Scaring the straights

[Tgmiveld]

Anyone else love doing this.

I love it when ego-manical lads are acting all fancy-free in a pub. I come in put some NIN on the jukey, and watch the looks on their faces.

I am a classic eccentric. I memorise lines from comedy and wrestling, then shout them out in public. I don't give a shint shity if I am the only person who gets the joke. The looks on the straights faces is enough for me.

I remember when some metrosexuals set fire to me hair on the college bus, abd through my bag out the window. I got off the bus, and bowed to them with a smile on my face. The lads did not know what hit them

Any of you captains have any stories about scaring straights.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Scaring the straights? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much funnnn.

 

[Tgmiveld]

It is lad

Its really all you can, at the end of the day

 

[Aids Johnson]

It is lad

Its really all you can, at the end of the day

Are we gonna fuck, or what.

 

[Tgmiveld]

Are we gonna fuck, or what.

Not gay lad

Nothing against them, but I like pussayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And the pussy loved a bit of my manly musk

 

[Aids Johnson]

I don't follow. Was the pussy a post-surgery type deal?

 

[Pop Tatari]

Opposite of straight is gay so...............

 

[Farooq]

Yeah man I love going up to straight people and blasting Queen while flashing my dick

 

[Tgmiveld]

I love acting eccentric

It exposes the idiotsyncricies of lilly livered lads