Incest is weird.
Vanessa York: This is no time for jokes Luis, do you have any real advice or not?
Luis Alvarado: Mia might try doing some crazy lucha things to you and if she does, move.


Vanessa York: What are lucha things?
Luis Alvarado: You'll see.
Vanessa York: All right, well since you're no help right now should we go to the arena?
Luis Alvarado: I have some things I need to attend to, but I'll meet you there. And last thing before you leave, will you use the theme I gave you this time?
Vanessa York:. . . . . . . Sure.
*Vanessa grabs her gear and heads to the arena*
 
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