Rules of IWF

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1. Do not talk about HIAT

2. DO NOT talk about HIAT

3. Mark is Anonymous

4. Mark is legion

5. Mark never forgives

6. Mark can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster

7. Mark is still able to deliver

8. There are no real rules about posting

9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban

10. If you enjoy any fan fiction sites - DON'T

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored

12. Anything Diesel says can and will be used against him

13. Anything Diesel says can and will be turned into something else - fixed

14. Do not argue with Lady HotRod - it means that she wins

15. The harder you try the harder you will fail

16. If you fail in epic proportions, you may have just lost on I Love New York

17. Every win fails eventually

18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated

19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously, except Chessarmy's posts in the TNA section

21. Nothing here is original content

22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

24. Every repost is always a quote of emphasis

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post

26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences, this is a wreslting board, after all

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man

29. In IWF, all girls are men and all black people are Monkeystyle

30. There are no girls on IWF

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours

32. You must have pictures to prove your statement

33. Lurk more - it's never enough

34. There is fan fiction of it, no exceptions

35. If no fan fiction is found at the moment, it will be made

36. There will always be more f***** up s*** than you just saw

37. You can not divide by zero, IWF is already in a black hole.

38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky

39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FAGGOTRY

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

41. Lennie isn't funny. Seriously guys. He's worse than Kevin Nash jokes

42. Rell is Sacred

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it

44. Even one positive comment about CZW things can make you an asswipe.

45. When one sees TSS, one must get on the bandwagon

46. There is always homo-erotic fan fiction of it

47. The wrestling section is always closed

48. Do Not turn your back on Mark. Do not Betray Mark. Mark does not forget and neither should you. What Mark gives, Mark can take away. Mark controls everything.
 

Solid Stinger the Big Boss

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Shut the fuck up you fat jew flubber head barney looking bitch.

Jews did 911
 

Solid Stinger the Big Boss

Guest
Replace Lennie with your name for Rule 41.
 

Wrestling Station

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was that meant to be a joke or a report? :shocking: